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“Y-you…! You’re-“
Robert was used to this by now, the slack jawed surprise as they realized just who it was they were talking to, and oh good god it’s-
“Mechaman?” He finished his sentence, more than ready to disappear from this conversation. “That’d be me. In the flesh, or whatever.”
He tried for a smile, but the muscles there could only muster a pained grimace. It didn’t seem to matter as his audience of one stared at him with a nervous, starstruck energy practically dripping off him.
“YES!”
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Or five times Robert accidentally wormed his way into Herman's life, and one time Herman crashed into his.
For the last day of Watermech week: 5+1
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“It’s just that I p-practically live at his place half the time now. Which is great! But most of my room is there, and- and I don’t know what…I don’t know what that means. He’s never said…never s-said what this is.” He slumped over again, the side of his face lay wet and defeated on the bar. “It’s stupid. Right? I’m stupid?”
He could hear the exasperation on her face, a short, frustrated exhale through the nose before she spoke again.
“Damn Herm, the fuck? Have you even asked him what he wants from all this? Like at all? Ever?”
He hesitated, feeling the reprimand coming before he even opened his mouth.
“No?”
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After multiple hook ups, Herman is left to wonder what exactly his relationship is with his dispatcher.
(Part of a series, but can be read on its own.)
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- Part 2 of Vinyls
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“That’s way more grunge than I was expecting? Is that the right thing to call it?” Robert asked, peaking over at his phone incredulously. “Why the fuck is Airplane so different?”
Herman snorted, both his own water and the drink he’d been nursing though the night sending him into a coughing fit. He pounded his chest with a closed fist.
“That’s- pfftt, that’s definitely not the name of that s-song.”
“I don’t know the names of songs man.”
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Herman and Robert bond over music at a party.Series
- Part 1 of Vinyls
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“Y-you know, I always hate leaving.” Herman admitted, his face nothing but embarrassed. “It suck-sucks.”
For a moment Robert wanted to tell him he didn’t have to go. He could stay as long as he wanted. Hell, he never had to leave at all.
“You’re always welcome here, you know. You don’t gotta have a reason.”
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Or Robert being forced into introspection while pursuing the world's wettest noddle man.
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Just a little drabble of Rob and Herm making out.
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20 May 2026
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“I like seeing you so confident,” Robert murmurs into his chin, hot breath ghosting his cheek, “when you ask for what you want.”
“I want,” Herm starts, punctuating the thought with a nip to his jaw, beneath his ear, “to - to make you feel g-good. P-please. Please.”
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A week in Herm’s life.
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- Part 2 of this funny feeling
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09 Apr 2026
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Herman's eyes brim with tears, face flushed as he whimpers. The cheap plastic chair creaks under their combined weight. Herman's voice breaks on a strangled moan, the sound raw and utterly wrecked as it tears from his throat. Fresh tears streak down his already flushed cheeks, his breath hitching between desperate sobs. Robert thinks he's never seen anything sweeter than Herman falling apart like this as those large hands dig into skin as Robert bounces on his cock. And in that moment, Robert wants to eat him alive.
Short summary: Robert rides Waterboy in that stupid chair he sleeps in.
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14 Mar 2026
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“I guess… I guess I just wanted to kiss you. Sorry, that’s kind of a stupid answer.” He raises his gaze, and Herman is staring at him, eyes wide. That other emotion on his face has won out, and it’s something almost like… hope.
“No,” Herman breathes, “no, that’s not stupid at all.”
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Robert impulsively kisses Herman at a bar. Shenanigans ensue.
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- Part 1 of this funny feeling
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11 Mar 2026
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Telepathy really isn’t all that.
Matter of fact, telepathy ain’t fucking shit, Robert would like to have that on record, signed with his ridiculous fucking name and everything.
In all the three and a half decades of life Robert has lived with this cursed ability—and it is cursed, abysmally, no matter how much renown it might have brought him—, he has heard a great many things, most of which would have driven a weaker man to suicide.
Never has he heard a mind like that one.
or: Robert is a mindreader, and (un)fortunately, Herman has a lot of thoughts.
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28 Feb 2026