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"LOKI" thor hollerd and ran into loki room.
"my boners missing will u help me look for it?"
"ya i'll help you" loki said squirmin uncomfortbly.
"Loki y u squirming uncomfortbly?" thor ask.
"NO IM NOT" Loki said but he's a liar.
"YOU HIDE MY BONER IN UR BUTT" THOR ACUUSE.
"no i didn't!" Loki said
"ok then what"
"carrot" loki lied but he coujldnt get it out.
thor take him to a hospital and Loki had to get butt surgery.
it was a potato.
Thor never found his boner again. he crie evry day.