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Jungkook doesn't date. He doesn't enjoy waking up in an unfamiliar bed, and having to make awkward small talk with the night's conquest. He doesn't enjoy the look on his date's face when he tells them he's autistic, either. So he sticks to what he knows best, just sex and as little conversation as possible. Which would be fine if his best friends Taehyung and Jimin weren't so determined to help him fall in love.
Namjoon is returning to Seoul after the end his 17 year relationship. He's sleeping in his friend Yoongi's toddler's bed, and trying to mend things with his ex-best friend Hoseok. And what's more pathetic and on brand than a 35 year old divorcee Art Gallery Director falling in "instalove" with his 23 year old, surly Gallery Assistant, Jungkook?
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35 year old divorcee Namjoon and 23 year old Jungkook fall in love and talk about art.
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20 Jun 2026
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You're My New Muse by internetpistol (orphan_account)
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
23 Mar 2017
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Mom Sort Of
[Today, 8:11 am]
THEY'RE GAY AND ONE OF THEM GOES TO YALE AND I SHOWED HIM YOUR PROFILE AND HE SAID UR CUTE SO I GAVE HIM UR NUMBERMe
[Today, 8:16 am]
MOM YOU CAN'T GIVE MY NUMBER TO A FUCKING STRANGERMom Sort Of
[Today, 8:16 am]
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19 Jun 2026
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In order to get his friends off his back about dating, Seokjin lies and says he's already dating a guy whose picture he found online. Only that someone turns out to be Kim Namjoon, and Seokjin's determined to keep up the act.
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19 Jun 2026
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When Kim Seokjin's incredibly shy coworker, Jeon Jeongguk, invites him to his Fall Out Boy cover band's show, Seokjin agrees because he's a patron of the arts, of course. A supporter of big dreams, even if he pretends not to have have any aspirations of his own.
And not at all because his best friend Min Yoongi bullies him for never leaving the house while also acting like he knows something Seokjin doesn't (but maybe a little because Jeongguk is kind of cute, with his nervous, sparkly Bambi eyes and far-too-big work shirts. Not that Seokjin would EVER admit it).
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“Who the fuck is that?”
“What? Hyung, you know who it is. He literally invited you here.”
“No, Yoongi. That is not Jeongguk. That is a demon.”
“A sexy demon?”
“A sexy demon put on this earth to torment specifically me!”
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15 Jun 2026
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And Jungkook and Taehyung can say what they want, show him as many videos and make him listen to as many songs as they like, but the truth of the matter is that Seokjin’s opinion is not uninformed and that SUGA and his bad-boy-anarchist-rap-god image is just not real.
Not when Seokjin’s been witness to Yoongi.
(or: AU where Kim Seokjin runs a tiny hotel in the heart of Seoul, and Min Yoongi is a world-famous rapper who drops by to escape the pressures of idol life.)
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04 Jun 2026