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(Enter Flavius and Marullus, along with random People)
Cobbler: Yo my dude.
Carpenter: Howdy.
Cobbler: Fine day to celebrate the not Lord and Savior Julius Caesar, amirite?
Carpenter: Indeed.
Flavius: Ugh. Disgusting.
Marullus: Whatever do you mean, dear Flavius?
Flavius: Just look at these plebs, Marullus! Celebrating Caesar!
Cobbler: What’s so wrong with it?
Flavius: You were just celebrating Pompeii a week ago. Now you’re celebrating Caesar?
Carpenter: Well, yes. He’s in charge of Rome?
Marullus: Said who?
Carpenter: Uh Caesar…?
(Flavius and Marullus walk away in disgust)