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IN WHICH
THE PARENTS welcome 3 more orphans to their family
TONI STARK
MONICA BARBARO
"MATTS ears are broken"
MATT MURDOCK
CHARLIE COX
"TONI meet me in the ring"
IN WHICH
THE ELDEST are technically over 18 and legally can't be adopted but that's not stopping them from being their kids
DAISY JOHNSON DARCY LEWIS JANE FOSTER YELENA BLEVOA
CHOLE BENNET KAT DENNINGS
NATALIE PORTMAN FLORENCE PUGH
"DON'T mind us just trying to stop jane from causing a alien invasion"
"YOU wont believe the amount of rules we had to place"
"CONSIDERING almost everything in this tower can either blow us up or cause a invasion i'll take my chances
"MAYBE we can finally convince matt for a dog"
IN WHICH
THE YOUNGSTERS can't wait to meet their new siblings
PETER PARKER HARLEY KEENER NED LEEDS MJ WATSON GWEN STACY RIRI WILLIAMS
TOM HOLLAND ZENDAYA TY SIMPSKINS MEG DONNELLEY JACOB BATALON RIELE DOWNS
"FRACK your chicken strips harley"
"COUNTRY road take me home west virginia we're i belong"
"YOUR telling me people actually believe his disguises"
"I didnt give you permission to speak to me
"WHO touched my drumsticks"
"WERE all banned from KFC"
IN WHICH
THE BAUDELAIRES don't want to get their hopes up again not realizing that their living with some pretty extraordinary people
VIOLET BAUDELAIRE KLAUS BAUDELAIRE
SUNNY BAUDELAIRE
MALINA WEISSMEN LOUIS HYNES PRESLEY SMITH
"I feel like we're gonna make a new home here"
"I rather not turn into mince meat"
"You just contradicted yourself"
IN WHICH
THE AUNT AND UNCLES try to outdo one other
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JAMES RHODES MAY PARKER CAROL DANVERS HOPE VAN DYNE T'CHALLA UDAKU
SHARON CARTER
DON CHEADLE MARISA TOMEI BRIE LARSON EVANGELINE LILLY CHADWICK BOSEMAN EMILY VANCAMP
"BECAUSE of these braces im not allowed to play just dance"
"IM pretty sure all we have is take out and soda"
"ALCOHOL is so much better in space
"THIS is a sign from whoever the hells up there"
"DONT let shuri come in here"
"GUNS are dope anyone who says knifes are better is a liar"
HAPPY HOGAN PEPPER POTTS
GWENTH PALTROW JON FARVREAU
"JUST be glad the towers still standing
"JESUS christ these kids"
JESSICA JONES
LUKE CAGE DANNY RAND
KRYSTEN RITTER MIKE COLTER FINN JONES
"NICE ribbon"
"LIKE mister porn tache here"
" NICOLE kidmans AMC monologue is the only thing i can think of"
COLLEN WANG
CLAIRE TEMPLE FOGGY NELSON
KAREN PAGE FRANK CASTLE
JESSICA HENWICK ROSARIA DAWSON ELDEN HENSON DEBORAH ANN WOLL JON BERNTHAL
"HE won't last five minutes with jessica"
"I can't keep stiching you guys up"
"YOUR not even talking about my new hair cut"
"D&D never dies"
"ALL hail the queen of the north"
STEPHEN STRANGE WADE WILSON
BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH RYAN REYNOLDS
"OH god toni"
"HEY Nicole why did it take you five try's to spell reynolds but only one for my favorite sherlock."
IN WHICH
THE ROUGES suck but atleast scott sam and bucky have brains
IN WHICH
Count Olf will never know what hit him