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Dean and Kevin were watching the newest episode of Dr.Sexy M.D. Just as Dr.Sexy was about to save the woman’s life- his lines were interrupted by the ringing of Kevin’s phone. “One minute, Dean. I have to take this,” he said picking up his phone. “Hello mom, it’s me Kevin. Mhmm…Yes…I am just at the home of Dean Winchester. Yes- we are hanging out. Oh- you want to talk to his parents…? They’re uh, just in the other room. Oh- you want to talk to his Dad? Yeah, just hold on for a minute,” Kevin put his hand over the phone. “Well, I don’t know how we’re gonna explain that my Mom burned on the celing when Sammy and I were kids because of a demon.” Dean said looking out the window.
Dean ran downstairs clutching the phone to where Castiel and younger brother were playing scrabble. “Cas- I need you to pretend to be my Dad to,” Dean said thrusting the phone toward Castiel he took it slowly eyeing Dean. He examined it before placing it to his ear saying. “Hello. This is Dad Winchester. Yes. The children are playing guns. I mean with guns. They are bleeding. Oh no- they are dead. Don’t call again.” He shut the phone and handed it to a Kevin Tran in tears. “Sorry,” he began adjusting his large coat, “I freaked.”