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    You Meant Someone Else, Right? by

    Fandoms: PHIGHTING! (Roblox)  

    12 Mar 2026

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    Sword overhears Rocket talking about liking someone — and becomes absolutely convinced it can’t possibly be him.

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    17 Mar 2026

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    Ladies and Gentlemen We Are Floating in Space by

    Fandoms: South Park  

    22 Jul 2019

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    The epitome of apathy, Craig Tucker has never been anything but nonchalant when it comes to his life and other related catastrophes. As long as he's not missing his favourite tv show or being hassled into another one of his classmates' ill-advised schemes, the boy truly doesn't care. Why should he? He's almost halfway through his Junior year at South Park High, which he's already figured out means he's only trapped there for another year and a half.
    Yet, there's only so far flying under the radar can get you, and unless he can get his grades up before the end of the school year, he won't be graduating with the rest of his class.

    Luckily, there's a blonde-haired recluse who might be able to help him - in more ways than he'd hoped.

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    11 Dec 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 9

    I Like to Taste That Sugar (That Sweet and Low) by

    Fandoms: South Park  

    13 Jan 2016

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    If Stan squints, he can see the finer stitching on the seams of the hat and realizes it’s a fucking hideous pattern.

    And yet, it totally suits this guy.

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    11 Dec 2025

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    For a short story this still entertained me heavily and yes it was that good

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    show me those pretty white jaws by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    23 Oct 2024

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    Somewhere along the lines his faith became a little blurry. That was until a little blurry turned into him near black out drunk and stoned in the middle of the road by himself, knuckles bruised and the taste of blood still in his mouth laying down on the double lines under a blanket of stars praying for a truck.

    When the truck never came, he knew that God was no longer with him, and he was no longer with God.

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    Or, Barty falls from the hands of God, and finds eternal glory in the arms of another boy.

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    02 Apr 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    someone kill me this was so good like wtf

    11/30/25

    It's been a few months and I've read a few rosekiller fics here and there since then but nothing can beat this

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    Sincerely, your super-best-friend Kyle. by

    Fandoms: South Park  

    29 Dec 2018

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    Just breathe, dude.

    I'm not Cartman.

    ((AKA- After growing up leaves the two all but physically separated, Kyle and Stan finally find something they can share with each other to feel normal again.))

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    25 Oct 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    ....crying at school wasn't on my bucket list?