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Really, it was inevitable she was going to slip up at some point. When you’re travelling with a group of people who are psychically connected by mind-flayer tadpoles, somewhere along the line, someone is going to accidentally read someone’s mind.
But did it have to be him? And did it have to be that?
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23 May 2026
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He thinks about you saying his real name, sometimes, when he’s alone. Calling him something no one’s called him in so long, maybe it doesn’t even belong to him anymore.
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- Part 2 of sweet you rock and sweet you roll
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16 May 2026
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Stan needs to get to Oregon. You need to get to California. He has a car. You have a cunt.
(Avril voice) Can I make it any more obvious?
Don't worry. He'll take you out to dinner first. (But he's not paying)
(Or Pre-Postcard Mullet Stan meets you in a bar and you find out you’ll never need anyone else. Except it’s never that easy)
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08 Apr 2026
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For a moment you think this is it. Stan's going to shake your hand, nod politely, and wish you luck. Then he's going to meander on over to the next table and make the next woman laugh even harder than you had.
But he doesn't. Instead, Stan steps around the table, places one tentative hand on your bicep, and leans down close.
“Hey, uh—You wanna get outta here?” he whispers.
(You meet Stan Pines at a Speed Dating event. Your night goes much better than anticipated.)
(Now with a transmasc!Reader version in Chapter 2! See notes for details.)
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- Part 2 of old man porn! (and non-porn)
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10 Mar 2026
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After being expelled from an American school, you are relocated to Hogwarts for your seventh year. Two nights before commencement, you meet a tall, dark stranger in a local pub. Passions flair, and the two of you find yourselves entangled in a heated one night stand.
Only afterwards, when you reach your new school, do you find out the stranger is your Potions Master, Severus Snape.
Despite your professor’s guilt and reluctance, the two of you are drawn to each other, both in body and mind. A hesitant friendship begins...but neither of you are happy just being friends.
A Severus Snape x Reader romance.
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29 Jan 2026
