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    The first person Jihoon kills is the music teacher who tells him that he’ll never make it as a clarinetist because he’s too small. Then it’s another Pledis trainee who gets in his way. After he becomes Woozi, he mostly kills random hookups when he’s on tour, all of them carefully staged to cover his tracks. Jihoon becomes good at it: singing, and killing, and not being caught.

    So murdering three strangers while on a forced hiatus home in Busan is not part of the plan.

    And neither is Soonyoung, the man-eating merfolk who insists that because Jihoon dumped bodies into Soonyoung’s ocean, Jihoon and Soonyoung are now married in the eyes of the sea.

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    04 Jul 2026

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    Jessie, SUMMON me a heartbreaker!

    this fic was. waugh. genuinely. no notes and way it ended was so so so amazing i have it on my google chrome bookmarks bar as its own separate entity from my other ao3 bookmarks

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    “the power’s out,” wonwoo says then. voice grave. and afraid. and like, oozing with regret, all of a sudden. he starts walking around the kitchen, flipping switches and stuff like it’s really going to do anything. he scratches his head in genuine confusion, then heads over to the window, pushing his blinds aside just barely to peek out.

    “what do you mean the power’s out?” junhui squawks. “you know what? I need to go. do you want me to—I don’t know. I can like, call mingyu and he can talk you through how to fix it or whatever? or wait, why am I calling mingyu, you have his number, you can—”

    “jun-ah,” wonwoo says, voice even graver, even more afraid, oozing with like, tons more regret somehow. “you’re not going anywhere. have you seen outside?”

    “what?” junhui feels all the hair on his body stand straight up. in pure fear. utter horror. “I have to leave. there’s like, a storm coming, and I have plans to facetime soonyoungie later, and also, we’re totally not—”

    oh, god. oh, fuck.

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    22 Jan 2026

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    reading this while looping light a flame actually DEVASTATED me oh my god best fic of the EVER. I could eat this fic and the author very gently and eat myself alongside it like pacman this fic is so so so good so amazing so magnifique so mwah. Tears streaming down my face at 1 am this fic is so gorgeous. belladonnas would fear this fic

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    “Oscar, don’t.” Logan whispers shakily. He weakly grabs the other boy’s arm, pleading him to not face the Oppressor just to save a half-dead Logan. Instead, the Australian pushes his hand away.

    “You’re not going to die first, Logan. I don’t care if you’ve lost all hope or not, but life hasn’t treated you right at all, you need this just one last chance to live.” Oscar’s voice cracks as he speaks without turning back.

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    20 Apr 2024

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    shit. fuck. shit. oh my god. holy. stumbled upon this by chance and YES author you used up all my tissues. oh my god. shit. what the hell. shellshocked right now why was this so good and so painful????? ugh author ily please don't ever do this to me again

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    “What are you doing?” Charles asked, his voice cracking.

    Max blinked at him once before he smirked and said, “Well... I was going to kiss you.”

    “Why?”

    “Because I want to.”

    “Why?” Charles repeated, feeling like his legs were going to give out.

    “Is that not a good enough reason?” Max asked.

    OR: The childhood best friends to lovers fairy-tale-soulmates fic that nobody asked for. Charles has been in love with Max since he was seven years old.

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    08 Apr 2024

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    On the drive back to the hotel Max had turned to him, blue eyes fierce and piercing.

    “Promise me you won’t stop being angry. You’re angry because you know what you can do. Use it, control it, let it fuel you. Other people won’t understand but that doesn’t matter, you know what you’re capable of.”

    You and me, he’d seemed to say, we’re the same.

    Charles wonders now how he ever thought Max wouldn’t understand.

     

    Or: Charles leaves Ferrari, tries to win a championship, and learns some things about belonging. All the while, Max is there.

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    08 Apr 2024