uptownfunk
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In an attempt to heal Professor Sharp of his blasted leg, the new fifth-year gets more than she bargained for.
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There is a Better World by uptownfunk
Fandoms: Hogwarts Legacy (Video Game), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
03 Jan 2026
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They were in the past. Somehow.
Harry couldn’t help but feel relief. To be back at Hogwarts, without the looming threat of Voldemort and the war, was a breath of fresh air he didn’t even know he needed. It was as if he was underwater all these past months and he was finally coming up for air.
Or, Harry, Ron, and Hermione, while at their Forest of Dean campsite, find themselves in sent back to Hogwarts in 1891.
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Tom was pretty certain that the whole no room at the inn thing only happened in either fanfiction or the Bible; now, it's fucking happening to him.
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13 Jul 2026
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Jude asks Haaland to top him—needless to say, they’re both unprepared for Jude's first time bottoming.
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12 Jul 2026
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The aftermath of their win against Brazil is unlike anything Erling has ever dared dream of. There's rowing and drinking and endless public celebrations, but Erling's personal favourite is having Jude Bellingham in his bed, squared away in a Miami hotel room.
Ready and willing and his for the taking.
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12 Jul 2026
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Erling Haaland is not nervous about Brazil.
No, what's much more nerve-wracking is seeing Jude Bellingham standing in front of him, shy and uncertain, and so unfairly gorgeous.
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you're free to have everything you can see by FroyoBoyo
Fandoms: 타인은 지옥이다 | Strangers From Hell (TV)
03 Jun 2026
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"You couldn't be like this with anyone else. Nobody could take it."
Not like I do.
It goes unspoken, but it lands in the tiny gap between their writhing bodies, an uncomfortable weight.
Or; Moonjo tries to convince Jongwoo of something they both already know.
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- Part 3 of Mjjw soup
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03 Jun 2026