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It's just another normal day in the realm of Heaven, at least, it was before a loud yell practically echoed out from the center…
"WHAT!?"
This scream came from a powerful blue-haired angel whose name is Edmond. Behind him is a very calm and almost bored fellow angel named Eiden, not seeming to be paying very close attention as he sits in a backward chair.
"As I said, you are both to be exiled down to Earth to repent," Huey says in a blank professional tone, already feeling a headache setting in. Meanwhile, Edmond is freaking out at hearing this news.
"B-But why…?!" Edmond asks him, eyes wide.
"Why…?" Huey seems annoyed. "I'll show you why." A projector and screen appear, Eiden tilting his head out of curiosity as Edmond retakes his seat.
"You're being exiled for constant sinning, lust in the case of Eiden," He says, glaring at the aforementioned brunette, who looks like he couldn't care less. "and gluttony in your case Edmond, along with the consistent destruction and chaos you two cause while on missions! As you both can see I have compiled a sideshow of evidence." He begins flipping through slides, which include a few shots of multiple areas absolutely destroyed, mainly from being smashed or riddled with bullets though in a few cases, there are quite a few slash marks as well. This is followed by a mix of shots of Edmond going a bit mad for sugar and on dessert sprees, followed by a very large number of slides of Eiden's sexual exploits.
These are all very prolific with a variety of different people and places, including multiple in public or disturbing the peace, Edmond making the occasional guest appearance where he and Eiden are together, usually fucking somewhere semi-secluded in public. This goes on for quite a while… Seems he had no issue collecting evidence on Eiden, both this and his past destruction.
"There, are there any questions now?" Huey asks, looking back at the two angels again. Edmond is curled up in his seat hiding a cherry-red face behind his hands, seeming mortified. In contrast, Eiden is grinning widely and drooling a bit, seeming to have enjoyed the show if the bulge in his jeans that his hand is on is any indication. The god feels a vein in his forehead pulse.
"THIS WAS A REEL OF YOUR SINS, NOT A SHOW!" He yells at Eiden in frustration.
"Eh, what's the difference?" Eiden asks with a wide grin. "Anyway, so now what?" He asks, ignorant of the glare from the angel at his side.
Huey rubs his temple with his thumb and forefinger. "You two will be sent down to Earth to act as protectors due to a recent influx of ghost attacks. To regain entry into Heaven you will be collecting the heaven coins they leave behind when purified. While there you will be residing in a church under the care of the high priest Olivine Garterbelt. Hopefully, he'll be able to act as a good influence." Huey states, the "to you" directed at Eiden left unsaid as the angel yawns.
"Yes sir, we will be sure to not disappoint," Edmond says with a bow, smacking Eiden on the back and shoving him into the same position.
"Ow-! If you wanted me to bend over for you, ya just had ta ask Edmond~" He taunts.
"Be quiet you insufferable-!"
The duo are then suddenly dropped down through the clouds before they can finish their exchange, shocked yells echoing out as they plummet.
Huey groans as he continues to rub his forehead. "I'm going to need so much more aspirin…"
Meanwhile, a beautiful green-haired man in simple modest priest attire paces a bit in the front of his church, nervous as he mentally prepares himself for finally having company again, and angels at that… He cannot believe the trust that is being put in him by his god, the anxiety only climbing as he promises himself to do his best.
"Alright, the rooms are all ready, dinner is prepped and ready to be cooked, I cleaned the building from top to bottom, I changed, and made sure I am presentable, I cannot be forgetting anything right…?" He wonders as he paces, going through everything in his mind thrice just to be sure.
He tilts his head in confusion as he hears an odd noise, looking around. "What is that? It sounds like… something falling and yelling…?"
And right after these words leave his lips a pair of humanoid figures slam into the ground in front of him, creating a small crater as they groan in pain from their position in a crumpled heap.
"Oh dear!" Olivine rushes over and helps them up. "Are you both okay!?" He asks, clearly worried.
"Yes sir, we are fine. Angels regenerate fast and are resistant to mortal injuries." Edmond states professionally, wincing as he straightens up and quickly begins to dust himself off.
"O-Oh, alright then, well anyway, I'm Olivine Garterbelt. I am the head priest of this church. The only one actually…" He sighs but smiles as he offers a hand to shake. Edmond simply nods and shakes it firmly.
"I am Edmond Stocking. This imbecile is Eiden." The bluenette tells him, pointing at Eiden as he gets up. Before Eiden can speak some bags get dumped on him. Their luggage! They didn't have a chance to grab it before Huey kicked them out, so it seems he sent it down…
"Ugh… That goddamn crackwhore of a god…!" Eiden groans in annoyance as he struggles up, rubbing his head, ignoring Edmond's glare at his language as he begins to look the priest up and down, eyes widening.
"Fuck, you've got a nice pair of tits there~" Eiden comments immediately with a lecherous grin, Olivine turning bright red at this as he stammers. Eiden stalks over and takes his hand, shaking it with a smile. "Eiden Panty, nice ta meetcha, I'm sure you'd love to know whose name you'll be moaning~" He tells him with a wink, his tongue peeking out as he grins. Edmond then smacks him over the head.
"Ow! The hell was that for!?" Eiden asks as he rubs the back of his head.
"Can you not think with your damned cock for 5 minutes? Especially after it got us exiled!?" Edmond rubs his forehead from annoyance with a sigh. "At least I was able to get some cake from my favorite Bakery in heaven before we left, limited edition too." He moves to open the bag that he carefully packed the box in only to freeze in shock and terror.
Eiden comes over, confused, only to see a very satisfied-looking round fuzzy black creature with a heart on its belly. "Morvay!?"
Another familiar fancy pink bat creature worms out of Eiden's bags at this and quickly shakes itself off and begins to groom its fine pink fur.
"Fucking finally! Took too damn long to get here… Surprise by the way Eiden~ We decided to stowaway! After all, I couldn't let my favorite moneymakers/friends just leave. And this dumbass refused to stay put." The pink bat, Aster, tells him with a smile.
"Shove it, you shitty lil sidekick! I wasn't gonna let you have all the fun in the human world alone!" Morvay calls out as he slowly flies out of Edmond's bag, the blue-haired angel collapses in front of it with his head hanging, depressed at the loss of his cake.
"Uh… Edmond? You okay dude?" Eiden asks cautiously.
"Morvay…!" Edmond snarls as he looks up, only one eye visible as it glows while the rest of his face is shadowed by his long hair. Eidem flinches at his impression of a horror movie villain as Morvay squeaks and starts to fly away.
"GET BACK HERE!" Edmond gives chase, Aster leaning on the bags as he begins to laugh his ass off as Morvay is chased by an angel out for blood.
"Um… A-Anyway." Olivine says, having finally recomposed himself after Eiden's advances. "Let's begin moving things inside shall we? There are more than enough rooms for your friends as well." The priest says with a positively angelic smile, Eiden wishing he had sunglasses with how radiant it was.
"Yeah sure, lead the way, mister mommy milkers." Eiden says with a grin, Olivine blushing even more as he quickly shows them inside. Edmond follows soon after looking as composed as ever, though Aster flies off to help Morvay as he drags himself through the door, looking a bit worse for wear…
Eiden sighs as he slumps onto his somewhat poorly made new bed with a groan of annoyance. He knows Edmond isn't happy with him and he can't even talk with Morvay and Aster about it because Aster dragged Morvay off with him to make sure their room was spic and span. Also that Morvay didn't just wander into the city and do something stupid. Eiden perks up a bit at a knock on his door.
"Sorry to intrude Mr. Panty, I just thought I'd check in and see if you needed any help…? The others all seemed to have everything handled but I just wanted to be sure." Olivine says with a kind smile on his face, blushing when he realizes he has a clear view of Eiden's panties under his skirt from his position laying on the bed with his legs open without a care in the world.
"Ah, it's you, Olivine. Sure, why not? Just don't do all the ‘Mr’ shit with me, just call me Eiden." Eiden says bluntly, sitting up and stretching, not caring much for the flashing as he adjusts his jacket.
"O-Of course, I apologize Eiden." Olivine says as he closes the door behind himself and begins to help Eiden unpack things, trying to will away the burning heat on his cheeks.
"Don't apologize, it's fine, I'm pretty chill, no need to be all uptight with me bud." Eiden reassures as he walks over and gets to work with him, though this does translate to him mainly throwing things around haphazardly.
"Hey… You're a human and know stuff about this city right?" Eiden asks from right behind Olivine out of the blue after a bit. The priest yelps in shock and stumbles back, dropping the bag he had been holding. Eiden catches him, his hands holding Olivine's chest as his arms wrap around him, showing an unexpected amount of physical strength from the smaller male.
"A-Ah, um, yes, why do you ask?" Olivine asks, actively resisting making a fool of himself as so many just indecent thoughts run through his mind.
"Well, you see, Edmond is definitely pissed the fuck off at me for all that's happened, and I guess I can see where it's comin’ from, so I wanted ta find him a really good gift that'd just make him cream himself from delight and all, y'know?" Eiden asks, Olivine blushing more at the phrasing. "So I was wondering if you happened to know a really good bakery called Cloud Drop? Edmond was losing his fuckin mind over it a few weeks ago since he couldn't go as it's a mortal place, but now we're here, so…"
"Y-Yes, I sometimes go there for their fresh bread. I would love to direct you to it." Olivine tells him before giving him the directions, praying internally to his lord that he isn't caught.
"Fuck yes!" Eiden says loudly as he pulls his hands away, brushing his fingers over Olivine's pierced nipples through his shirt, the priest barely biting back a moan as his eyes roll up a bit and he feels his dick twitch within the confines of his undergarments. Eiden doesn't seem to notice, distracted by his planning.
"I'll get him an awesome cake to make up for the one he lost and apologize, he'll be sure to forgive me! Hah, who said sluts can't be smart~?" He praises himself with a grin before turning back to Olivine as he stumbles to his feet.
"Thanks a million, Olivine!" Eiden says with a bright smile, the priest doing his best to return it. What he doesn't expect though is for Eiden to hug him. He blushes more and stammers, knowing there's no way to hide his current predicament now.
"Huh, you aren't as innocent as ya let on then huh mister priest~?" Eiden asks in a teasing tone, moving his hand forward to grope Olivine's chest, the priest biting back a moan at that.
"Aw, no need ta be so shy~ I'm happy to help you out with your little… Problem~ You must be really pent up, right?" Eiden asks with a smile, the priest slowly nodding, a whimper building in his throat as the angel grinds against him.
"Hehe, tell ya what, get yourself ready and all while I get the cake and talk to Edmond. Seeya later then~" Eiden kisses his cheek and gets up, leaving a dazed and horny Olivine on his bed.
Later that night Edmond has finally finished setting up his room, having spent all day making sure everything in his room is immaculate and in its correct place. His bunny-shaped bag is snoozing as it hangs from one of the posts of his bed. His room is beautiful, decorated in shades of blue and white, elegant and classy to match him. Edmond begins to change into his sleepwear when Eiden comes barging in with a box.
"Hey, hello, hiya~! Holy fuck, your room is pretty. Smells like a perfume store/candy shop exploded in here though." He comments as he sets the box down, Edmond scrambling to cover himself, his ass out and front only covered by the blanket that he grabbed.
"C-Can't you knock!?" Edmond blurts out with a red face, Eiden grinning a bit at the sight of Edmond laying on his bed like this, his gorgeous ass popped out just enough that Eiden could- He quickly shakes his head. He has a mission, no distractions…
"Aw, why? I've seen every inch of you already Edmond~" He teases, delighting in the flustered squeak before he continues. "Anyway, I gotcha this. New housewarming gift or whatever the fuck I'm supposed to call it." He slides the box over, turning around to give Edmond a chance to cover up. Edmond sets the box down and quickly pulls on a pair of silky soft pajama bottoms with his favorite stripes stockings, the pair so short that they really don't hide anything.
"Y-You can look now…" Edmond grumbles.
"Great! Now open it~! I wanna see the look on your face~" He says with a grin.
"If this is another fucking toy, I'm cutting you to ribbons," Edmond responds with a blank expression.
"Just open it," Eiden tells him.
Edmond sighs and opens it, gasping in shock. "W-What the…?" Inside is a decadent cake just like the one he lost, this one by a famous human bakery Edmond had seen in magazines, drooling at just the stock images at the time.
"Yeah, felt bad about the cake and, y'know, getting us exiled and all? So I got a lil 'favor' and snagged this for you instead of cleaning my room!" Eiden says with a bright smile.
Edmond rolls his eyes at the comment of him ignoring his duties, trying to ignore the burning heat on his face from the gesture.
"Th-Thank you, Eiden." He says awkwardly. "A-And don't worry, I'm not too mad about us being exiled, New opportunities and all, right?" He tells him.
"You mean new desserts~?" Eiden teases, continuing before he can retort. "And no prob~ I'm happy if you are, we're partners after all." He hugs Edmond. "Anyway, Olivine is waiting for me, he said he needed me to help him rearrange some things, so seeya~!"
Eiden waves as he disappears through the door, vanishing just as fast as he came, like a whirlwind as he leaves a flustered Edmond in his wake. Edmond looks down at the cake and sighs, ignoring the warm feeling in his chest as he quickly takes a bite and moans lewdly at the taste.
"The decadent layers of vanilla and chocolate with a thick strawberry cream filling that just melts in your mouth… It's so amazing~!" He drools as he quickly scarfs down a slice before coughing into his hand to recompose himself, putting the rest away for later. Edmond lays down in bed with a slight smile on his face before drifting off to sleep.
Eiden hums happily as he walks over to his new room, glad that Edmond enjoyed the gift. He swings his door open, not caring much about the mess of all his stuff thrown haphazardly about. He can deal with that later after all.
"Great news Olivine~! Edmond loved the gift! Thanks for telling me where it was, I owe ya. I always like seeing him happy behind all that bluster, even if the blushing is so cute…~" Eiden laughs as he turns to Olivine. "I guess I should reward ya now then, right…~?"
Olivine moans into the cloth gag in his mouth, squirming. His arms are bound at the wrist behind his back with white silk ribbon, matching the lacy sheer white panties and stockings with a simple garter belt connecting them that he wears under his conservative uniform. Simple chains hang from his nipples, connecting their piercings to one in his belly button. His face is flushed as he squirms, the head of his hard cock sticking out of the top of his panties. Eiden simply smiles as he walks over and rubs him through the thin lacy material, loving the sweet muffled moans the priest lets out.
"Let's have a lot of fun together, okay…~?" Eiden asks with a smile, eyes lidded as he sweetly caresses Olivine's cheek, removing the gag.
Olivine gasps and moans out loud with pleasure, leaning into the sweet touch.
"Y-Yes, please Eiden…~!" He begs, teary eyes shining with need.
Eiden smiles wider and tugs at his chain, feeling his cock twitch under his skirt at the absolutely sinful moan he lets out.
"Of course Oli~" He leans in and kisses the priest deeply, the so-called holy man returning it with fervor and desperation as they fall back on the bed, thrusting up against the angel's body as he wishes he could return his embrace, the bite of the ribbons every time he tries to move his hands sending a small shiver down his spine. They're gonna be in for a long hard night…~