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Severus’s behaviour is simply unacceptable. His fellow Heads of Houses won’t stand for it any longer, but Hagrid’s got an idea of how to deal with it. They band together with one mission in mind: to treat Severus like the bitch he is.
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20 Jun 2026
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How Peter Pettigrew accidentally turned Harry into a living sex toy, and the many fuckings that resulted.
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- Part 1 of Available For Use
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20 Jun 2026
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“Not Harry, not Harry, please not Harry!”
“Stand aside, you silly girl… stand aside, now”.
And Lily Potter stepped aside.
Voldemort stared at her.
“... Is this some sort of trick?” he asked softly.
“No". Her voice was flat, lifeless. “You already killed James... If you let me live, then you can have Harry”.
Voldemort’s lip curled - not in amusement, but disgust. His own mother had died for him. Pathetic, yes, sentimental and foolish - but she had chosen to die so that he could live. Lily Potter wasn’t even choosing to care. Surely the child of prophecy deserved a better mother than this! Even he could give the boy to a better family to be raised right!
Voldemort slowly reached down and picked up the child.
He was still staring at him. He was still oddly silent. His eyes were still the colour of the Killing curse and brimming with power.
Yes, Voldemort decided, that was exactly what he’d do.
"You belong to me now" he whispered.
And with a crack like thunder, he turned on the spot, vanishing into the night.Or, the one where Harry Potter is raised by the Lestranges and it goes more or less how you would expect.
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15 Jun 2026
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In an effort to save Snape's life in the Shrieking Shack, Harry ends up accidentally forming a master/apprentice bond which neither of them can break... with Snape in the position of apprentice. Harry drained the magical power from all the Death Eaters in the final battle, including Snape. He now has to come to terms with being the most powerful wizard in the world many times over. And unless Severus wants to become a squib and die from his lingering magical wounds, he has to stay withing touching distance of Harry. Permanently.
Severus is NOT happy.
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11 Jun 2026
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The invitation comes in the mail on pale pink, scented stationery. Scented stationery! Michael can’t fucking believe it, ends up holding the cardstock against his nose for a few long minutes—long enough that Angie leans across her desk and taps her knuckles against his brass nameplate.
Michael had grabbed the stack of that day’s mail on his way out of the house that morning and he hadn’t stopped to look at the return address on the envelope. If he had, he probably would have just tossed it in the trash.
“Hey,” Angie barks out, then snaps her fingers in his face. “Earth to Ormewood. What’s going on here, bud. Are you stroking out?”
ormewood gets an invitation to his ex-wife's wedding and he needs a date. who will he ask?!
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- Part 16 of Will Trent
- Part 25 of Author's Favorites
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10 Jun 2026