toast_boy
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“Do you know what this is?” Tony says, loudly, holding the stick up for Harley to see. Harley jumps, dropping his spoon into his bowl of Lucky Charms. He turns to Tony and squints.
“A pregnancy test?”
“A pregnancy test! A positive pregnancy test!”
Harley blinks. “Well, congratulations, Dad. I didn’t know you had the organs to, y’know—“
“It’s Penny’s!”
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“You don’t love me anymore.”
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she’s in my veins again by toast_boy
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types
07 Mar 2023
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Peter needs this.
This salvation. This one gateway into freedom. This thing keeping him from spiraling downwards and downwards into nothing.
Another fucked up thing is that somewhere, deep down, Peter knows that he’s already spiralled into nothing. He’s just taken a different route.
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a food adventure by toast_boy
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America (Movies), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
12 Feb 2022
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“Don’t keep the Star-Spangled Man with A Plan waiting, babe.”
Peter rolls his eyes.
Ten minutes later, Peter walks up to Steve, both of them bundled up beyond recognition to protect themselves from the biting New York cold. Spiders don’t thermoregulate, and Captain Americas don’t deal well with the cold after being frozen in the arctic for 67 years. Humid cold is the worst cold, and if Peter is wearing two hoodies, then that’s his business, thank you very much.
“So,” Peter says in lieu of greeting. “Pad Thai and then cheesecake?”
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- Part 2 of Friends Across Time
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your friend, peter by Purplechimera, toast_boy
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Captain America - All Media Types
21 Jan 2022
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In 2010, sixteen year old Peter Parker finds a box of letters hidden in a rooftop shed in Brooklyn. Letters from 1943.
In 2012, a defrosted Steve Rogers finds letters hidden in the same box in the same shed. Letters from two years ago, until now.Series
- Part 1 of Friends Across Time
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Friends Across Time by Purplechimera, toast_boy
Fandom Captain America (Movies), Captain America - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types
12 Feb 2022
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desperate measures (the 2021-2022 season) by LiarsandThieves22
Fandom Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
14 Jun 2026
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14 Jun 2026
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As the Romans Do by kooksie
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
01 Jun 2026
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As a straight man, Ilya Rozanov has never had a gay roommate before, but it’s going pretty well. Shane Hollander is kind, silly, and an even bigger hockey nut than Ilya.
So when Shane starts bringing men over, and Ilya begins to want to bash their fucking heads in, Ilya comes to a startling conclusion: He must be homophobic.
(He’s jealous.)
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30 May 2026
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Shandry's Third @shaneybaby
uhhh so im on r/shanehollander rn and some guy is claiming to have cloned shane’s dad’s phone and uploaded it to the internet?? has anyone else clicked on this link will it give me a virus if i do
7:03 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 135.1k retweets | 232.1k likes
Shandry's Third @shaneybaby
okay I googled his dad and he’s a 52 year old forensic accountant who thinks fashion peaked with ralph lauren polo shirts. am I enough of a hollander simp to risk my laptop just to look through the phone of his dad who acts like sandals and bermuda shorts are a risqué choice. yes.
7:04 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 137.1k retweets | 235.9k likes
Shandry's Third @shaneybaby
oh my god his password for everything is ShaneHollander24. pov you love your son so much that it compromises your bank account
7:04 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 143.7k retweets | 250.7k likes
Shandry's Third @shaneybaby
HOLY FUCK
7:19 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 337.1k retweets | 413.3k likes
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all around you, all the time by peculiarblue
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
06 Mar 2026
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“I am out for the season?”
“Probably."
“Are you by any chance looking for a trophy husband?”
“Ilya.”
“Yes? No?”
“It’s one season, Ilya, we’re not—it’s bad because you’re hurting, not because—I’m not letting this fuck anything up for us, okay? We’ll figure something out,” Shane says, resolutely.
or, you know what they say about the best laid plans
ilya’s first year in ottawa looks a little different than originally planned, maybe sort of because he ends up spending it recovering a broken leg in his boyfriend’s apartment, but probably mostly because he meets jackie pike