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  1. Summary

    "Two roads diverged in a wood, and I — I took the one less traveled by."

    (a series of unconnected one-shots, primarily subverting common/popular fic tropes)

    *** DO NOT LEAVE REVIEWS OR EMAIL ME OR CONTACT ME IN ANY WAY, SHAPE, FORM, OR FASHION ABOUT BUYING ART. EVER. I AM DONE BEING POLITE AND RESPECTFUL, BECAUSE I AM **STILL** BEING HARASSED AND STALKED ABOUT THIS AND I HAVE HAD ENOUGH. DO NOT ASK ME TO BUY YOUR CRAP. ***

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    A series of confrontations that expose various truths for our favorite characters

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    AU Halloween 1981 and the Potter family has been attacked. But when Sirius arrives, the crib is empty. Harry is missing, and presumed dead, but Mipsy knows the truth. She takes care of her little master just as the Potter's portrait commands her to. Cover by EnchantedPixie495

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    14 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Elfish Welfare by Tyrannic_Puppy; Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling

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    Words are unnecessary.

    Unapologetic fluff.

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    14 Apr 2026

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    Fiery Heat: 17 pansies (17pansies) -- Iron Man (Movies), Marvel (Movies)

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    Happy hated field trips - everyone in Security did. Field trips involved visitors to the Tower, visitors all over the Stark Industries part of the Tower, and no one in Security could understand why.

    Pepper said it was to encourage youngsters to consider working for Stark Industries. Tony said it was so dorky little nerds could get a peep behind the curtain. Happy said it was to personally give him indigestion and Tony needed to admit it.

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    24 Mar 2026

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    Monday Blues: Dimity Blue (Arnie) -- Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe

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    Peter Parker isn’t allowed to go on his school’s mandatory field trip, and for once, that’s a good thing.

    A full day at Stark Tower means uninterrupted lab time, finishing his first real piece of tech, and absolutely no Flash Thompson.

    Unfortunately, it also means his entire class accidentally discovering that Peter Parker works for Tony Stark.

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    23 Mar 2026

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    Little Stark, Apparently: morganswcrld -- Iron Man (Movies), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)

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    It starts with one intern.
    At least, everyone thinks he’s an intern.
    He’s got full clearance, a StarkPad, and a habit of arguing with Tony Stark in the hallways.
    The office is trying to piece it together. Mostly through Teams.

    (Or, Peter and Tony’s relationship, as seen through the eyes of Stark Industries employees.)

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    22 Dec 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Gossip Protocol: astravere -- Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Iron Man (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types