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He finds himself pressed up against Gale, locking the wizard against the shelf, his hand placed to his side, as he sets the bottle down behind him.
Outside, the footsteps grow louder, shuffling closer to the door.Astarion brings his opposite hand to Gale’s mouth, covering it, and whispers hastily, “You are going to get us killed, you imbecile.”
Gale’s body responds for him following the vampire’s pressure against his lips, as Astarion notices the orb’s veins beginning to radiate violet. His eyes trail the other man’s body, following the path of the orb and downward...
Oh.
Oh.
“You are enjoying this, aren’t you?” Astarion muses quietly, swapping his hand from Gale’s mouth to Gale’s hip.
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Gale and Astarion are trapped in a closet
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An account of the events that took place at Panera Bread, Staten Island, circa 2009
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How Guillermo de la Cruz became a familiar to Vampire Nandor the Relentless
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i want to go to bed (in your coffin) by thevampireaj
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
05 Nov 2025
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"Master? Are you awake?" Guillermo questions.
Slightly panicking, Nandor thinks back to books he’s read in which a character is sleeping.
"Zee zee zee zee zee," Nandor repeats the last letter of the alphabet, keeping his eyes shut.
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Nandor tries to get closer to Guillermo in the most Nandor way possible.
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A hot new bombshell has entered the villa, and Louis is beginning to think Survivor may have been easier.
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21 Jul 2026
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“You think very highly of yourself for someone living in a drug-infested shithole,” Louis retorted, dramatically looking at the mess around him.
Lestat raised an eyebrow. “And yet, here you are. Still standing in my drug-infested shithole. Interesting how life works, isn’t it?”
Louis never smoked a day in his ex-Catholic life. For some reason, there’s a white boy at his HBCU who teaches him how.
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17 Jul 2026
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"So that's the trick?" he said, unable to resist. "Make everyone feel special?"
The conversation paused.
Paul shot him a warning look.
Their mother sighed beneath her breath.
Grace looked positively delighted that Louis had decided to involve himself.
Lestat, however, simply turned toward him.
There it was again—that unwavering blue gaze.
Instead of taking offense, the priest smiled, slow and genuine, as though Louis had asked the most interesting question he'd heard all morning.
"No," Lestat answered softly. "Only the people who already are."
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16 Jul 2026
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On an otherwise unassuming night, amateur photographer and exhausted student Louis de Pointe du Lac meets Lestat de Lioncourt, a disgraced rock star nursing a broken heart, and a friendship blooms. And then, perhaps, something a little more...
Which is tricky, because Louis definitely doesn't have time for romance. Oh, and he's not gay. Not at all. (Denial isn't just a river in Egypt.)
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09 Jul 2026
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When Louis was only fourteen years old, a psychic told him he would meet the man of his dreams on the eve of his thirty-third birthday. On the eve of his thirty-third birthday, Louis met Armand. Except now, it’s not Armand who Louis is dreaming about most days– it’s Armand’s best friend.
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