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gc names

bill - bill of the future
richie - itchy richie
eddie - ed edd n eddie
beverly - beverly hills
mike - magic mike
ben - ben dover
stan - this is stan

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this is stan: Are you trying to tell us something?

magic mike: oh, god

magic mike: it’s happening

bill of the future: it’s crabs

ben dover: it’s crabs

beverly hills: omg jinx

bill of the future: omg :’’))) ben

ben dover: whom

bill of the future: ..,, i hate

itchy richie: guys

itchy richie: this is serious

this is stan: Is it?

itchy richie: SHUT

itchy richie: ok so ,, i was having an identity crisis

ben dover: so, it was just another tuesday?

beverly hills: BENSSKFKKFKD

bill of the future: BEN STOPLFMDKSM

ed edd and eddie: LET HIM SPEAK

itchy richie: aw thanks eds

ed edd and eddie: OTHERWISE HE WONT SHUT TF UP

itchy richie: nvm

itchy richie: ANY FUCKING WAY!!!!! FAKES!!!!!!

itchy richie: i was thinking of changing it 2 icky richie cause i wanna b iconic like icky vicky bht that doesn’t rlly flo

itchy richie: and thus itchy richie was born

beverly hills: i liked richard the bitchard :(

beverly hills: really spoke volumes about u as a person

itchy richie: it was Iconic , bht it was time 2 go

this is stan: I want to be deleted from this chat.

bill of the future: ok

beverly hills: BILL OHM YHODNSN

magic mike: omg,, rip stanley

ben dover: BILL LMFAO

ed edd n eddie: remove richie too

itchy richie: eds

itchy richie: don’t do this

itchy richie: pls .., i’m befging

ed edd n eddie: do

ed edd n eddie: not

beverly hills: CALL ME THAT

magic mike: CALL ME THAT

ed edd n eddie: CALL ME THAT

ed edd n eddie: WHAT THE FCK GUYS

bill of the future: askfkdkksksf HAHAHHA

itchy richie: ur so predictable spaghetti

ed edd n eddie: fuck u

itchy richie: ok ;) when. and where

beverly hills: two down

beverly hills: five to go

beverly hills: who will make it out alive ? who will perish ?

magic mike: bev please

bill of the future: KNDOAKSMDN

bill of the future: fuck i forgot to add stan back

bill of the future: eddie add richie back

ed edd n eddie: no

ed edd n eddie: it’s quiet in here without him i can actually study

beverly hills: u guys are literally hanging out right now

magic mike: EXPOSE THEM

ed edd n eddie: ok bht. he’s napping so he’s being silent

this is stan: Pics or it didn’t happen.

beverly hills: i agree with stan we need proof son

ed edd n eddie: ok mom

ed edd n eddie: [image345.jpg]

ed edd n eddie: ok before i add him back this version of richie is my fav

beverly hills: OMFMFNSMSF AW MY SON

bill of the future: is he drooling ldkfkfmms

magic mike: why does he sleep with his glasses on .. can he not see in his dreams??

beverly hills: omg MIKE BYE

beverly hills: wait .... are his dreams blurry??? cause he can’t see ???

magic mike: egg zach lee

this is stan: Beverly what the hell

ed edd n eddie: bev why is that actually a valid question

ed edd n eddie: i’m gonna wake him up and ask him

beverly hills: OMF NO DONT DISTURB THE SWEET PRINCE :(

this is stan: *Little devil

this is stan: Actually ... **The devil

magic mike: stan skfkkdkakskg

bill of the future: STAN HAHAHAHAHDJFJFN

ben dover: what’s the verdict eddie

beverly hills: yea we (i) need to know

ed edd n eddie: hold on he's up

itchy richie: first of all,, fuck u eddie for waking me up

itchy richie: BINCH

itchy richie: second of all,, no my dreams are not blurry !! stop bullying me unfakes

beverly hills: unfakes

magic mike: it is us, the unfakes

itchy richie: u kno what

itchy richie: i’m actually honored .,

ed edd n eddie: go back to sleep

itchy richie: u woke ME UP!!!!! binxh

ed edd n eddie: and i’ll put u right back to bed if i have to

itchy richie: omg !! not in front of the kiddos ;)))))

beverly hills: richie ur gonna get deleted again

this is stan: God, I hope so.

bill of the future: no :( richie i’ll protect u

itchy richie: omg bill loves me

itchy richie: bye eddie., i’m leavjng u for billip

ed edd n eddie: thank fuck

itchy richie: :’((((

beverly hills: EDDIE U HHRT HIM TAKE JTBACK

magic mike: take jt back? where did he go?

ben dover: ///: mike

magic mike: ..

magic mike: i know

ed edd n eddie: oh relax he’s helping me with my hw rn anyway he’s just putting on a Show cause he’s a Big Baby

ed edd n eddie: he knos bev has a soft spot for him and will attack anyone for him

beverly hills: ok don’t ever expose me again

beverly hills: bht ur absolutely right

itchy richie: nvm billip and eddison, i’m leaving u for bev

itchy richie: the only person in this group chat who loves me hndoitjknakky

itchy richie: that’s supposed 2 say unconditionally i was just 2 lazy n tired to fix it

magic mike: hndoitjknakky

bill of the future: ok i guess i respect ur decision

bill of the future: i have stan anyway <3

this is stan: Who’s Stan? Idk him.

bill of the future: :(

itchy richie: stan whos the hottest uber driver uve ever had

ed edd n eddie: umm stan never went to oover javer

magic mike: he never went to oover javer

beverly hills: *cheesy 90s music*

itchy richie: KDKSMSMDMMFG

itchy richie: my favs <3333

ben dover: i wish i knew what was going on

beverly hills: ....... ben

ed edd n eddie: BEN WHAT

magic mike: smh ben is about to get kicked out for the first time

itchy richie: BEN WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!

ben dover: WAHT

beverly hills: THE VINE!!:!;!!

beverly hills: HOW DO U NOT KNOW THIS/&’dnf

ben dover: IDK I DIDNT REALLY GET VINE

this is stan: Ben, stop talking and save yourself.

ed edd n eddie: oh my fhcking god

ed edd n eddie: oh my FUCKING GOD

itchy richie: i’m ..,,!?’

itchy richie: not getting vine? a concept i cannot relate to

ed edd n eddie: ben. what th fuck

beverly hills: BEN :((((((

bill of the future: rip ben, he’s not dead he’s just gonna start wishing he could be

this is stan: HA!

itchy richie: i cannot belieb

itchy richie: omg stan why are u sfreaming?? some of us are trying to sleep

this is stan: It’s 4:30?

itchy richie: and !??

ed edd n eddie: WE R TRYJG TO NAP

beverly hills: OMG I HOPE U GUYS R CUDDLING

ed edd n eddie: in his fucking dreams. we are exactly a foot apart

itchy richie: funny ,, that’s how long my dick is

magic mike: RICHIE

ed edd n eddie: SHUT THE FUCK UP I HARE YOU

itchy richie: a hare ??? WHERE????

bill of the future: good fucking bye sjdjfjnf

ed edd n eddie: if richie doesn’t respond ever again it’s because i smothered him with a pillow

beverly hills: DONT U TOUCH MY BABY

ben dover: kinky

itchy richie: have u guys ever wondered if fish have emotions

itchy richie: like are they ever happy? do other fish make them laugh? do they get nervous?

itchy richie: also eddie and i didn’t wake up until nine o’clock

itchy richie: i’m wide awake

itchy richie: eddie I KNOW UR UP BITCH WE WERE JUST FSCETIMING

ed edd n eddie: SHUT UPSJDJKF I DONT WANT STAN TO HATE ME TOO

itchy richie: wow OKAY FUCK U TOO BIRCH

ed edd n eddie: pls go to bed

this is stan: You are so lucky I have Do Not Disturb on, Trashmouth.

this is stan: But to answer your question, no they don’t, because they’re fucking fish.

itchy richie: i know u were being mean but i’m so fjcking soft cause u actually answered my question

itchy richie: i ,, um... love u bitch

this is stan: I love you, too, occasionally.

beverly hills: it’s a beautiful day

bill of the future: i love Soft Stan

itchy richie: i’m not gcrgfjfnd

ed edd n eddie: i’m not crying*

ed edd n eddie: he’s lying your honor