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Lessons in Flirting (Unintentionally and Definitely Not Romantically) by shrimprangoon
Fandoms: 9-1-1 (TV)
14 Sep 2025
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Hen sighs. “Something had to be said before you idiots put us in mortal peril.”
“I’d never do anything to jeopardize our safety on a job! You know that Hen.”
“Maybe not on purpose,” Chim chimes in, “but, see, the thing is, when you flirt with our Buck, his brain turns off. He just bluescreens.”
“You’re flustering the poor boy, Eddie,” Hen adds. “And it’s making him dumb.”
“-er,” Chim adds.
“Wha- Buck isn’t flustered.”
Eddie is flustered. His face feels hot. He takes another sip of his coffee to give his hands something do to, but that only makes him feel warmer. Shit.
Hen levels him with the most deadpan look. “Last week he walked into a stop sign after you called him ‘big boy’ on a call.”
Eddie nearly spits out his coffee.
Or: the one where Eddie subconsciously flirts with Buck without realizing and Buck is actively trying not to have a heart attack at work about it
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- Part 1 of Lessons in Dumbassery
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18 Jun 2026
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"Aparently, little birdie also told me that Buckley had a one night stand with he who must not be named while Diaz was in Texas and they almost got together again but the human epitome of a fungus told Buckley that he was in love with Diaz."
"WHAT? And you're telling me NOW? You're the worst boyfriend ever," Sanchez was now threateaning him with a wet mop in his hand.
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"Should we like close them in a closet or something?"Jones suggested.
"Diaz is so far up in the closet that if you shove him any deeper he might end up in Narnia."
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Or: (5+1 fic) Five times other 118 firefighters witness crazy shit going on with the core group and one time they decide to stir the crazyness themselves 😏Bookmarked by usami0909
17 Jun 2026
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After bodies show up on his roof, Matt Murdock must stop Bullseye from killing in his name.
Title is from The Horror of Our Love by Ludo.
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17 Jun 2026
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The streets of Hell's Kitchen were busy that night. Benjamin "Dex" Poindexter stood in front of a luxurious building, unarmed — though perhaps a few weapons were stashed inside his suit, waiting for the worst — waiting for someone. For the first time in a long while, he had dressed properly: an all-black suit, casual shoes, a bow tie, his hair combed as always but neat, his strong cologne drawing people's attention. It was a shame, since Dex didn't want those people's attention — he wanted the attention of only one person, the one he was waiting for.
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14 Jun 2026
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A collection of stories set in a world where some people can shape shift into animals.
The stories follow the adorable menace that is cat shifter Buck and the adorably protective wolf shifter Eddie.
Mostly fluff and adorableness and very little plot.- Words:
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12 Jun 2026