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    “Blooming, thank you, Professor Karkaroff,” Dumbledore replies, but whatever else is said is lost on Shane's ears as right then, Shane makes eye contact with Durmstrang's second-in-commend. 

    Ilya fucking Rozanov stares back at him. 

    And

    winks. 

    The girl in front of Shane squeals like it had been directed to her, but Shane knows Rozanov too well from the one time they'd played each other in the 17-and-unders. Or rather, Shane knows him as the chaser that kept Team Canada from winning the junior league last year. 

    Ilya fucking Rozanov only winks at people he wants to piss off.

    Shane is so, so fucked.

    Or: Durmstrang student Ilya and Slytherin Head Boy Shane commiserate about the lack of Quidditch, and maybe even solve the mystery surrounding their strange new DADA professor. (And possibly fall in love, if Harry Potter would stop accusing Shane of being an evil Slytherin.)

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    25 Jun 2026

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    He was just about to put his phone away when suddenly something did catch his interest. A Montreal Metros jersey.
    He clicked into the stream.
    A man was sitting on a bed in the blue jersey. It had a ‘C’ on the front.
    Shane swallowed.

    Or: Shane sees cam boy Ilya wearing his jersey on stream and things heat up from there.

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    24 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 43

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    Alina was drawing an enormous purple dog.
    "Are there a lot of purple dogs around here?" Ilya asked.
    Alina didn't look up from the drawing.
    "No."
    "Do you like purple?"
    Once again, a one-word answer. "It's ok."
    Ilya nodded seriously. "I see. So the dog is ok."
    "It's not a dog. It's a wolf."
    "A purple wolf? I've never seen one."
    The little girl flushed with irritation, as if she had to justify her choice of color. "The brown is dead."
    "Lucky me. Otherwise I never would have seen my new favorite animal. The purple wolf."
    Alina didn't answer.
    "What do purple wolves eat? Yellow sheep?" Ilya asked.
    The little girl looked up from the page and fixed Ilya with an intensity that made him uncomfortable. "Where is my brother?"

    Ilya Rozanov receives a call from Russia: his brother Alexei and his wife have been arrested. Ilya is listed as guardian of Alina, Alexei's eldest, and of Ivan, whose existence he didn't even know about. How will Ilya manage his marriage, his life as a professional hockey player, and two frightened children?

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    22 Jun 2026

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    "I was asking him," Ilya pointed out.

    Okay, maybe that sounded a bit passive aggressive, all things considered. It did not seem to bother Rose, though, as she answered right away:

    "He's not gonna answer you."

    "What? Why not?" Ilya asked, genuinely confused. Rude, he thought. His eyes went from Rose to Shane, his brows frowning.

    "He just doesn't talk."

    "Oh."

    - OR -

    Shane has selective mutism along with his autism and Ilya desperately wants to get to know him.

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    22 Jun 2026

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    Ilya and Shane have been married for four years, the Ottawa centaurs are projected to win the Stanley cup for the third year in a row, the foundation is doing good, and they happily play the part of “best and most fun Uncles” to the small, but steadily growing, group of baby centaurs. Now, Shane and Ilya face a new heartbreaking challenge - trying to become parents themselves.

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    21 Jun 2026