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16:34PM
class 2-yay am i right
denki: YO guys
denki: so like
denki: imagine me, but a youtuber
denki: like full out cash money awesome videos
kirishima: I mean
kirishima: I kinda see it dude
denki: RIGHT like me but like ... money ... rich ...
mina: what would u post ???
denki: videos of bakugou crashing out
bakugou: No
denki: SERIOUSLY imagine it though like bro we'd be so famous just off of you
bakugou: No
sero: awh cmon man you could've entertained him a little
bakugou: No
mina: he cant he stomps his feet like the grinch when he sees a whimsical moment happen
bakugou: The who???
mina: the green guy
kirishima: who
deku: OHHH I KNOW WHO! hes from that one book? my mom tried to teach me english when I was really little so she read it to me
mina: YEAH YEAH see he gets it
deku: I do!
denki: I'm gonna look him up one sec
sero: ... why is he so ugly
denki: wait hear me out
kirishima: oh?
deku: kaminari. what does this mean.
denki: no like guys hear me out
mina: on the grinch???
mina: denki baby no
denki: GUYS LISTEN PLEASE
bakugou: Why the fuck are you calling that thing hot???
denki: guys.
bakugou: @jirou
denki: FUCK YOU OH MY GOD
jirou: huh
jirou: oh ... denki cmon lets come take our meds
denki: what meds ... heh ... im not crazy ...
deku: kaminari please go take your meds
denki: GUYS I DID TAKE MY MEDS i was kidding pls
bakugou: I don't think he took his meds
denki: why are ytou doiung this to me YOU NEVER EVEN USE THIS GROUP CHAT oh my god io hate it here
kirishima: there there denki it's okay we can play mario kart together breath in deep
denki: thanks man you're the only real one here
tooru: no wait cause I am actually hearing him out... the grinch is like totes a cutie
denki: THANK YOU oh my god see you guys get me
kirishima: no wait I don't like the grinch
denki: goddamnit
sero: can we please stop having this conversation now
mina: yes actually lets talk about
mina: OH have any of u done mic's work yet ???
deku: I did! did you need help with anything?
mina: yeah um. what are we suppsoed to do???
deku: the ... mina he explained it all during class?
kirishima: I don't think anyone paid attention
Tenya Iida: I did.
kirishima: nice job man! but yeah i expected you too don;t worry it was like a hyperbole or whatever
denki: bye not you using the big words
kirishima: hyperbole is like the same size as my name
kirishima: that does not qualify as a big word
mina: guys. someone. anyone. how. english
deku: I CAN HELP YOU it's super easy I swear sorry I sounded a bit bitchy earlier that's seriously my bad
mina: girl if that's bitchy than I'm the meanest person alive AND THANK U SO MUCH meet me in common room
denki: WAIT WAIT what work???
kirishima: the homework?
kirishima: its sort of difficult I'm not even gonna lie katsuki's had to explain it to me like 6 times and i still don't get it
sero: wait am i the only one who thought it was easy
sero: you just. write a really small essay about
sero: whatever topic you got assigned
sero: and you gotta use the key words or whatever
kirishima: dude
kirishima: that was. that was last weeks homework
sero: oh
kirishima: ... yeah bro
sero: well!
uravity: WAIT i got that one too though ???
uravity: are u guys talking about mic-sensei's work?
sero: YEAH see
kirishima: wait then who got the like
kirishima: ... whatever the homework is
deku: the one from this week is about the like
deku: it ties in with what we did in heroics, honestly it should've been an assignment there to be honest
deku: its about rescue work like how to communicate with people who don't speak japanese/english speaking
kirishima: YEAH thats the one me & katsuki have
kirishima: didn't we do the key words one last week?
deku: yeah i remember doing it
deku: that's really weird though?
deku: mina also got the one from last week
uravity: I can email him about it!
uravity: if all goes to shit we can just locate aizawa-sensei because I KNOW he knows where he is *wink wink*
kirishima: did you just type wink wink
deku: ochako is this about shouto's thing about how they're dating
uravity: yeah he explained all of it to me and i respect it like i understand it
deku: ... dear all might
uravity: OKAY WAIT he somehow responded to my email super duper fast
uravity: and he is also confused how some of us got last weeks work
kirishima: what did you guys do last week then if you didn't do that assignment?
sero: the one with like the
sero: the music one?
uravity: yeah thats what i did too!
sero: it was super weird because we never ... we never talked about music
deku: didn't he say that next week we were going to start a short unit about like
deku: english music or am i just being dumb?
Tenya Iida: Yes! I believe that somehow, he mixed up last weeks work, with next week's.
uravity: OHHH I don't understand how he'd mix those up but that makes a lot of sense!
sero: so what do we do???
uravity: i'd just do the work
uravity: it's his fault anyway so we should be okay!
sero: if u say so
uravity: yes i do say so
denki: i need a new copy of the homework.
deku: what happened?
denki: ask bakugou
deku: oh dear god
17:26PM
friendly friends
Shouto: How do I Minecraft.
uravity: ? huh
deku: OH YOU DOWNLOADED IT?
Shouto: Yes.
Shouto: I don't understand how to play it.
deku: did you make an account?
Shouto: Yes.
uravity: I want to play minecraft too wait how much is it
deku: like 1100 yen? I think? shouto was it that much?
Shouto: I believe so.
uravity: well shit
uravity: ACTUALLY i have enough! i just remembered from our lemonade stand from this summer
deku: OH YEAH! we got so much money that was so fun!
deku: guys we should make a minecraft world and have a big house together that'll be so fun
tsuyu: wait I agree I love minecraft
Shouto: I forget you don't ribbit when you text.
uravity: real
tsuyu: do you guys want me to type out ribbit
tsuyu: I can totally do that
uravity: ONLY IF YOU WANT TOO I don't think he meant it like that
uravity: like he just for realzies forgets that you don't ribbit while texting
deku: "for realzies"
uravity: haha you're so funny i'm going to follow you home
deku: you've already been to my home though
deku: SPEAKING OF MY HOUSE we need to have another sleepover! is this weekend okay with you all?
Shouto: Let me text Fuyumi to see.
uravity: yes!!! i miss your mom so much she's so sweet to me ;((((
tsuyu: "we love you mama inko!" we all cheer in unison
deku: @TenyaIida can you come? won't be a group sleepover without you!
Tenya Iida: Most likely!
uravity: yipppeee !!!
uravity: we can all play minecraft tgether <333
deku: yesss
deku: i hope we don't see kacchan at the corner store again ...
tsuyu: traumatized
deku: it was past his bedtime
uravity: he goes to bed at like 8pm
deku: 8:30pm sharp actually
tsuyu: you have a really ... interesting best friend mido!
deku: ... mhm!
deku: OH OH we can also watch studio ghibli movies!
deku: @Shouto didn't you want to see that one one?
Shouto: Howl's moving castle?
deku: YEAH!
Shouto: Yes. :)
tsuyu: oh its SO good
tsuyu: my brother & I watched it
uravity: howl is so ...
uravity: ooohh.... <3
deku: okay calm yourself do not start this in friendly friends
uravity: if i said this in our class gc they would all agree!
tsuyu: they said the grinch was attractive, I fear our class has ... interesting taste
tsuyu: howl is pretty though I agree with you
uravity: see tsuyu loves and supports me
tsuyu: i do
uravity: OKAY WAIT is this like a fun whimsical sleepover strictly or like a
uravity: mentally unstable one
deku: ehhh knowing us, probably whimsical but later into the night we get sad?
Shouto: I agree.
Shouto: It's what we typically do.
tsuyu: ^^ yeah thats what i thought
uravity: izuku's house more like
uravity: mental asylum
uravity: that joke wasn't as funny as i wanted it to be now im sad
Shouto: It wasn't but that's okay.
uravity: thank you shouto
deku: OOOH also also also also
tsuyu: also also also also
deku: i forgot what i was gonna say
deku: shit
uravity: me when i forget what to say
deku: STOP THIS
deku: WHAT WAS I GOING TO SAY
deku: OH OH we can all play the sims on my computer <3
Shouto: The what
deku: its a game
deku: very fun
uravity: when you made us in the sims and i kept trying to kiss you
deku: stop this
uravity: but yeah! sounds like a solid plan
uravity: after school tmrw we all go to your house?
deku: ehhh we need to stop by the dorms so we can get stuff so I would pack tonight, shouto are u sure you can go?
deku: I don't want to have you get in trouble like that one time
Shouto: Fuyumi said I could, if my father has issues with it that's his own problem.
uravity: gagged
Shouto: ???
uravity: it's like slang, i'll teach u it tmrw!
tsuyu: wait so we go to school, go to dorms, go to izuku's then what
tsuyu: sorry im autistic i like plans
tsuyu: actually im not sorry all of us are literally autistic why am i apologizing you guys know i like plans
deku: yes yes
deku: we go to mine, uhhh play minecraft, eat dinner, go to corner store, get snacks, go back to mine, watch movies in my living room, then we can like get all cozy and shit, then we go to my room do our little therapy session cry snuggle up and sleep
uravity: can I use your shower during the getting cozy session tomorrow is a hair wash day
deku: yeah of course
tsuyu: I like the plan, do you know what dinner is though?
deku: uhhh lemme text my mom to see if she's cooking!
deku: seriously tell me if you guys don't like it though, because then i can make something for you, do not stress out over food
uravity: sir yes sir
deku: okay tsuyu she's thinking about making okonomiyaki, how do u feel about that
tsuyu: oh i love okonomi:3
deku: woohoo!
deku: is everyone else okay with that? I know tenya likes it ive seen him have it before @uravity @shouto
uravity: i will literally eat anything your mom cooks
Shouto: What's Okonomiyaki?
deku: it's like
tsuyu: savory pancake
uravity: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Okonomiyaki
deku: the wikipedia is insane
uravity: ITS THE EASIEST WAY TO EXPLAIN shouto click the link
Shouto: I'm not sure how I feel about Cabbage ... The texture irks me a bit.
uravity: it doesn't have to be in it right
deku: yeah! you can just not have cabbage with it if that's the main issue, is that alright?
Shouto: Yes. Woohoo.
tsuyu: we got a shouto woohoo that's how you know it's a good day
Tenya Iida: Let's all have a woohoo in the chat. :)
deku: woohoo!
uravity: woohoo !!! :3
tsuyu: woohoo yippeee
Shouto: Woohoo
Tenya Iida: Woohoo!
deku: now all i can think about is how when in the sims 'woohoo' is like ... sex
uravity: way to ruin the moment izuku
deku: IM SORRY ITS ALL I COULD THINK ABOUT
uravity: DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE TO VOICE THAT
tsuyu: boo tomato tomato
19:46PM
denki: guys what if i was being serious about the youtuber thing and now have a channel and everything
mina: we will subscribe and support you!
sero: unless you actually post bakugou crashing out we already see that daily
denki: no like me as like a vlogger though
kirishima: drop the channel name bro!
denki: @denkidoesstuff
mina: wait okay i love that
mina: what r u gonna post girl?
mina: wait i can call you that today right
denki: yeah you can always call me that even when i dont feel fem same goes with like bro/dude when im not masc you know?
denki: ANYWAY yeah i wanna do like cute little UA vlogs and like a video diary or whatever so we can look back when we're older and like cry our eyes out together <3
kirishima: aww bro that's so sweet! yeah that'd be so fun
kirishima: you could vlog class tomorrow! showcase a day in class 2-A
denki: oooh good idea man! i'm like a professional at sneaking my phone so that'll be good
denki: @jirou @bakugou do you guys want to be in my vlog too
jirou: you know what hell yeah
sero: jirou.
jirou: sero.
sero: i dont have anything to say i just wanted to say that
jirou: real shit
bakugou: What vlog
kirishima: katsuki can you please turn off auto caps pretty please man
mina: right like everything would be peak if you turned them off
bakugou: No
mina: (eijiro turn them off next time you steal his phone)
kirishima: (yes ma'am)
bakugou: Yeah besides that, what vlog ???
sero: denki is like a vlogger now
bakugou: Why would I be in the vlogs?
denki: like a video diary! so we can look back when we're older!
denki: it'd be so fun, pleaseeee kacchannnnnnnnn
bakugou: Whatever
jirou: that's a win
mina: hell yeah !!!
kirishima: denki denki denki denki we should have a video on your channel that's like a
kirishima: time capsule or whatever that we do every year
denki: oh my god you're a genius kiri
denki: can we a hang out to do it??? this weekend??
mina: yeah! wait maybe we can have a sleepover..
mina: kiriiiiii your house?
kirishima: lemme ask my moms! they'll probably say yes
denki: remember the last sleepover we had at kiri's
mina: spin the bottle.
sero: die die die die die die die
bakugou: I hated that
kirishima: the class 2-A halloween sleepover will go down in history
mina: your room was so messy after
kirishima: bye i literally bawled when everyone left it was so messy
kirishima: you & katsuki had to literally like hold me like a baby for hours
mina: you're pretty when you cry so it's okay
denki: this'll be sososoos fun
denki: should i get a mini microphone for the youtube channel?
kirishima: yeah that'll be sickkk!
denki: wait i wanna change the name can we like all own it a little group channel
sero: oooh that's cool hell yeah
jirou: can i post music covers? is that alright
denki: yeah! your voice is super pretty it'll draw in views
mina: denki professional at flirting
denki: well!
bakugou: I'm not posting on youtube unless one of you are doing it or something
kirishima: 'suki we should do cooking videos
kirishima: is that okay with you denki?
denki: yeah! guys don't ask this is OUR channel it's our baby we all gave birth to it
sero: and im the daddy
denki: oh yeah you are ;)
jirou: disgusting
mina: denks me u & sero should do like dress up videos
denki: yessss
sero: and we can sometimes do game videos and have a jolly time !!!
bakugou: I'll smash all of you in COD
jirou: I've never played COD
bakugou: ... What
denki: bye I haven't either
denki: but like guys im so excited we'll be so cute and after we graduate UA we'll look back on these and bawl and sob
kirishima: yeah!
kirishima: wait so after the time capsule video can we post whatever?
denki: yeah that sounds good!
kirishima: @mina wanna record a video tonight dying my hair
kirishima: need my roots touched up
mina: yeah totally! I absolutely refuse to bleach them though I am so sorry I hate how it smells
kirishima: @bakugou can you help me bleach my roots ...
bakugou: Is that why you keep wearing your headband?
kirishima: ... yes
bakugou: Whatever, yeah, just don't spill it like last time
kirishima: THAT WAS ONE TIME
denki: bye I remember the hoodie with all the bleach on it
kirishima: the communal hoodie
kirishima: i miss it
kirishima: who actually has it right now i want it
sero: I do
sero: want me to go drop it off by your dorm?
kirishima: yes please
sero: omw
mina: OOH speaking of hair
mina: I tried this one product that midoriya uses right
mina: and oooh i look so fine
denki: photo evidence photo evidence
mina: let me get a photo
mina: aghhhh im not wearing makeup i look stupid
jirou: girl you look fine as fuck without makeup
mina: thank you girl <3
mina: okay i got a good photo
mina: *insert one photo of mina, she's sitting in her bed, holding up a peace sign. her hair is how it usually is, but her curls are way more defined than usual*
sero: OKAYYYYY
denki: one sec trying to spell gorjous
jirou: see what did i say, pretty girlll <333
kirishima: oh my godddd you need to keep using that product it looks SO GOODDDD AHHHHH also your shirt is so cute what anime is that
mina: the apothecary diaries!! we def need to watch it together babe its so good
bakugou: Cool
mina: THANK YOU GUYS aughhhh you're all so sweet
mina: but yeah it feels super soft n shit too
kirishima: it's so pretty
kirishima: also can we all hang out soon? i miss u guys ;(( i know we r having a sleepover but likeee before
denki: yeah yeah yeah !!! tmrw we can go to the skate park or something
mina: the one by the corner store ? i need some of that mango juice i forgot the brand but its so good i die
denki: yeah!
denki: @bakugou i learned some new tricks on my skateboard i need to show you
bakugou: Are they actual cool ones or some dumbass baby shit?
denki: they're actually cool! i swear
sero: watch it just be like a strawberry milkshake
denki: I LEARNED HOW TO DO A TIC-TAC that's better right ???
sero: yeah those are pretty cool man!
kirishima: only things i know about skating are from sk8
mina: word
jirou: i need to finish it
jirou: let me go do that actually
denki: reki = kirishima
kirishima: thank you thank you
kirishima: @bakugou got the setup ready for the bleaching
bakugou: Got it
denki: kiri please turn his autocaps off
kirishima: i'll try!