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Regulus shifted so he was in a comfortable position on the tipsy bed, the mattress sinking around him as he laid down.
He had just set up a trap to catch whatever was stealing his chocolates, though he already had an inkling of who it might be.
For years, he has had suspicions of a tiny man sneaking around while he was sleeping to steal a batch of chocolates, leaving him with none to sell in the morning.
Normally, he wouldn’t be so angry over this, as he was quite pleased that someone deems his chocolates to be worth stealing.
But now he was in need of the money, so this small man’s mission was something Regulus couldn’t let pass this time around.
So, now he was waiting for sleep to come, the trap in place.
He would have this man caught by the morning.
A loud bang echoed throughout the room, Regulus darting up in a panic from the noise. And then the realisation began to settle. The thief had been caught.
He quickly directed his attention to the glass container that should have trapped whoever it was, and trapped them it did indeed.
“Aha!” Regulus yelped in glee, swinging his legs out of bed and almost tripping over himself as he launched himself towards the container.
“So you’re the one who’s been stealing my chocolate.” He noted, then immediately flushing when he took a closer look at the man. He was… handsome. That wasn’t something Regulus had been expecting.
The small man tutted, crossing his arms over his chest to, what Regulus guessed, make himself look tough. “Your chocolate? Really? The cocoa beans you used to create this mess belonged to my kind. The oompa loompa’s.”
“Oompa coompa’s?”
“Oompa loompa’s!” The man screeched, his once tough composure disappearing into a heap of rage. “You stole them!”
“I didn’t steal them.” Regulus replied simply, trying to track back his memories to think of a time he would have stolen such a thing.
“You did! I was guarding the cocoa beans, and then you came along and fucked it all up.” The man claimed, eyebrows furrowed and oh, he was fuming.
Regulus winced at the smaller’s shrieking. He didn't expect such a sound to come out of such a beautiful man, such a small one too.
“But I don’t remember seeing a small man anywhere. I collected cocoa beans from an island, no one was around.”
“Small! Woah, the more time goes on, the more insulting you become. I’m actually considered incredibly tall where I come from.”
“Right, sorry. I didn't see any man around.” Regulus corrected.
“That may be because… I had fallen asleep.”
“So, technically this is your fault?”
“Shut up! And take this stupid container off, I’m not an animal.”
Regulus lifted the container, gently placing it to the side so he could continue his conversation.
“So what’s your name?”
“Wouldn’t you like to know,” was all he got in response, until the man sighed and gave in. “James. I’m James.”
“Hello James, I’m Regulus.” He replied with a fond smile, reaching his hand out to shake James’s. “You’re quite a handsome man, James.”
“You’re not bad yourself, Regulus.” James replied, immediately becoming rather flirtatious, shaking his hand enthusiastically.
The contrast to the earlier state of their conversation surprised Regulus for a moment, then he allowed himself to slip right into a similar tone.
“So, you come here often?” He tried with a shaky grin, hand resting below his chin in an attempt of seduction.
“Yeah, to steal your chocolates you twat.” And that’s when James had thumped him on the head with what seemed to be a stick.
It took Regulus a few moments to recover, and in a state of rage he pulled James in by his face and began to kiss him like his life depended on it.
James responded with eagerness, practically jumping into Regulus’s arms as they made their way to the bed, arms and legs flying everywhere.
“Your chocolate is so sexy.” James whispered into his ear, bucking his hips up into Regulus’s.
“Is that all you desire me for, love?” Regulus asked, pretending as if the fact upset him.
“Yes. It’s all I need, just stuff me full of chocolates until I can't breathe Regulus!”
The two tumbled together into pleasure and desire, Regulus being drilled until he couldn’t breathe by James.
As short as James was, he was full of stamina, Regulus would give him that. And his cock certainly made up for what he lacked in height.
When they were both finished, Regulus panting as he stared up to the ceiling, clearly in a daze, James hopped up suddenly and scattered across the floor.
“Where are you going?” Regulus called out, eyes fluttering shut as tiredness washed over him.
“Stealing your chocolates.” James whispered with an evil grin, quickly skipping out the window and leaving Regulus alone in the room with a “Yipee!”
The sound of a window opening woke Regulus up from his sleepy state, his attention darting towards the sound.
“Oh, hello James.” Regulus greeted with a smirk, his arms rising to rest behind his head.
James only glared at him, dropping down into the room, still in his shrunken state.
“I’m never letting you shrink me again. I don’t care about your weird kinks anymore.” James grumbled, only getting a cackle in response.