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  1. Public Bookmark 3

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    Sanji introduces Zoro to Two Truths and a Lie. He only ever plays with Zoro, and all his lies are shit.

    (Alternatively: Sanji subjects himself to the mortifying ordeal of being known by Zoro. He does everything in his power to ensure Zoro doesn't realize that's what's happening.)

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    18 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 9

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    Sanji's genes awaken in the cell, and he remains in Germa.

    Zoro meets him years later, when the Straw Hat pirates fight the Vinsmoke-Charlotte Family alliance, under the name Stealth Black.

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    09 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 10

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    Sanji flicked his eyes from one face to another, a knot forming in his crushed chest. Nami, Usopp, and Franky shrank back in shock, dread etched on their faces. Zoro spun away, took a few steps, and then vomited. The sight hit him harder than any crusher could. He didn’t need a mirror to see himself, he could see it reflected in their faces. He looked like a monster. A wave of despair crashed over Sanji, heavy and cold.

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    09 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 6

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    Sanji knew where he was going, having spotted the public restroom earlier that morning after leaving the ship.

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    07 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 10

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    “Can I do your makeup?” you ask before you can overthink it and psych yourself out.

    “Wha– you– I…” he stumbles over his words. “It’s not normal for a man to wear makeup.” He’s flushed a rosy pink, and it isn’t a no.

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    07 Jun 2026