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    Hayes:
    But like I said, I won’t mention anything about the slide.

    Roz:
    ugggggggggghhhhhhhhhhh
    see this is what i mean

    Hayes:
    Wait, it wasn’t about the slide?
    What was it about then?

    Roz:
    ????
    were u not there for the bear?
    nm
    unsend
    delete
    siri help

    Or: The Ottawa Centaurs' plane crashes into the Appalachians. Everyone walks away relatively unscathed. Unfortunately for Ilya Rozanov, this means a lot of witnesses to what he has come to understand was 'not his best work.' He is running out of time to do damage control before Shane learns what his soulmate prioritises in an emergency.

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    03 Jul 2026

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    30 Jun 2026

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    30 Jun 2026

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    Given Ilya and Shane's history, they should be able to handle a few weeks apart. So when Ilya was out with an injury and Shane needed to head back on the road, they would cope. Shane would be occupied with adjusting to his new team and Ilya would be occupied with twitter and the trials and tribulations of British Bakers.

    And they would be just so normal about it. Obviously.

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    27 Jun 2026

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    A mostly crackfic series that asks, what if Shane and Ilya were slightly out of character? Shane is bitchier, Ilya is manic and philosophical, Cliff Marleau and the Boston boys take turns babysitting their crashing-out captain, and Shane finally gets recognized as the pretty, funny, sassy player he is.

    Nothing is too serious about this, it's a mix of show and book canon, and a healthy dose of fanon (himbo king Cliff). Ilya is allowed to catch feelings early, as a treat and Shane is allowed to let his inner mean girl out.

    Please enjoy these silly boys and their silly relationships! Four works so far with more to come! How much more? I don't know! They keep doing silly things and my brain keeps writing it down.

    Thanks for reading! 💕

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    27 Jun 2026

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