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    5 times Ilya Rozanov told his Boston Teammates that he was hooking up with Shane Hollander and they didn't believe him, and 1 time they finally do.

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    15 Jun 2026

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    “It’s true,” Rose says. “Shane was an amazing boyfriend. See, that’s what I miss. I just need to find someone who’s an amazing boyfriend and actually wants to sleep with me.”

    “Okay, Rose,” Ilya says. “You have come to right place. I will solve your problem. We will go out and find you straight or bi or pan guy to fuck.”

    Shane groans. “I am not going out to find Rose a guy to fuck.”

    “I know you are not,” Ilya says. “I was not inviting you.”

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    Or, Ilya and Svetlana take Rose out to find her a boyfriend who’s into women. Ilya and Rose are photographed leaving the club together, leading people to speculate that they’re dating.

    Shane handles the whole thing so well.

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    15 Jun 2026

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    Like a Record Baby (Will LaPointe): i keep thinking this is some sort of insane dream
    Like a Record Baby (Will LaPointe): but no. we got SHANE HOLLANDER.
    Like a Record Baby (Will LaPointe): because of HOMOPHOBIA!
    Sherlock Holmes (Carter Holmberg): rare homophobia win
    Shane Hollander: Well let’s not go that far.
    El Capitan (Ilya Rozanov): holmberg please refrain from being pro homophobia in the group chat or shane will report you to management

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    Or: Shane's first season on the Ottawa Centaurs, as told through a number of increasingly unhinged texts

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    06 Apr 2026

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    "Your cock." Shane's face burned. "I've been practising with toys for years and the whole time I was pretending it was you."

    Shane Hollander doesn't do men. He does toys, pegging, a discreet app, and a woman named Svetlana who fucks him so well he almost doesn't notice she's engineering the most elaborate sexual setup in the history of professional sport. Almost.

    A fic about closets, discovery, and the catastrophic moment Shane opens his eyes and Ilya Rozanov is standing at the foot of the bed while he is in panties.

    Set in an alternate universe where Shane and Ilya haven't ever hooked up, and Shane explores his burgeoning sexuality.

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    14 Jun 2026

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    With a record-breaking transfer fee in the 2018 off-season, Ilya Rozanov moved to Ottawa and wrecked his entire career and legacy in one go. Three years later, in a hole-in-the-wall pizza joint in Canada, a few of the Boston Raiders reckon with why.

    Relatedly, Shane Hollander is getting married.

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