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  1. Summary

    After Lily, Severus, and two other students find themselves the unwilling participants in a dark, bloody ritual, how will they come to terms with their new, expanded magical abilities and the consequences thereof? While at the same time finishing their last three years at Hogwarts and get dragged into getting involved in a war against the Dark Lord Voldemort.

    Starts with Marauders' era 5th year of school and continues through Harry's school years.

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  2. Summary

    A variety of loosely related stories mentally set in roughly the same 'verse, all created from the same writing game described in #1 and cleaned to be a story.

    Some will be fluffier than others, we seem to be getting darker as we keep writing these! All are fun, though.

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    No, I’ll tell you! What if I was good, I mean real good, the kinda against-all-odds redemption good, a fucking saint!
    Then you’d just have to pull me back down.
    Right?
    A hopefully interesting spin on a Radiodust deal fic. Exclusively Angel's POV.

    This is my first fic for Hazbin and I'm really thankful for all the support, you guys are amazing :)

    Fic is complete and you're all amazing!

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    02 Dec 2025

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    Extermination Day is over and things couldn't be better! The hotel is rebuilt, bigger and better than ever, it's been proven that redemption is possible, and for the first time in months, sinners are flocking to the Hazbin Hotel doors.

    But not everyone is doing well. Following his battle with Adam, Alastor finds himself infected with holy power that not only causes him immense amounts of pain, but prevents him from using his demonic abilities. Both injured and unable to fully protect himself, he scrambles to keep his enemies off his back as he searches for a way out of his predicament.

    Lucifer, on the other hand, is rekindling his relationship with Charlie. He's doing his best, but years of disconnect leave him fumbling as he gets to know his daughter and strives to prove that he believes in her dream. However, having isolated himself for a millennia, it puts him in a precarious situation as he's thrust back into Hell's politics and all the complexities that come with it.

    In a mutually beneficial agreement, Lucifer and Alastor pretend to be in a relationship in a slapstick attempt to solve both of their problems.

    And who knows what chaos will come about as their feelings take root...

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    02 Dec 2025

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    The closest Alastor's ever gotten to romance comes in the form of—in order of increasing hilariousness—a couple of botched youthful attempts at kissing, cheap mass-produced smut comics, and the wildly entertaining tales of other people's sordid affairs.

    He's never wanted sex. He's never wanted love. He's never seen a problem with this.

    It's taken about a century, but he's pleasantly surprised to discover that the rest of the world is finally starting to catch up with his perspective.

    More than anything else, he’s pleased that these new modern attitudes have given him extra opportunities for bad puns.

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    27 Nov 2025

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    Alastor comes to Angel Dust with a proposition: help him overcome his touch aversion and take his virginity. Angel Dust is floored, and determined to make sure this is really what Alastor wants.

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    27 Nov 2025

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    The first story in this series, “Anthology,” can be read as a stand-alone. All of the stories thereafter pick up where the first one leaves off and form a broader overarching storyline.

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    22 Mar 2025