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    “Can you have a child with Uncle Flins?”

    For a little while, sound reached him as if through layers of wool, and the only thing he could feel was akin to a blade piercing through his chest. Something in him folded inward, the same instinctive reflex he felt when he put out his light that one time, long ago. He did not move. Did not think. Did not speak.

    Varka laughed again, too fast and too loud, a tone that went against all the natural laws of sound.

    “That’s impossible,” Varka fixed the hat on Klee’s head, looking just as sad as she did. “Sorry, little spark.”

    Varka invites Flins to the Windblume Festival without telling him that the festival is the most notorious courting ground in Mondstadt. Somehow, everyone already knows what they are to each other—except them.

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    Sandrone looks at the clock.

    It’s 8 o’ clock.

    Ah, she realizes. Past her bedtime already. She chalks this interaction up to the usual Columbina-is-batshit-crazy-when-she’s-tired that has explained most of her behavior around this time.

    Or, I put Sandrone and Columbina in the same apartment. That's it.

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    13 Jan 2026

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    “Oh. Alright.” She said, partly to oblige and partly because Columbina did indeed have something else in mind already. “I know it cannot be the exact same with the setting we are in, but could we have tea together one more time?” Saying ‘one more’ instead of ‘one last’ was, obviously, completely intentional.

    columbina, a bit about names, a bit about home, a lot about friendship, and a ton about relationships.

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    13 Jan 2026

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    “Ineffa?”

    The automaton stood in the doorway, a wreck of herself. Her cloak was shredded, armor dented and split, glowing fluid trickling down her side. Sparks snapped weakly from her joints. Her movements were stilted, each step a halting calculation.

    Jahoda’s first instinct was to lash out. “What, did you trip over your own shiny legs? You look like—”

    Her voice cut off. Ineffa’s eyes, normally sharp and steady, were dimming.

    “…I require assistance,” Ineffa said softly, her tone measured even as her systems faltered.

    Or: Nefer always said she’d wind up with her hands all over Ineffa…

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    08 Dec 2025

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    “Welcome,” Ineffa said politely, her voice soft and modulated but undeniably warm. “Table for one?”

    “Uhm,” Jahoda managed, which was not a word so much as a vowel having a crisis.

    Jahoda’s cheeks warmed with humiliation. This was awful. She was fulfilling every stereotype Nefer joked about. Lesbian disaster of the century.

    And then— “Yes. No. I mean— yes. I mean I’m home— sorry. I mean I’m not sorry. I mean— table?” She wanted to die.

    “Right this way,” Ineffa replied as though Jahoda had spoken normally.

    Or: Jahoda learns that maybe Nefer’s ideas aren’t always the worst.

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