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Or, Six Things Eggsy Has Learned About Being A Gentleman
“Lesson number one,” Harry says. “Manners matter.”
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16 Jun 2026
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STOP IT EGGSY LOOKS SO IN LOVE IN THE GIFSET IM SOBBING
MY BABIES ARE SO CUTE OMG
WHEN EGGSY GOT SHOT 3 TIMES THEN STABBED. WTF??
WE HATE ROB (ROD? IDR...)
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Eggsy shifts the aim from JB to Arthur, and shoots him in the face.
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under my skin (tried so not to give in) by venvephe
Fandoms: Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)
15 Mar 2015
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This is a monumentally bad idea, Eggsy realizes, in the fraction of a second between reaching out and tugging at Harry’s tie and seeing his eyes briefly widen before their lips meet.
Or: snogging is a great distraction technique for hiding in plain sight from your enemies. It is decidedly not great for hiding your growing, uh, interest in your secret service colleague.
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15 Jun 2026
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ehehehehe 😈😈
they're shop cute stop "I'm terribly fond of you" "I'm fucking mad for you" MY HEART
RIP that assistant in Budapest 💀 -
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Eggsy takes out the medal in slightly worse circumstances, asking for a miracle.
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14 Jun 2026
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OMG THEYRE ADORABLE IM SOBBING MY BABY DAISY
I saw the guinevere thing coming from MILES away I'm so smart 😌
omg I fucking cant the sweet and subtle pining from both sides I'm sobbing
Roxy and merlin were bad ass bitches in this and I love them for it
we stand a lil canon divergence, so the way the plot if the movie happened in the background was pretty cool
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all the tables turn by DivineProjectZero for venvephe
Fandoms: Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)
22 May 2015
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Harry Hart has terrible taste in men.
So it comes as a bit of a surprise when Eggsy smiles at him and the predator inside Harry cocks its head in consideration.
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14 Jun 2026
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AWWWWWWW FUCKING STOP IT OMGGGGG THEY'RE ADORABLE YOUR HONOR
AND HAWT. HELLO!
harry thinking he doesn't deserve eggsy then eggsy processing to fucking ruthlessly murder a woman for him <3
that's what I call true love
they're made for each other your honor