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Published:
2017-08-30
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2017-09-10
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The Continuing Adventures of Severus Snape, Barista Extraordinaire

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Summary:

Why is Severus Snape working at Hermione's local coffee shop? She is determined to find out.

NOW FULLY ILLUSTRATED!

Note to all:
Severus as an international man of mystery is in Chapter 9.
Snape making balloon animals for children? That's Chapter 24.
Candlelit evening out? Head to 45.
Hermione's dragon slippers are in 65, and weepy little first-year Hermione is in Chapter 77.
Hermione and Severus making googly eyes at one another is in 92!
Severus getting an animated eyeful in 117!
Go to 136 for a swoon-worthy Severus licking dessert from his fingers and 144 for... Well, you'll see!
156 has little first-year Severus.
178-182? Hermione and Severus gettin' frisky...

Notes:

This tale started off as a gift to the talented artist Toblass, who once drew Severus Snape sporting an evergreen apron from A Famous Seattle-Based Coffee Chain. The speculation began... Why on earth would Snape work at a coffee shop?

Words by Toodleoo and art by MyWitch.

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter 1: Routine

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Hermione Jean Granger was a creature of habit.

Her alarm clock rang every morning at 6:04 A.M., a perfectly reasonable time that made her feel as though she was luxuriously sleeping in. This was followed by some hot water with a squeeze of lemon juice, ten minutes of stretching like her elderly cat, a five-and-a-half minute shower, and a bowl of muesli.

This routine was necessary if she was to arrive at her office at the Ministry each day at 7 o'clock on the nose.

There was time for a coffee on the way.