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"Coby! Who's the most beautiful woman in all of the seas?" Said a large, obese woman wielding an iron club.
"O-of course, that'll be you, Alvida-Sama!" Said a small boy with pink hair and glasses.
"That's right! And that's why I absolutely hate filthy things! So I don't want a single speck of dust in my ship! Did you hear me!? The only reason you have lived this long is because you know more about navigation than the others!"
"Y-yes, Ma'am! Thank you very much!"
"But other than that you are completely useless! Now clean up my shoes!" Yelled the woman, kicking the boy.
"Y...yes! Right away, Ma'am!"
This was the life of Coby, cabin boy of the Alvida Pirates. After an accident 2 years ago where he accidentally boarded the ship of the pirates, he was forced to serve as a cabin boy in exchange for his life.
"And all of you, keep cleaning and don't leave any dust behind!" Exclaimed the woman to the rest of the crew on the deck.
This woman was no other than "Iron Mace" Alvida; with a bounty of 5.000.000 Berries on her head, she was feared around these parts of the East Blue.
"!!!...Yes Ma'am!!" Said everyone on the deck in unison.
"That's enough for now, you piece of garbage!" Yelled Alvida at the boy, kicking him away from his shoe-cleaning duties.
"He... hehehe...I...I'm so sorry..." said the boy with a fake chuckle, for he feared for his life if he ever let his true feelings known.
"If you have the time to apologize, make yourself useful and go clean the wash room!"
"He...hehehe, I'll be on my way, Alvida-Sama!" Said the boy with a fake smile on his face. "I'll be... on my way..." he said, with his facade crumbling as he walked away.
The boy walked off the Miss Love Duck, the ship of the Alvida Pirates, into their base in Goat Island. But as he walked towards the wash room, he spotted something washed up on the shore.
"Huh? A barrel of booze washed up on the shore?" Said a man with a beard and short hair.
"Y-yes, and it's pretty heavy. What should we do with it?" Said Coby.
"Great! Let's all drink it together!" Said a man with shoulder-long blonde hair.
"But what if the captain finds out? If she knows we're slacking off she's gonna-"
"She won't find out!" Said a large man wearing a bandana and a shirt with matching stripes. "We're the only ones cleaning the wine cellar, so only us and Coby will know about this."
"You're right!"
"You know what to do, right, Coby!?" Said the large man.
"Of- Of course! I-I haven't seen anything! He-hehehehe...S-So please don't beat me..."
"All right! We're gonna look for something to pour the booze in, so keep an eye out on the barrel, Coby! Make sure no one comes here. Keep a low profile and pretend you're busy with clean up."
"Y-yes, Sir!"
And with that, the men went off to find some mugs, leaving Coby with guard duty. He grabbed a broom inside the room and waved it around, pretending to clean up the wine cellar-
*RUMBLE RUMBLE*
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"W-W-W-Who's there!?" Exclaimed Coby, looking around the wine cellar for the source of the noise, only to find nothing.
"...M-maybe I imagined it...?"
...With that, Coby went back to "cleaning duty", only this time slightly more nervous-
*RUMBLE RUMBLE*
!
Coby's head quickly spun around, and yet again found nothing inside the wine cellar.
".........."
...........
*RUMBLE RUMBLE*
"Ah-HA!" Exclaimed Coby as he turned around, as he catched the barrel moving on it's own- wait, moving on it's own?
*RUMBLE RUMBLE RUMBLE*
"A-a-a-a-a-a-h...AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!" Yelled Coby, crawling backwards towards the door, it's eyes never leaving the booze barrel!
The wine cellar's door violently swung open, hitting Coby on the head. The three men that had left earlier to look for mugs rushed back into the scene.
"Hey, Coby! What about 'keeping a low profile' did you not understand!?"
"T-t-t-t-t-t-the b-b-b-b-b-b -"
"Come on, COUGH IT UP!"
"T-t-t-t-the barrel is SHAKING ON IT'S OWN!"
"Huh?"
.............
*RUMBLE RUMBLE*
!!!
Indeed, the barrel was shaking on it's own.
"H-hey! What's going on!? What's up with that barrel!? Is there someone inside!?"
"H-hey, Coby! Go check it out!"
"E-eeh! W-Why me!?"
"You got a problem with that!?"
"...! N-No, Sir!"
Coby carefully approached the barrel, broom in hand. And as he got closer, he could make out another sound between the rumbling and shaking...
"A-ah~"
?
"W-wait..."
???
"I-I think I hear the voice of a woman..."
"Mmm~"
"A-and..."
"W-wait- Ah!"
"She's moaning..." Said Coby with a sweatdrop.
"...Moaning...?"
"...A-ah! I see how it is now! A thief! This must be a thief!" Exclaimed he large, striped man. "I've heard how there's a thief around this part of the East Blue who sneaks into pirate ships and steals all their treasure, this must be her! She hid into a barrel and washed up ashore, hoping that we would bring the barrel inside to sneak in!"
"But then, what's with all the moans...?" Asked Coby.
"S-She probably got bored of waiting and is now playing with herself, what a pervert!"
"...Jeez! Coby! Look at the trouble you put us into!" Said the blonde man.
"I-I-I'm so sorry! I-I didn't know! I swear!"
"Well, the barrel doesn't have any booze. Now what?" Said the bearded man.
"It doesn't have any booze, but it may have something better~ I say we punish this thief for sneaking into the ship!"
"Oh~, I like the way you think!"
"...E-eeeh!?" Exclaimed Coby in disbelief once he understood what the pirate meant by "punishing".
"Huh? You got something to say, Coby?"
"...N-no, no Sir." Said Coby. He felt like a coward. He always dreamed of the day he could become a marine that arrested evil pirates like the ones who abused him every single day. And yet here he was, about to watch a woman get raped and doing nothing about it. Then the barrel started shaking stronger than before.
"Oh, what's that? You can't get out? Don't worry, we'll get you out of there!"
"A-ah! Wait!" Said the woman inside the barrel.
"We heard your moans inside there, you know! You don't have to worry, just behave and we'll treat you nicely~"
"I...I'm...!"
The large, striped pirate raised his fist into the air, ready to smash the barrel open, and as he swung it down-
I'M CUMMIIIINNNG!
From the barrel two people emerged, a man and a woman. The striped man was hit in the chin as they rised and knocked into a wall, the man had tanned skin and short, black hair. He was skinny, yet notably muscular, he wore a sleeveless, unbuttoned red jacket, and on his back hung a straw hat from a string around his neck. The woman had long, red and white hair, arranged into two ponytails wih two circular braids at the end. She wore a short, white one-piece dress with a black ribbon. Though no one in he room really took any of this in; they were more busy watching the woman's face. Her eyes rolled back and her tongue hung out as she orgasmed in front of them, semen spluttered out of her pussy as the man filled her with more than she could take.
Yes, they were having sex.
The woman took heavy breaths before eventually recovering-
*BONK*
"OW!"
"I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!? We almost drowned and the first thing you think of when you wake up is sex, you pervert!...Agh! You came inside again! How many times have I told you to stop!? Didn't you learn anything from getting Makino pregnant twice!?" Yelled the woman at her partner.
"Eh~, but I don't want to pull out! Coming inside feels so much better! And the idea of getting you pregnant turns me on-"
*BONK*
"I'm Sorry."
"...huh? Who are you guys?" Asked the pair in unison at the people in the room.
"THAT'S WHAT WE SHOULD BE ASKING YOU!"
"STOP SLACKING OFF!!!"
A large, iron bludgeon flew towards the wine cellar, completely destroying it. The two people in the barrel were sent rolling away from the force of the bludgeon. The pirates, who were knocked into the ground, watched as a large figure approached the ruins of the wine cellar.
"I ask you! What's the most beautiful thing in all the seas!?"
"That's you! Alvida-Sama!"
"Good! Then why are you disobeying me!?"
"W-what!? No! We would never do something like that!"
"Don't play dumb! I could hear your girly moaning all the way from the ship! I'm not gonna judge your sexual preferences, but I will punish you if you get busy while at work!"
"What!? No! Im not into men!...Ah! That's right, captain! We have intruders!"
"That's right! Just now, Coby brought a barrel with two people inside, and they were having sex! That's where the moaning came from!"
"What!? What a pair of perverts!... but anyway, could it be they're bounty hunters? Coby, that brat dares to betray me!?"
"Umm... are you two okay? You got knocked pretty far." Asked Coby.
"Hahahaha! I'm okay! What about you, Uta?"
"I'm okay, too... Wait! What do you think you're-"
As the woman named Uta was talking, The man had already grabbed his dick and plunged it back into her pussy, and just like that, he got back to pounding her insides.
"Ah~, L-luffy, stop...!" Said the woman trough erotic moans. Coby's face was redder than a tomato and he could feel himself pitching a tent in his pants.
"L-Luffy, wait, I...I'm still- ah! I'm still tired from doing it this morning- Oh!"
The man, whose name was Luffy' didn't listen and kept ramming the woman from behind, swinging his hips into hers like an animal in heat, not caring about who was watching or the desires of his partner, the only things that mattered was cumming inside her and getting her pregna-
"I'm still here, you know." Said Coby, really wishing the two would stop doing that in front of a healthy young boy with no privacy like him.
"Huh...? Ah! Sorry, sorry, I didn't see you! Hahahaha!" Laughed Luffy, finally noticing the young boy. He pulled his dick out of his partner and got to his feet and put his jean shorts back on, Uta took the opportunity to put her panties back on and crawl away while she still could. "My name is Monkey D. Luffy, and this is Uta!" He said, pointing at her partner while she got back up. "Who are you? Do you know where we are?"
"This is the secret base of the Alvida Pirates. I'm an cabin boy on her ship, my name is Coby."
"I see. Do you have a boat? Ours got swallowed by a whirlpool."
"A...A whirlpool!?"
"Yeah, that whirlpool was scary." Said Luffy.
*Dreaming Harp*
"Ugh, we did it until he fell asleep again..." thought Uta. "We need to get more crewmates soon, otherwise my hips are not gonna survive the journey...Hm?"
It was only then that Uta noticed that their small dhingy was being swallowed by a giant whirlpool.
"AH! This whirlpool is massive! And there's nothing around us! If this boat wrecks, we are doomed! Hey Luffy, wake up! We need to get out of here!"
"Hmm~ you wanna keep doing it, Uta? I'm good for today, but I can still keep going if you want to~" said Luffy half-asleep.
"NOW IS NOT THE TIME FOR THAT! WAKE UP!" Yelled Uta, repeatedly slapping Luffy in the face, to moderate effect.
"Huh?...AH! WE'RE BEING SWALLOWED BY A WHIRLPOOL!!!"
"THAT'S WHAT I WAS TRYING TO TELL YOU!!!"
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!" They yelled out in unison as their dhingy swirled around before sinking into the ocean.
*Dreaming Harp*
"A normal person would have already died..." said Coby: "you want a boat? Well, I have one, but..."
A shitty, boat-looking coffin stood in front of Luffy and Uta.
"What's this? A coffin?" Said Luffy out loud.
"It's a boat. I've been building it in secret for 2 years."
"Huh? 2 years?' Asked Uta. "You don't want it anymore?"
"Yeah... I don't. I was planning on running away on this. But I don't have the guts to do it. Even though there was something I wanted to do, looks like I'm gonna be a cabin boy my whole life."
"You should just leave." Said Luffy.
"N-No! No way! It would never work! Whenever I think of Alvida-Sama finding out, I get so scared, my legs turn into jelly! That day..." said Coby.
"I was only gonna go fishing, but I accidentally went into one of Alvida's rowing boats! I was kidnapped, and had to work as a cabin boy on the ship for two years to keep my life..."
"You're kind of stupid. And you seen like a wimp, too. Man, you're a loser!" Said Luffy as he laughed.
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"H-hey, Luffy! Just because it's true doesn't mean you should say it out loud!"
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"He...Hehehe..." chuckled Coby in self-deprecation. "If I was only brave enough... say, Luffy, Uta, why are you two sailing?
"Me? Well, of course, I want to sail the seas and go on great adventures!" Said Uta. "But also..."
"Hmm?"
"There's someone I want to meet again. A Pirate. I'm goingt o become a great pirate and musician, and once I do, I'm sure we will meet again!", hearing Uta talk about her dreams elicited a chuckle from Luffy.
"Musician? You can play music?"
"Yep! Though I mainly sing! I can also play some instruments, but I lost my jug when our boat sank..."
incredible... "...What about you, Luffy?"
"Me? I'm gonna be the Harem King! And the Pirate King, too!" Said Luffy.
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"...Harem King?.......! Wait, can you repeat that last part!?"
"Hmm? To become the Pirate King."
"Eh...EH!? WHAT!? Pirate King is the title of the man who had everything in the world!"
"Yup."
"Are you telling me you're looking for the World's Greatest Treasure...The One Piece!?"
"Yup!"
"Do you two have a death wish or something!? All the pirates in the world are looking for that treasure!"
"Well, so are we."
"I...Impossible! Absolutely impossible! Utterly and Indubitably Impossible!!" To become the Pirate King in the Great Pirate Era...there's no chance!! It's completely impossible-"
*BONK*
"Wha- Luffy!"
"OW! W-why did you hit me!?"
"Because I can't stand you!'
*BONK*
"OW! Why did you hit me!?"
"Hmm? It felt appropriate."
"Oh, I see."
"It's okay... I'm used to it anyway, He...Hehehehe..."
"I'm not afraid of dying!"
Huh?
"Because it's my dream! That's why I don't mind putting my life on the line for it! Risking my life so I can try is worth it!"
!
"You...You won't even fear death...!?"
"Nope! Besides, I think I can do it, even if it could be pretty hard."
!!!
"If I put my life on the line... would I also be able to achieve my dreams?"
"Hmm?"
"Would I be able to become a Marine?"
"Huh? A marine?"
"Luffy-San! Uta-San! I know that it would make us enemies! But joining the marines and catching bad guys has always been my dream! Do you think I could do it!?"
"Heh! We wouldn't know!" Said Uta.
"I have to try at least! I would rather die, trying to get out of here to join the marines, than stay here and be a cabin boy the rest of my life! And then Alvida-Sama... I would be able to arrest someone like Alvida!"
"WHO DID YOU SAY YOU WERE GOING TO ARREST, COBY!?"
"UWAH!"
Alvida swung into the scene with her crew following her, smashing the boat that Coby built over 2 years into splinters.
"Ah...my boat..."
"Eh~, sure took her a while to find us." Said Uta.
"Did you think you can escape from me!?" Exclaimed Alvida, before looking towards Luffy and Uta. "Are those two who you hired to capture me? I don't see swords in either of them, so they can't be Shimotsuki Kuina... Anyway, before you die, Coby, I'm gonna ask you...What's the most beautiful thing in all the seas?"
"!...He...hehehe, of course, that would be..."
"Who's this mean, fat lady?" Asked Luffy, pointing at Alvida, to the shock of everyone present.
!!!
"T-that kid! He dares to-!"
"H-hey, Luffy! You can't...he-hehehe...You can't just say stuff like that!" Said Uta, trying to hold back her laughter."
"L-Luffy-San! Quick! Repeat after me! In all of the seas, Alvida Sama is-"
"Because it's my dream! That's why I don't mind putting my life on the line for it!"
"Alvida-Sama is...THE RUDEST, FATTEST BITCH!!!"
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" laughed Luffy and Uta out loud, who could no longer hold back her laughter.
"YOU LITTLE BRAT!!!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!"
I don't regret it! I've already decided to fight for my dreams!
"Well said Coby, now get behind me!" Exclaimed Luffy.
"Both of you..." Alvida raised her mace into the air: "HAVE TO DIE!" she yelled as she swung her mace down into Luffy!
"Heh! It's useless against me."
!!?
"Because my body..."
"I-impossible!"
"Is MADE OF RUBBER!" yelled Luffy as he pushed he mace off, with not a single bruise on his body!
!!!
"No...NO WAY!" Yelled Alvida's pirates!
"Then...! Then I'll just crush you instead!! Yelled Alvida, as she rushed towards Uta! And yet, Uta stood still, not wavering in the slightest.
"You can't!" Yelled Luffy as he appeared in front of Alvida, intercepting her swing.
"You didn't need to do that, I could have stopped her on my own." Said Uta with a sly grin on her face
"I know, but I wanted to show off! Shishishi!" Said Luffy with a goofy smile.
"What!? So fast...I couldn't even see him moving!" Thought Alvida.
"Ah...AH....AAAAAHHHHH!!!" Suddenly one of Alvida's Pirates yelled while pointing at Luffy.
"Hey, what's wrong!? Speak up already!" Yelled Alvida.
"T-Two...There's Two..."
"Huh? Two?"
"T-There's...THERE'S TWO OF THAT GUY!!!"
"HUH!?" Exclaimed a confused Alvida. She pun her head around to see that, indeed, Luffy was still standing in front of a shocked and confused Coby.
Alvida looked back and forth between the Luffy's completely confused.
"He managed to block my swing, so it's not some sort of trick! There really... there really is two of him!"
"Gum-Gum..." exclaimed both Luffy's in unison.
Alvida looked back and forth between the two Luffy's in a panic!
"DUAL PISTOLS!"
Both Luffy's attacked at the same time, knocking out Alvida in one, or rather, two hits.
"His arm... His arm EXTENDED!"
"CAPTAIN!"
"Alvida-Sama...ALVIDA-SAMA WAS BEATEN WAS THAT MONSTER!!!"
"H...HOW!?" Yelled Coby at Luffy. "How did you do that!? How is there two of you!?"
"Hmm? Well, I ate the Copy-Copy Fruit, so I am a Copy Human. I can copy and make copies of things, Shishishi!"
"But...But what about the stretching and the rubber body!?"
"Huh? I also ate the Gum-Gum Fruit, so I am a Rubber Human."
"That's...that's Impossible! T--that would mean-"
"That he ate two Devil Fruits? Yup!" Said Uta.
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"EEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHH!?" Exclaimed everyone present.