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    “So,” Eddie starts. “Myra’s lawyers are probably going to subpoena you.”

    “What? Why?”

    Eddie is quiet for another long moment, then he blurts out. “They think we’re having an affair.”

    Richie forces out a laugh. “Why would they think that?”

    (In which the Losers' Club has to convince a divorce lawyer that Richie and Eddie aren't having an affair, which is a little difficult because they are in love with each other.)

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    03 Jun 2026

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    "Right, right." He purses his lips, knowing he can't get out of this conversation if Eddie actually wants to have it. He opens his mouth to say something helpful, but what actually comes out is: "- what if I came to New York next weekend?"

    He has this problem, see, where his mouth says things his mind hasn't caught up with yet. He's contemplating cracking his head on the sharp corner of the marble topped kitchen island in the quiet that follows his batshit crazy offering, but then Eddie is humming like he's thinking about it.

    "Yeah," he says. "Yeah, no, that would be good."

    "It would?"

    "Yeah? What, are you changing your mind already? Don't be a dick. You just offered."

    "No. I'm not changing my mind," Richie says, absolutely changing his mind. "I can do that."

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    03 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 80

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    Eddie opened his eyes finally; the bright light was jarring and sent a stabbing pain straight through his skull. He grimaced, squinting his eyes closed as he adjusted to the daylight streaming through the trees. Part of him had expected it to be dark, but he wasn’t entirely sure why.

    He must be laying on a rock, because there was a stabbing pain against the middle of his back, and the unpleasant pressure of the handle of his bike crammed against his chest.

    Richie’s stupid face came into view next, his hair long and wild and thick glasses magnifying his eyes.

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    03 Jun 2026

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    After a near-death experience at the hands of a murderous, child-eating clown, it can be difficult to return to normal life. But for Eddie, it's more than just trauma. He hates his job, hates New York, misses the Losers, and his wife is a constant reminder that he'll never know love as anything more than a locked cage and a heavy pair of shackles. That is, until he hits a breaking point and takes a spontaneous trip to Los Angeles.

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    28 May 2026

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    Richie Tozier is experiencing unprecedented success in his career thanks to the fact that he’d rather bare his soul on stage than admit to Eddie Kaspbrak that he loves him and that Eddie’s ongoing, messy divorce is causing catastrophic problems with Richie’s digestive system.

    Eddie Kaspbrak is experiencing a disastrous divorce made worse by Richie’s sudden abandonment. In the two years since he and Richie have seen each other, their conversations have gotten increasingly impersonal.

    Stanley Uris is experiencing the two most annoying homosexuals known to man and acts accordingly.

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    06 May 2026