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    “But you want me to come, don’t you?” Shane asks. When Ilya just responds with a coy smile, Shane’s hands come up to grip his wrists, but they don’t pull Ilya’s hands away from his face. It’s a good thing, because Ilya is starting to feel the warmth of the blush taking root beneath Shane’s gorgeous freckled cheeks. “I’m not going to break the rules like that, Ilya.”

    “I still didn’t ask,” Ilya’s grin widens.

    Shane’s face morphs into his adorable scowl, and it’s officially too much. After all, underneath the makeup and outfits, Ilya is just a man. And there comes a time for every man to reach his breaking point. The way Shane’s freckles bunch up, the way his eyes flick back and forth as he thinks of a way to argue against the thing he wants most in the world. Ilya cannot help it.

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    He was a boy (male model on the Pit Crew) she was a girl (diabolical Russian drag queen) can I make it any more obvious?

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    30 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 13

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    A beloved fanfiction author is declared dead.

    Lies about use of AI run rampant in the fandom. Pitchforks are out for those who drove them to suicide.

    When those “witch-hunters” are blamed for bullying them to death, fandom lines are drawn, and grief turns to suspicion when their “cousin” appears obsessed with revenge. Unfortunately, dead people shouldn't keep posting.

    A meta-fic in the first half. An example of what pure unedited Claude and Chatgpt writing looks in the second half.

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    25 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 97

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    Shane's first mistake is making direct eye contact with Ilya. It's like meeting a moose or a bear in the wild, if you look it in the eyes you're signaling a challenge, you might as well have waved a raw steak in front of it. This reaction right here is exactly why they're not allowed to play slapjack on team flights anymore, goddammit.

    or: Ilya and Shane get a little competitive at the self-checkout

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    21 Jun 2026

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    Ilya rocks his hips up. “No, Hollander. Keep up. I want to meet your dildo.” He enjoys enunciating the word. Tries to give it a bit of a whiny Canadian inflection. “You remember? You told me about him, back in Vegas.”

    Hollander blushes beautifully and says, “That’s private.”

    “Hollander. I know the taste of your ball skin.”

    “That’s—Jesus, don’t say it like that. I can show you, but. Only if you promise not to be a dick.”

    “Best behaviour,” Ilya promises. “Will say only nice things.”

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    20 Jun 2026

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    The mission resets abruptly, from objective: kill to objective: protect

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    09 May 2026