thosewhoclap
Recent bookmarks
-
Tags
Summary
For a moment, Hermione forgets how to breathe and her heart races at the single-minded way he’s looking at her now.
Is he pissed or something?
Because if she’s not mistaken, Draco Malfoy is offering to fuck a baby into her.
Bookmarked by thosewhoclap
22 Jun 2026
-
No Hard Feelings by ETL_Echo_Audiobooks, LucyHyde, malfoyesque, saintmlfy
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
21 Dec 2025
Tags
Summary
Hermione’s ex is getting married. Everyone thinks she’s not over him. There’s only one way to make it clear that she is: take a date to his wedding.
The problem? The only person available is the last person she wants to fake it with.—----------------------------------------------------
She stared at him. “Why would you do that?”
Malfoy shrugged. “I’m single. I’m available in December—”
“—That’s an interesting way of saying ‘my family’s all in Azkaban and everyone else hates me’—”
“—Or maybe,” he interjected again. “I just really want a front row seat to this blowing up in your face.”- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 10,021
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 4
- Comments:
- 411
- Kudos:
- 5,005
- Bookmarks:
- 1,096
- Hits:
- 56,682
Bookmarked by thosewhoclap
01 Jun 2026
-
Tags
Summary
Her breath hitched as she pressed two fingers inside herself, her hips lifting from the mattress. She let the other hand tug her nipple harder, chasing sparks of pleasure that spread through her belly. Her thighs trembled.
Father Yule blurred. In her mind, the mask dissolved, and instead storm-grey eyes met hers. Pale hair framed a face she knew far too well. Plush lips dipped to her throat, murmuring in that low, velvet voice that haunted her dreams.
“You’re such a good girl,” Malfoy whispered against her skin. “You take me so well.”
Her whole body tightened.
“You’re going to come for me when I tell you,” he murmured, voice dark as winter nights. “And only when I say so.”
Her orgasm slammed through her, fierce and sudden.
~•~
Or in which Hermione tells Father Yule exactly what she wants for Christmas.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 12,955
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 52
- Kudos:
- 320
- Bookmarks:
- 78
- Hits:
- 4,468
Bookmarked by thosewhoclap
25 May 2026
-
Tags
Summary
Sick of hearing Hermione’s pining without doing anything about it, Ginny charms a bit of mistletoe to freeze Hermione until she kisses the longtime object of her affections—only the spell goes a little wonky.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 8,896
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 224
- Kudos:
- 1,230
- Bookmarks:
- 289
- Hits:
- 11,893
Bookmarked by thosewhoclap
25 May 2026
-
Tags
Summary
All Rose Granger wants for Christmas is to have a father. Her best friend, Poppy, comes with a solution.
Now Hermione is home alone when Santa arrieves at her door..
Who is this stranger and why is he here?
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 5,830
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 58
- Kudos:
- 367
- Bookmarks:
- 42
- Hits:
- 2,884
Bookmarked by thosewhoclap
22 May 2026