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Thirty Seven by ThistleAndBee (thistleandbee)
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
05 Apr 2025
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On a dreary day in October just days from Halloween, an angel and a demon stared at each other over two cups of tea in the corner of a dim and dusty London bookshop.
To be more accurate, an angel steadfastly avoided the gaze of a demon, leaving the demon to pick up the entirety of the staring. Not that he minded. The angel was nice to stare at. It was one of his favorite pastimes.
“Now…Why would I agree to this again?” Crowley adored Aziraphale, but he also adored taking the piss. It was his second-favorite pastime.
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Crowley and Aziraphale pull out all the stops to impress each other with the most authentic Halloween costume.
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Zombies of the Starboard by Apocalyptic_Scenes, Dagger_Torch_and_Key (thistleandbee), enneadic, Letha, Monsterfuckers_Incorporated, Mx_Cupperty, saucySmutPigeon, Soggyfritter, startledplatypus, Trebol_Negro
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
03 Jul 2024
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Zombies, Notable Quotables and more Fresca!
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Draco Malfoy woke up married, employed, and utterly confused. Why was he in Grimmauld Place? Who hired him as a Hogwarts professor? How did he acquire a husband? Good thing his aforementioned husband was apparently the Head Auror. Harry Potter was used to saving the world, right?
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Bookmarked by ThistleAndBee (thistleandbee)
18 Jun 2026
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No, Draco didn’t read the packaging properly.
No, he didn’t realise the pill would give him ten powerful orgasms.
Yes, he forgot to shut the Floo so Harry wouldn’t bother him.
Oops.
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Bookmarked by ThistleAndBee (thistleandbee)
16 Jun 2026
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1986. When Severus finds out about Harry's living conditions at the Dursleys, he does the unexpected and rescues the child, planning to let Remus Lupin deal with the consequences.
Severus, against his better judgment, stays for the consequences.Series
- Part 1 of The Amaranth Wards
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Bookmarked by ThistleAndBee (thistleandbee)
16 Jun 2026
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Whispers in the Castle by aspionage, BinteMuhammad
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Jul 2024
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While trying to escape from Dudley and his gang, nine-year-old Harry Apparates himself to Hogwarts instead of the roof of his school. Thrilled by his magical surroundings and the lack of vindictive Dursleys, Harry decides to blend in amongst the students so he can stay in the castle forever.
Meanwhile, Severus tries to make sense of a new, tiny first-year whose name he can't quite place.
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Bookmarked by ThistleAndBee (thistleandbee)
15 Jun 2026
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Not bright or noble, but almost sublime by yletylyf
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
22 Mar 2022
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On that fateful Halloween night in Godric's Hollow, Severus Snape and Sirius Black unite in a common cause: find the Secret-Keeper who betrayed their best friend.
Or: A temporary truce turns into something much more.
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Bookmarked by ThistleAndBee (thistleandbee)
13 Jun 2026