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In a Recent Statement by noturnalist (tisaneedatea)
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
14 Jun 2026
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Marriage, according to Dr. Ratio, is a contractual arrangement requiring careful evaluation.
Marriage, according to you, is living with an annoyingly attractive genius who keeps proving you wrong.
Neither of you is having a good time.
(This is a lie)
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BREAKING!! The CupidTM and the Said Subject FINALLY Get Their Promised BEACH EPISODE??? by noturnalist (tisaneedatea)
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
09 Jun 2026
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Okay so… this is the beach episode, huh?
Waitttt my pet’s even here!! (pats him, excitedly)
??? Bro why is this Phainon’s dude even here too??? (not? affectionate)
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In which you’re on your holiday then you see Phainon
Or is it?Series
- Part 2 of Cupid’s Arrow HQ
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A Serious Business (of Love and Migraine) by noturnalist (tisaneedatea)
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
31 May 2026
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You love your job as a Cupid
Until the arrow you shoot starts becoming the problem
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AKAIn which you're a Cupid™ and the said subject; arrow is Phainon of Aedes Elysiae
And for some reason—this time—something is watching back
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- Part 1 of Cupid’s Arrow HQ
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until we can reunite again by the fate itself.
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Cupid’s Arrow HQ by noturnalist (tisaneedatea)
Fandom 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
09 Jun 2026
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In which you, a humble Cupid deals with a very berry annoying obstacle called Phainon of Aedes Elysiae.
Then something really cool happened ;)
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Draco Malfoy never learned when playtime ends. Raised together in the same pure-blood world, you were inseparable as children—but the teenage Draco still acts like a boy who always gets what he wants, and the line between friendship and possession begins to blur.
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19 Jul 2026
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After attempting to transport all of his siblings back in time, Five wakes up to a familiar scene. Again. And again. And again. He doesn't know why he keeps being transported back to the day of his father's funeral, but he is determined to not waste it now that he has the foresight to prevent the apocalypse. He just wished he didn't feel so alone doing it all over again.
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11 Jul 2026
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tua somehow always crawling back to my life smh
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You, an overworked S-Class esper with the survival instincts of a damp sock, catch the eye of SSS-Class guide Vil Schoenheit. He decides you’re his personal fixer-upper project. Shockingly, it’s the best thing that’s ever happened to you.
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- Part 4 of Guideverse
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21 May 2026
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mamah vil, ilysm 😞💔 peak story, reread if u need bunch of fluffs
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Dream a Little Dream of Me by BoundInParchment
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
19 Oct 2024
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I do not consent to my fics being fed to AI, lore.fm, or being read as asmr.
Celestia had a cruel sense of humor. He knew this, even before his days as a student.
But to be given a soulmate? Now, when he openly blasphemed against the cursed island in the sky?
He would outlive you and the dreadful fated bond that haunted your shared dreams. There was little point in this. He could at least put a Vision to good use.
People were nothing but disappointments.
He had no use for you.Until you pulled the bow across your instrument and awoke a part of him long buried by self-hatred and arrogance.
Soulmate AU; Il Dottore/Female reader w/ established personality and backstory. Slow burn. Lore and world speculation and interpretation within; follows canon story where possible.
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- Part 1 of Dream a Little Dream of Me
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***I encourage those who usually don't read teachers/students to give this a chance. There are no instances in which there are taboo power dynamics, at least of a sexual nature. Heed the slow burn quite literally. A smoldering if you will.
After catching Y/N breaking the rules, Severus Snape sees the layers of the quiet student's personality peel before his eyes. The more he sees, the more intrigued he becomes as he indulges in the growing connection that exposes him to a world he thought he once knew and the peace he'd always been yearning for.
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Takes place in the 90's like the movies (I'd like to think 1996 or 1997), but some character time-canon things are tweaked, so it's not strictly canon-compliant (Draco is not at Hogwarts yet/Weasley twins are in their third year). I write her being 20-21 in mind, but feel free to self-insert a different age. Reader is a 7th-year student who transferred in her 5th year. Snape being Draco's godfather fanon trope included. Malfoy family is a little OOC (not blood supremacists.)
*Potentially triggering content have warnings applied in designated chapters*
I do not support JKR's beliefs, pirate the movies and books, trans rights forever 🤟🏻
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15 Jul 2026
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jadi karbit harpot maybe not that kind of bad— 5 days later
ch 80
SLOW BURN GILAAAAAAAA