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2020-10-13
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2021-03-02
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First Order Atelier

Summary:

When Rey Niima writes a withering review of his best sex toy, Ben Solo, founder & designer of First Order Atelier, will stop at nothing to prove he can get her off.

Notes:

This is a WIP, multimedia Twitter fic that will be updated here as well on AO3 to allow accessibility via alt text for screen readers. All images will have alt text (feedback is encouraged as this is my first time doing this). For the audio portion, a transcript will also be linked.

Longer portions of this fic may only be posted to AO3, TBD.

Housekeeping:

  • timestamps matter not (time isn't real anyway)
  • expect smutty, smutty, smut. twitter posts will be tagged NSFW for content warnings, but be sure to read the tags here as well!
  • enjoy! (it would really make Ben happy if you did)

moodie by curiousniffin
Beta: SunshineDaysies

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter 1

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(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

photo collage with nine photos. row one, image one is a white brunette laying down with red lips, only half her face is visible. image two is a black lock box that reads life is too short not to do dirty. image three is two hands gripping white sheets in a dark room. row two image one is rumpled white bed sheets in a dark room illuminated by a strip of light. image two is good vibes spelled out in neon cursive lights. image three is a white woman's pink lips with top teeth visible over a heart shaped lollipop. row three image one is a red lit room with a man sitting on a bed tying his shoe and a woman facing backwards pulling her shirt over her head. bra is visible. They are both white peopel wearing all black. image two is a white person's hand holding a silver vesper vibrator necklace. image three is the fly of black lucky jeans, a red label that says lucky you with a clover logo in the middle

 

1. Rey stumbles upon an interesting sponsored ad on Instagram.

graphic poster with a diagonal half red and half white bacckground. A black and white photo of a white woman in a lacy bra is in the center. Over the photo is a black box with text that reads killer sale up to 50% off

screencap of the @fo_atelier or first order atelier instagram account. It features the black diamond FOA logo and the bio reads FO_atelier, 656 posts 1.3 million followers 1066 following. First Order Atelier Innovative & beautiful design Sustainable & ethical materials Focus on the customer: these ideals are the driving force of first order atelier. below is a grid of twelve images all with a black, red, and white aesthetic: neon lights that spell why not, a neon rose, a neon light that says girls just wanna have fun, an image of cherries that reads tell me all the things you want to do. an image of red illustrated hands clasping fingers on a black background, a white woman with red lips licking a red dum dum lollipop, red neon light that spells good vibes in cursive, an image of 6-8 neon butterflies, a white woman's hand with red nails holding a batch that reads bad bitch in white cursive, a white woman with red lipstick stickign her thumb in her mouth, lipstick is smeared on the thumb, a red toned image of a white woman throwing her head back with two hands on her shoulders from behind. a white woman's bare back with a hand wrapped around the side

2. Who can resist a good sale?
image of a website with a half red/half white split red diagonal background. there is a black and white photo of a white woman in a lacy bra laying on a bed. only her shoulder, part of her torso and arm are visible. On the right hand side it says shop, search, about, blog, reviews and there is a cart icon. in the middle of the page over the photo is a black box that says killer sale up to 50% off! the bottom left says sign into your account, wholesale, support & faq, become an affiliate, terms, shipping, returns, FO rewards, careers, search, military discount, first responder discount, teacher discount, medical pro discount. in the middle of the page there is a twitter logo underneath is the number 15,060, a vimeo logo with 8,970 underneath and a pinterest logo with 4,760 underneath to indicate followers. the logos are simple black and white versions

3. *adds to cart*
image of a wepage with a white bacground. upper left corner has the black diamond first order atelier logo. Text in the middle reads reviews for order 69. ROCKED MY WORLD! Seriously go get this toy nowwwww - Kay What are you waiting for? This is the toy to end all toys. I sawa through time! - Zorii No more men. Society has progressed past the need for men. Treat. Your. Self - Jannah. Leave a review. Your pleasure is supreme don't be shy. Tell us about it. Overall rating five gray stars reiview title, open box that reads tell us what you think! review,large open comment box.On the right hand side it says shop, search, about, blog, reviews and there is a cart icon. to the left of this is a multiple line red graphic. the bottom center says sign into your account, wholesale, support & faq, become an affiliate, terms, shipping, returns, FO rewards, careers, search, military discount, first responder discount, teacher discount, medical pro discount. on the bottom right of the page there is a twitter logo underneath is the number 15,060, a vimeo logo with 8,970 underneath and a pinterest logo with 4,760 underneath to indicate followers. the logos are simple black and white versions

4. Three days later...
Reviews for Order 69 WORST TOY EVER! NEGATIVE STARS! I am livid! Just absolutely frothing at the mouth with anger!  I purchased the “Order 69” rechargeable 2-in 1 G-Spot Dildo Clitoral Oral Sucking Waterproof Vibrator with 10 Vibration patterns.  To say I was excited to use this toy is an understatement. Some of your reviews said that this toy was legendary, and that it made them cum so hard, they looked like a fainting goat. I expected a life altering, sheet soaking, mind numbingly intense combination orgasm AS ADVERTISED. Instead, what I got was five lousy minutes of tepid vibrations and nothing close to actual suction, before it crapped out completely, leaving me horny, needy, and FILLED WITH RAGE! Listen, I work a super demanding job, AND go to school full time. I use my hands all day for work and my aching wrists need a break. Bottom line: I need to cum and I need to cum quickly so I can get some sleep and move on with my freakin’ life.  Instead of drifting off into a blissful post-orgasmic dreamland, I’m typing this as I sit alone, in DRY panties, ordering spackle to fix the dent in my wall created by me furiously launching this absolute piece of JUNK across the room.  But it’s worth the lost sleep so that no vagina-owner ever has to experience the soul-crushing disappointment this garbage toy has inflicted upon me. I know you can’t return used sex toys, but you should literally PAY me to take it back! - Rey

5. Three hours later...
To: reysistance@gmail.com From: support@firstorderatelier.com SUBJECT: Thank you for your review. below this is the black diamond first order atelier logo. to the right it reads FIRST ORDER ATELIER with two red horizontal lines underneath, and then your pleasure is supreme. on the right is a multi line red graphic and on the bottom is two red line triangles overlapping. Dear Miss Niima, I'm so sorry to hear that you were not 100% satisfied with your Order 69 rechargeable 2-in-1 G-Spot Dildo Clitoral Oral Sucking Waterproof Vibrator with 10 Vibration patterns. Because your pleasure is supreme, please use code “TWOTHATAREONE” FOR 50% off your next purchase. Thank you again for being a valuable customer. Ben C. Solo Customer Support Manager Designer Founder First Order Atelier, Ltd.  Phone: 1-800-SUPREME E-mail: BCSolo@firstorderatelier.com www.firstorderatelier.com twitter/instagram: fo_atelier view in html JOIN OUR MAILING LIST click here to unsubscribe

6. Surely it's not at all embarrassing to have the actual creator of the sex toy you hate send you an e-mail about your shitty review.

To: support@firstorderatelier.com From: reysistance@gmail.com SUBJECT: RE: Thank you for your review Hi Ben, Wow, so I didn't realize an actual human would read that, let alone the founder of the company. I may have some...regrets. I mean, I definitely meant every single word, but maybe it shouldn't be it up on the internet for all eternity? Also, thanks, but I will not be using your coupon. There is no way in hell I'm buying anything from you again. No offense. Really. Your toy just sucks (and not in the way I wanted it to). Oh and call me Rey. No one's called me Miss Niima since my creepy 7th grade teacher Mr. Plutt, who had always had dried spit in the corners of his mouth. - Just Rey

7. Ben Solo, ethical businessperson
To: reysistance@gmail.com From: support@firstorderatelier.com SUBJECT: RE: Thank you for your review Dear Rey, Please, don't worry about offending me. Each customer's pleasure is my utmost priority. And while I cannot take your review down (as it would be unethical to delete a negative review) I will gladly remove your name, so as to protect your anonymity. If you don't mind, I'd love to hear more about what you look for in a toy (or other sexual aids) so that I may take your recommendations into consideration for my future designs. Please feel free to call me at the number below, extension 66 during business hours, Monday-Friday 9:00 AM - 5:00 PM EDT. Sincerely, Ben C. Solo Customer Support Manager Designer Founder First Order Atelier, Ltd. Phone: 1-800-SUPREME E-mail: BCSolo@firstorderatelier.com www.firstorderatelier.com twitter/instagram: fo_atelier

8. Intrigued by the special attention she's receiving, Rey does some research.

Oh no, he's hot.

A webapge with a white background, First order atelier black diamond logo in left corner and the red, overlapping red line graphic on the right hand side of the page, where it reads shop, search, about, blog, reviews and there is a small cart logo in the center of the page it reads About us. Ben C. Solo Designer and Founder there is a black and white photo of ben solo wearing a white tshirt and looking at the camera. he has a mustache and goatee. Below the photo it reads After a soul-crushing attempt at joining the corporate world, Ben Solo decided to use his engineering degree for the greater good: making women's pleasure a priority. Innovative and beautiful design, sustainable and ethical materials, and a focus on the customer: These ideals are paramount to Ben Solo, and the driving force behind First Order Atelier. the bottom center says sign into your account, wholesale, support, faq, become an affiliate, terms, shipping, returns, FO rewards, careers, search, military discount, first responder discount, teacher discount, medical pro discount. on the bottom right of the page there is a twitter logo underneath is the number 15,060, a vimeo logo with 8,970 underneath and a pinterest logo with 4,760 underneath to indicate followers. the logos are simple black and white versions

9. Can't hurt to just look...
square image with a background of a green sunlit forest. there is a search bar in the middle that reads ben solo and a cursor hovering over the search icon.

10. ...and apparently he's famous.
magazine article center of page reads new order a fresh take on women's pleasure. underneath is a black and white photo of ben solo wearing all black with white sneakers, leaning forward and looking up while sitting in a chair. over this photo is a black box with white font that reads BEN SOLO FOUNDER DESIGNER and below in red font FIRST ORDER ATELIER. the caption on the photo says gwen phasma staff wirter and photo snap wexley. beneath is two columns of text that reads BEN SOLO is wearing his usual uniform of a fitted plain black tee, dark wash jeans and black and white Air Jordans. He's sitting behind his mid-century modern desk, looking at a spread of extremely detailed blueprints, complete with measurements, engineering details and color swatches. What are the blueprints for? Vibrators. At 31, Solo is the youngest entrepreneur to tackle the ever-evolving boutique sex toy market, with a focus on innovative design, sustainable and ethical materials and most importantly: women's pleasure. I sat down with Mr. Solo to get to the heart of what makes First Order Atelier so special. at the bottom of the page bold black text 4.4 M beneath is red ALL CAPS WEBSITE & BLOG HITS. bold black text 1.3 M and beneath is red all caps INSTAGRAM FOLLOWERS bold black text 40 K and beneath is red all caps TWITTER MENTIONS

a collage of three photos first is a darkly lit white woman looking at camera with a finger on her cheek wearing a low cut black camisole second photo is red roses with a dark green background third photo is a black woman with curly short hair with a red light covering her face. her eyes are closed and she is looking down with one hand diagonal across her cheek pointing down and the other hand laying over her arm pointing up. Your Pleasure is supreme. BENEATH THIS IS A black and white photo of ben solo - only his eyes and nose and part of his mustach is visible. A LOYAL FAN BASE First Order Atelier has garnered a cult following, leaving us to wonder if it’s the toys or the perhaps designer himself that has made the brand so popular. BENEATH THIS IS a red lit photo of ben solo with one arm stretched back and his hand at a ninety degree angle and the other hand lifted up and facing back in front of his neck. he is facing down. RELUCTANT SEX SYMOBL Solo is notoriously private despite his candid approach to discussing women’s sexual pleasure. Is he single? If you find out, let us know! to the right of the page is a black box with white font First Order Atelier’s product range includes vibrators, dildos, clit stimulators, bondage gear, lubes, arousal oils and more. If it makes a woman cum, he sells it. Solo also wants to stimulate your brain: books, educational videos and documentaries on the female orgasm abound. Solo's blog includes detailed research on seldom-discussed topics like how to make a woman squirt, also known as female ejaculafion. GET YOURS @fo_atelier www.firstorderatelier.com

11. Hmm... what's this? A radio interview? Rey puts on her headphones.

Navy blue square with a pink sun and wave logo in purple, pink and teal. Underneath is GOOD MORNING GLORIA in all caps, teal letters. Underneath in smaller font is 93.9 FM UNIVERSAL PUBLIC RADIO

12. Not Rey getting flustered at the sound of his voice.

Or jealous of these callers…

(May want to get those headphones, babes)

Text Transcript here!

 

Notes:

SPECIAL THANKS TO THE CAST OF GOOD MORNING GLORIA!

Bazine:
@HighLadySolo

Gloria:
@HouseHoldReylo

Ben: Anonymous

Caller 1:
@HouseHoldreylo

Caller 2:
@HighLadySolo

Caller 3:
@ElegyGoldSmith

Caller 4:
@Ev3rMichelle

Script:
Myself, @HouseholdReylo and improv by all cast members

Sound Editing: Myself

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