thisisashittyusername
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as in everything that burns.
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- Part 1 of ash and solace
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"guess you're my type, cash."
"the fuck you mean you guess?!" and a little affronted at tango's callousness toward his attractiveness, he'd puffed his chest up. "i should be!"
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“I would have followed you everywhere, Vergil,” Dante says, quietly. Regretting everything he’s done and everything he hasn’t. Vergil would wring his hands around his little brother’s neck, if he could.
“You followed me into the Underworld and back,” he gently reminds. “Surely, that must be enough.”
Dante looks melancholic. “No.”
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restorations by thisisashittyusername
Fandoms: Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
10 Mar 2024
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Lord Eddard might have thought better than to hear what the proud Lannister had to say, seeing that ingenuine face make its way to him – Tyrion, too, if it weren’t for the simple fact that Jaime had allowed himself to gravitate toward the Stark to begin with.
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Rio and Jeff get to see some texts between Miles and contact name MIG - which is short for amigo, their son claims.
They really like this person Miles seems to be dating.
Too bad they're not.[Miguel/Miles themes only, not actually shipped. This is also a joke fic, don't take it too seriously.]
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You've met your match - as he was designed to be. He's an artificial intelligence chatbot.
Now what?
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the death of choice (bruce wayne/joker) by thisisashittyusername
Fandom Batman - All Media Types
23 Mar 2022
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...and the life you exhaled into it
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House is stuck living the same Friday over and over and over and over again. A Groundhog Day AU with a medical mystery, the pursuit of true love, and egregious references to Bill Murray and Andie MacDowell.
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Bookmarked by thisisashittyusername
12 Jul 2025
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Wilson has an unusually rough day and House decides (somewhat despite himself) to help. Things go further than he planned.
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Bookmarked by thisisashittyusername
12 Jul 2025
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inspired by that one internet post/general trope: “we’re friends but I’d have sex with you if you asked”
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- Part 1 of on selfishness
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Bookmarked by thisisashittyusername
04 Jul 2025
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An offhand comment leads Wilson to test out some unusual methods of pain relief for House. (They’re extremely effective.)
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Bookmarked by thisisashittyusername
01 Jul 2025
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In a world where soulmates can feel each other’s pain, Wilson had always grown up wondering if he really had a soulmate. Sure, he could feel the occasional twinge like that of a bruise or cut without actually seeing one, but he had always chalked those up to random aches and pains that everybody got.
Wilson would keep this mindset until both he and House begin feeling agonizing leg pain, and a realization dawning from it causes Wilson’s entire life and well-being to change forever.
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Bookmarked by thisisashittyusername
01 Jul 2025