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“You fought with your visor up,” he says.
Capon looks at him, uncomprehending. Then shrugs, aventail rustling. “And what of it? It’s hot out, Henry, in case you hadn’t noticed. I don’t want to get boiled in my own steam.”
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Fencing Injuries and How to Treat Them by metal eel (vacuumtan)
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
21 Mar 2026
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“Well, I don’t think it’s broken.”
Arne lights up. “So it is fine.”
“I didn’t say that,” Henry immediately cuts him off.
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Arne gets a not-so-small slap on the wrist, and Henry sees to his injury. And other needs.Series
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shooting your shot by metal eel (vacuumtan)
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
05 Mar 2026
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“You could… you know,” Henry says. With his right hand, he makes a rather unmistakable jerking motion in mid-air to illustrate what he means.
Vitek balks, then looks around in the dim light as if he afraid somebody might have seen what Henry just mimed, scandalised by the very suggestion. Through his teeth, he hisses, “I don’t do that sort of thing.”
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Henry tries to teach Vitek how to relax without shooting arrows or punching someone.Series
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The Menfolk of Kuttenberg by metal eel (vacuumtan)
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
28 Jan 2026
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“Is Kuttenberg not living up to what you’d hoped for? I’d imagine there’s plenty of good-looking men coming through here,” he says, idly settling his hands on Elishka’s somewhat meaty thighs.
“Oh, aye, there’s plenty of those,” she says dismissively. “But there’s not many that are really my type, yes? ...Well, maybe you’re less picky with men than I am.”
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Henry goes for a bath and learns that he and Elishka have something in common.Series
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speaking of the devil by metal eel (vacuumtan)
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
08 Dec 2025
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“You could have just slammed the door and left, you know. It would have been the—polite thing to do.”
Once more, all that earns him is a cackle. “Aye, Capon. We both know that I am known for my politeness.”
-Hans gets in his feelings, discovers the prostate, and forgets to lock the door.
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The Much More Amorous Adventures of Irresistible Henry of Skalitz by metal eel (vacuumtan)
Fandom Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
21 Mar 2026
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A collection of not necessarily interconnected, smutty fics in which Henry gets passed around a lot of not-quite-so-important NPCs. A lot of it might fall into mild crackfic territory, but it's always treated seriously.
I was inspired by the fact that Henry is way too smooth when talking to Bartosch for someone who most likely has never slept with another man when deciding to make this into a series. Like, if bro sounds like his favourite hobby is cruising through Bohemia, who am I to deny him that?
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Chrom, CEO of Ylisse Corporation, has a habit of picking up dubious and/or helpless characters to work for him. It's only natural that, with a cast as odd as that, strange interpersonal dynamics ensue- whether that is a good or a bad thing, no one can tell, exactly.
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1917 — As the known world fractures, Gale leaves the city in an attempt to rediscover why it is he’s even still staggering around in his own dark.
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30 Mar 2025
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The Church teaches them to bury the dead. This, they’ll bury deeper.
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06 Mar 2025
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A Fire and a Conflagration by iodhadh for serenityfails
Fandoms: Dragon Age: Inquisition
17 Dec 2017
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At first, the Iron Bull is just writing poetry to Dorian because it's a fun way to tease him—he gets all huffy when he's pretending he doesn't think the lowbrow stuff is funny, and besides, he started it by making it a Vint-versus-Qunari thing. It's only fair for Bull to needle him a bit.
At first, Dorian is only writing back to Bull because he can't let him win. The pride of Tevinter's literary tradition (not to mention his own dignity) is at stake here, and he will not be beaten at metaphor by someone who thinks cattle-related puns are an appropriate way to seduce someone.
And that's all it is. At first.
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like a winter hath my absence been by kaffas (hoopoe)
Fandoms: Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age - All Media Types, Dragon Age (Video Games)
15 May 2020
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"'No, darling, you are not Hissrad. Not anymore.'
It is another kaar-hissera, another dream that has yet to pass, but it leaves the Iron Bull wide awake, his breath coming in quick pants as the asala-taar threatens behind his ribs. It feels like saar-hissra. It feels like the aftermath of a nightmare.A man's voice, sighing intimately, ardently. The shape of those words around a Tevinter accent."
The Iron Bull joins the Inquisition.
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22 Dec 2024
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The grey light of Spain carries their history with it, and it's gleaming through the cracks. // Two long cons, in thirteen conversations.
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