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Its Thanksgiving. Want to skip that long insulting conversation about how you're still single? Well, look no further!
I am a 26 year old felon with no high school degree and a bedsit full of robotic body parts. I can play anywhere between the ages of 20 and 29 depending on how much hair product I use. Im a freelance technician and work late nights at a bar fixing sound equipment for terrible musicians. If you'd like to have me as your strictly platonic date for Thanksgiving, but have me pretend to be in a very long or serious relationship with you, to torment your family, I'm game.John finds the perfect prank to pull on his dad for Thanksgiving.
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19 Jul 2026
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It’s about midday, sunlight lays on the floor from the window. John’s fingers ease through your hair, careful of your tireless styling. You’re here because it’s been a week since you last “slept,” and your brain never gives you a fuckin’ break. But you haven’t told him that.
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19 Jul 2026
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Type in colour, make pesterlogs, and more by following the provided instructions.
I know there already is a public workskin for Homestuck, but this one has a background function and a function for the larger command font.
Updated Apr 2024 to clarify some instructions (and also update them according to various layout changes) and to alter the CSS to use percentage widths instead of fixed widths (in order to improve the mobile reader's experience). The Courier New font seems to dislike certain mobile browsers, but I've yet to find a fix for it.
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14 Sep 2024
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John and Dave finally have a sleepover. John "Not a homosexual" Egbert has that title disputed against because of the usual Strider charm. Its effects are much more powerful in person than not.
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18 Jul 2024
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i hope i don't fuck this up (don't be so hard on yourself) by nimsabeef
Fandoms: Homestuck
10 May 2021
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Your name is Dave Strider, and you are definitely not freaking out.
Nope. Not freaking out at all. Not a single ounce of freak-out up in this bitch. The freak-out detector is not emitting a single beep as it was rendered speechless by the sheer lack of freaking out in your body. You are the most calm and serene guy around the block. You might even go so far as to say you have basically achieved nirvana.
(In which John is coming over, Dave has a deeply repressed crush on his best friend, and the Strider household is a great source of concern for everyone involved.)
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02 Jul 2024