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i could take another hit for you (and i could take away the drips from you) by zaru
Fandoms: Eddsworld - All Media Types
07 Jul 2026
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"Look at them," Tord's voice cracked into something furious. "There's too many, you'll die, is that what you want? Do you want Tom and Matt to watch both of us die??"
"Shut up!" Edd sobbed, voice cracking, "Shut up, I'm not letting you go—"
"For once in your life—" Tord cried, teeth bared, something wild and desperate underneath the anger. "For once, just listen to me and GO!"
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Or, the world ended two years ago. Edd, Tord, Tom, and Matt have learned how to survive since then, and a routine supply run goes horribly wrong. AKA my zombie apocalypse au hehe
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and wherever they were, they had each other by cherrbert, zaru
Fandoms: LEGO Monkie Kid, LEGO Ninjago (Cartoon 2011-2022)
21 Oct 2025
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It was a normal Thursday afternoon in Ninjago. The air tasted putrid and sour, the wind carried the smell of rotting flesh and decaying plant life, the Monastery's stone walls were crumbling, and a giant zombie from the Cursed Realm dressed in ancient soldier’s attire was throwing a tantrum at the ninjas’ front doorstep.
Okay, so— not exactly a normal Thursday afternoon, but at this point the ninja think it might as well be.
"IT'S A PORTAL! HE’S GOING TO ESCAPE!” Someone shouted, and Lloyd hardly hesitated.
“Then I guess we’re following!” He called back.
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basically, ninjago lmk crossover fic!! with added bits of chinese mythology for flavor. takes post s 10 ninja plops them into post s3 lmk world.
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fellas is it gay to kiss your rival? by zaru
Fandoms: Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types
20 May 2024
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shadow: i
shadow: i think i fucked up badrouge: oh
rouge: shadow what the fuck did you dorouge: shadow answer me right now you cannot just say that and not expect me to be curious HELLO??
shadow: i. i might have
shadow: kissed sonic.rouge: what??
rouge: WHAT???~~~
shadow makes the mistake of kissing sonic when he tried to confess. also chatfic shenanigans :)
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THE GREAT PAPYRUS' JOURNAL (no boys or girls allowed) by zaru
Fandoms: Undertale (Video Game)
10 Mar 2024
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Papyrus has not been having the best of times. What better to do other than write all your feelings out in a journal every single day? Surely nothing would go wrong here.
He was certain.
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Cub: i am going to beat you up
Grian: CUB 😭
Pearl: id pay to see that tbh
Cub: ok great pay up 🙄
Pearl: cool ill give you five dollars
Cub: deal
Grian: WHAT??? NOYOUR NOT???
Etho: guys we can all tell ur on ur phones
Etho: no one just stares at their crotch during class like it's the most interesting thing in the world
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truth without love is brutality, and love without truth is hypocrisy by Anonymous
Fandoms: Eddsworld - All Media Types
19 Nov 2025
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“Ow, ow, ow, that hurts— that hurts, Thomas, OW, you’re a bitch, this hurts, you bitch, OW—“
Tord already hurled the screwdriver much farther from Tom’s reach, but that doesn’t stop Tom from using his bare hands to pop the bullet out of Tord’s skin like it was a pimple. A phalanx-sized, metal pimple. With the legs of an ant. Colored red, because obviously, it was colored red.
“Ow, ow, ow, ow—“
It’s not working.
“Of course it’s not working!” Tord manages to trap his wrists in one hold, forcing him down on his seat. “I told you, spilling all my truths is the only way to flush it out! Now keep listening to me wax poetic about you, I just remembered the mole on your taint.”
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- Part 10 of sometimes i just hate to love you
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03 Jul 2026
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Tord’s social battery was shot. Maybe it was the last rip of a bong, or the dawning realisation that despite the crowded room and tipsy girls asking to hear what swear words sounded like in Norwegian, it felt lonely. Every smell of spilt booze, bump of another body or couple kissing in Tord’s way drove him dangerously close to puking or punting something.
Actually, punching someone sounded like a fantastic idea. Where the hell was Tom?
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A fanfic where Tord has internalised homophobia so bad it could kill a Victorian child.
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- Part 1 of Tord Fumbles the Bag (On going series)
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20 Jun 2026
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My Homeward Way Has Proved Too Long by thehouseofblack
Fandoms: Ancient Greek Religion & Lore, The Iliad - Homer, The Odyssey - Homer, EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums)
25 Nov 2025
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“The indignity!” The words burst like a stone through still water, shattering the quiet in an instant.
Neoptolemus’ voice carried the hot edge of outrage, and the man stepped forward with a disdain that seemed to ripple from every line of his frame. “To think of it, that I should trade words with men such as you, base as the dust beneath my feet!”
“And what meaning lies in those words of yours?!” Orestes shot back without pause. His hands tightened into fists, his breath coming fast.
The words were flung like spears, not thought through even for a mere moment. It was simply two men reacting before reason could catch them, the way a startled ox rears before recognising friend from foe.
The echo of their voices rolled through, stark and utterly graceless against the mountain’s serene hush.
Telemachus sighed.
(or, when Telemachus is called upon to adjudicate the matter of Hermione's groom, he alongside Hermione, Neoptolemus and Orestes, find themselves back in time to the 9th year of the Trojan War, in the middle of Achilles and Agamemnon's argument)
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10 May 2026
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After MK's sacrifice, Pigsy grapples with the near-loss of his son.
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27 Apr 2026
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Red Son desperately wanted to ignore it. He wanted to hike up his sleeves and tug on his collar and wait the sixty to eighty years it would take to get such humiliation off his skin. There was, however, a problem.
His soulmate was an artist.
(Soulmate au where what you draw on your body will appear on your partner. Canon compliant up to Season 3.)
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Bookmarked by zaru
02 Apr 2026