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Clogged Pipes by wilyserpent
Fandoms: Super Mario Bros. (Video Games), Super Mario & Related Fandoms
27 Mar 2024
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“A plumber’s job is-a never done!” Luigi quite suddenly exclaimed. Mario’s unamused expression made Luigi’s stomach do a somersault.
“T-That’s-a what you always said to me in the past, bro,” Luigi continued, quieter this time. “Whenever I would get-a tired or bored when we worked on pipes together… I just-a thought I could… get back to my plumber roots, like the good old days.”
or- Mario is growing increasingly suspicious of Luigi constantly leaving the house.
OR- Luigi feels like he’s not helping the Mushroom Kingdom enough so he decides to do something about it, by lying.
And if Mario finds out the truth, it could mean war.
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Do-Re-Mi by wilyserpent for MCReinhardt, stingoperation, late for armageddon (themarsgoetia), theineffableprofessor
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
28 Dec 2023
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While Crowley and Aziraphale are renovating their newly purchased cottage in the South Downs, Aziraphale asks Crowley to hang up some chintzy star decorations with him that Crowley had bought originally for Aziraphale as both a present and a joke.
However, Crowley gets an idea.
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Supernova by wilyserpent for DrimmsyDra
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
25 Aug 2023
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It was just a kiss after all… nothing more.
Right?
After rejecting Aziraphale’s ‘Heavenly’ offer, Crowley decides to treat himself to an EXTREMELY alcoholic breakfast at the Ritz, alone, drinking for two… three… four… and so on.
Or- a word to the wise: leaving a very lonely, angry and now, drunk demon alone with alcohol- unattended and unprotected- could be quite the messy and dangerous affair.
OR- Sinking only deeper into his anger and drunken stupor, Crowley decides to burn down Aziraphale’s bookshop.
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Our Secret Exodus by wilyserpent
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
31 Jul 2023
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Crowley and Aziraphale take part in the ritual of remembering the past.
A very short ficlet.
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מִי כָמֹֽכָה - Mi Chamocha by wilyserpent for stingoperation
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
21 Jul 2023
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“Bastard angel.” Crowley breathed, reveling in the scent of Aziraphale’s new cologne.
“Benevolent demon.” Aziraphale replied, his eyes trailing down from Crowley’s serpentine eyes towards his lips.
Now, Crowley could only smell fire.
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be selfish by ineffxbl
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
11 May 2026
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Aziraphale returns from Heaven and searches for Crowley to find Jesus and prevent the Second Coming.
marked T for language
“You still expect me to be nice? After all these years?” Crowley grips the passenger side door handle and yanks it open, making a quick gesture towards the inside of the car. “Get in, Aziraphale.”
The angel shakes his head slightly, a little frustrated at Crowley for trying so hard to not use the nickname he’d given him six thousand years ago. Aziraphale steps towards the car, “You used to be nice.”
Just as Aziraphale is about to sit, Crowley grabs the back of his jacket and pulls him back to the curb, slamming the door shut as he walks to the driver’s side. “I was never nice, just happened to like you. Open your own damn door.”
angry crowley will be the death of me
Bookmarked by wilyserpent
22 May 2026
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Envy the Subtle Serpent by walkwithursus
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
31 Jan 2020
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A mysterious bookshop patron strikes up an unlikely friendship with Aziraphale. Crowley sees right through the stranger's charming exterior to the serpent that lies beneath. Like recognizes like.
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Bookmarked by wilyserpent
24 Mar 2026
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I won’t stand for it by Dancer_in_the_rain
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
07 Dec 2023
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“Look, if you don’t want to see me again, that’s fine. I just would have liked to know what I did wrong. But if you don’t want to talk about it, I guess I’ll just-“
His hand started slipping from Aziraphale’s and in a sudden rush of panic the angel gripped onto the demon tightly.
“No!”, he gasped, the thought of his beloved leaving indefinitely suddenly feeling like a crushing weight on his chest. Crowley looked back down at him, his expression confused and hurt.
“Tell me what’s going on here then, angel. What has suddenly gotten into you?”
Aziraphale worried his lip between his teeth, unable to meet the other’s eyes. He could feel his heart beating up his throat. Was he really about to tell Crowley? Well, yes. Crowley deserved his honesty. If anything he didn’t deserve Aziraphale throwing him out and not even giving him a reason. Even if it was a good reason. He felt like fainting when he looked back up again into the face that he loved so much. The face that he felt so undeserving of loving.
“Would you… do you think I should get a new corporation?”
Or: Aziraphale overhears Crowley reprimanding his plants and starts to wonder if he’s even good enough for his demon.
Bookmarked by wilyserpent
22 Mar 2026
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Into the stars by AxBodySpray
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
14 Jun 2026
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Crowley faces the decision that Aziraphale has made. He is devastated and has no way to communicate with him… or does he? Although he acts a bit like an asshole, his friends are there to support him. Meanwhile, something is brewing up above. The Metatron’s true intentions reveal themselves before Aziraphale, and he realizes the gravity of the situation. Whom will he choose? His love for Crowley or Heaven?
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Bookmarked by wilyserpent
01 Mar 2026
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“I already told you,” he said, perched in a way that could generously be described as reclining on her chaise longue. His arms were folded behind his head, boots dangling perilously close to upholstery that was almost certainly expensive. “My last dream was in 1862. October fourth, to be precise.”
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- Part 2 of "Guess The Author" prompt fills
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Bookmarked by wilyserpent
01 Mar 2026