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  1. Public Bookmark 28

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    Jude [01:14 AM]: [Attached: Screenshot of a TikTok edit with 2 million views liked by Erling Haaland, captioned "the way erling looks at jude is not heterosexual"]
    Jude [01:15 AM]: bro explain this immediately 💀
    Jude [01:15 AM]: they’ve got a whole tag for us. they are making slow motion edits of us hugging in 2021 to Katy Perry songs.
    Erling [01:18 AM]: I am sleeping Jude.
    Jude [01:19 AM]: you literally liked it. your main account liked it three minutes ago. the screenshots are already on twitter man you’re finished

    All hell breaks loose.

    Or Erling Haaland accidentally likes an edit of himself and Jude on his main TikTok account, thinking he was on his burner account. The internet goes absolutely feral, and Jude is prepared to tease him for months, until he realizes this was more than just a slip up.

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    19 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark *

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    Haaland is loud and proud and Jude is his biggest fan.

    (This bromance has me larping football guys I did not gaf until I saw these two men and their beautiful romance).

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    17 Jul 2026

  3. Rec 79

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    Jude felt like he was on top of the world. He had just scored a goal for his country in the World Cup quarter finals, against his Alpha’s team. Until suddenly a cramp wracked through his body, and he collapsed on pitch. In front of the world and his alpha.

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    17 Jul 2026

  4. Rec 63

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    His hand slips out from under the pillow to touch Erling's face and pinch his cheek, red blooming afterwards. It makes the other groan and try to move his face away while Jude just giggles at him which sort of sums up their relationship.

    Or: Jude and Erling in the aftermath of the match.

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    17 Jul 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 89

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    Jude is sick of hearing that his omega pheromones will throw off Haaland’s game. After all, that’s a stupid stereotype about omegas. And Haaland doesn’t even like his scent, right?

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    14 Jul 2026