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    Or, Six Things Eggsy Has Learned About Being A Gentleman

    “Lesson number one,” Harry says. “Manners matter.”

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    16 Jun 2026

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    STOP IT EGGSY LOOKS SO IN LOVE IN THE GIFSET IM SOBBING
    MY BABIES ARE SO CUTE OMG
    WHEN EGGSY GOT SHOT 3 TIMES THEN STABBED. WTF??
    WE HATE ROB (ROD? IDR...)
    YAYYYAYAYAY

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    Eggsy shifts the aim from JB to Arthur, and shoots him in the face.

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    15 Jun 2026

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    ykw hell fucking yeah dude

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    This is a monumentally bad idea, Eggsy realizes, in the fraction of a second between reaching out and tugging at Harry’s tie and seeing his eyes briefly widen before their lips meet.

    Or: snogging is a great distraction technique for hiding in plain sight from your enemies. It is decidedly not great for hiding your growing, uh, interest in your secret service colleague.

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    15 Jun 2026

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    ehehehehe 😈😈
    they're shop cute stop "I'm terribly fond of you" "I'm fucking mad for you" MY HEART
    RIP that assistant in Budapest 💀

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    Eggsy takes out the medal in slightly worse circumstances, asking for a miracle.

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    14 Jun 2026

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    OMG THEYRE ADORABLE IM SOBBING MY BABY DAISY
    I saw the guinevere thing coming from MILES away I'm so smart 😌
    omg I fucking cant the sweet and subtle pining from both sides I'm sobbing
    Roxy and merlin were bad ass bitches in this and I love them for it
    we stand a lil canon divergence, so the way the plot if the movie happened in the background was pretty cool
    🗣we hate Arthur 🗣

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    Harry Hart has terrible taste in men.

    So it comes as a bit of a surprise when Eggsy smiles at him and the predator inside Harry cocks its head in consideration.

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    14 Jun 2026

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    AWWWWWWW FUCKING STOP IT OMGGGGG THEY'RE ADORABLE YOUR HONOR
    AND HAWT. HELLO!
    harry thinking he doesn't deserve eggsy then eggsy processing to fucking ruthlessly murder a woman for him <3
    that's what I call true love
    they're made for each other your honor