whorebard
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Any Worthwhile Venture by whorebard
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021), League of Legends
07 Dec 2024
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Look, it isn’t like Jayce hasn’t fantasized about this exact scenario a hundred times. The rush of getting off without anyone knowing, the risk of getting caught. But fantasy equals freedom from consequence. Actually getting jerked off in front of the most important people in Piltover is terrifying.
And yet…
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At Least Until Tomorrow by whorebard
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021), League of Legends
19 Jun 2022
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Jayce rushes to the hospital.
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A Beginner's Guide to HTML and CSS on AO3 by the_untamed_poet25
Fandoms: No Fandom, Fandom - Fandom, AO3, Original Work
06 Jul 2026
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You've seen it. A fic formatted like a classified document. A chapter that looks like a real social media feed. An interactive game, somehow, inside an AO3 work. You clicked the kudos button. You thought: how.
This is the tutorial that answers that.
A beginner-friendly guide to HTML and CSS on AO3 — no prior coding experience required. By the end of this series, you'll know enough to write formatted fics, build your own workskins, style your entire AO3 interface, and maybe make something that makes other people stop and think how.
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- Part 23 of Izzy's HTML & CSS Experiments
- Part 2 of HTML/CSS AO3 Skins & Tutorials
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- English
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- 39,899
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- 7/?
- Collections:
- 4
- Comments:
- 161
- Kudos:
- 1,021
- Bookmarks:
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Bookmarked by whorebard
04 Jul 2026
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let the dirt wash away by bloodredbeatingrose
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
18 Feb 2026
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Henry: What about your injury? You said you got hit?
Hans: Godwin pulled the arrow out straightaway. It didn’t go in too deep, thankfully. I was wearing armor. And in the fray I didn’t even think of it. It’s only starting to hurt now, in fact.
Henry: Do you want me to take a look at it later?
Hans: Why not? That’s kind of you.
Later, in the baths, Henry takes care of his lord.
Bookmarked by whorebard
27 Feb 2026
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In the stillness after Suchdol, Henry is paralyzed by his past, a prisoner to thoughts that convince him he’ll never be more than a boy who neglects the person closest to him — the same coward who watched his village burn and his parents die and their killer apologize to him and to God.
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Henry is plagued by nightmares, and he grapples with them while trying to figure out how to reconnect with Hans after their evening at Suchdol.
Bookmarked by whorebard
06 Feb 2026
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Rosehip Tea by Ashertmarn, Avocadont (Ashertmarn)
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
10 Jun 2025
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After everything, Henry and Hans find some space for themselves away from everyone. There's a lot of work to do if they want it to be habitable by winter, which is lucky, because Henry needs the distraction.
Distraction from the dreams, which are terrible.
And the thoughts, which are worse.
Series
- Part 2 of A Garden for Herbs
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17 Jan 2026
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Gavin feels it, the quiet, aching need in the pressure of Connor’s body against his. Not just for warmth or contact, but for something deeper. Safety. Connection. Something real.
The weight of it slams into Gavin, sudden and overwhelming, stealing the air from his lungs.
Series
- Part 6 of ᴡᴇʟᴄᴏᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʟᴜʙ
Bookmarked by whorebard
21 Aug 2025