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Ravi: i take back everything, i’m no longer glad to be here
Ravi: buck’s sighs have been taken out of the chat
Chim: If you sigh one more time I’m going to smack you
Buck: can't a man be dramatic in peace
Bobby: Please no threats of physical violence in the work group chat. Gather for roll call. Thank you. – Bobby Nash
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12 Nov 2025
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After a member of the BAU gets COVID, everyone is forced into isolation.
Enter the Group Chat.
AKA everyone is tired and ridiculous and I wanted to make a funny fic.Penelope Garcia added Spencer Reid to a group chat
Penelope Garcia added Derek Morgan to a group chat
Penelope Garcia added Aaron Hotchner to a group chat
Penelope Garcia added Emily Prentiss to a group chat
Penelope Garcia added Jennifer Jareau to a group chat
Penelope Garcia added David Rossi to a group chat
Penelope Garcia named the group chat Quarantinis
Aaron Hotchner: Garcia? Why?
Penelope Garcia: Because I’m bored. And because someone had to be a slut and get COVID and then come into the office…
Derek Morgan: i said i was sorry i didnt know i had covid
Aaron Hotchner: Garcia, what have I told you about calling your colleagues sluts?
Penelope Garcia: To only do it when there is no proof so you don’t have to take disciplinary action??????
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26 Sep 2025
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spiderwoman: is this even legal
d1 elmo hater: No, but it's fine, we've got plot armor.
not so sparkly: Don't get arrested. I'm not paying bail.
d1 elmo hater: Don't worry about that, they're saving that for a later season.
ᕦ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ᕤ: hello? thats ominous
D1 elmo hater: This doesn't concern you Derek, you're banished.
dank grandpa: sigh
OR: Another BAU chatfic because there isn't enough on this site. :)
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26 Sep 2025
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Rusted Over, Thawing Slowly by fihli
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America (Chris Evans Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Iron Man (Movies)
13 Jul 2026
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Buried in the leaked data was a video. Howard and Maria Stark, not killed in a car accident, but brutally murdered at the hands of HYDRA's most valuable asset. Twenty-three years after the fact, their son sees the footage, tracks down the asset, and prepares for revenge.
Alternatively: Bucky's recovery, documented in detail by people who learn to love him. Some for the first time, some all over again.
Post CA:TWS, updates every other Sunday.
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Hotch Being A Tired Dad to Six Children by orphan_account
Fandoms: Criminal Minds (US TV)
10 Jun 2021
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Aaron Hotchner has added David Rossi, Derek Morgan, Jennifer Jareau, Emily Prentiss, Spencer Reid, and Penelope Garcia to the chat
Aaron Hotchner has named the chat The Team
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(The Team)
Mon, 2:58 AMDerek Morgan: Hotch what is this
A look into the chaotic BAU groupchat.
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12 Sep 2025