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Group Chat Gone Right

Summary:

Brendon has added you to a group chat!

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(See the end of the work for notes.)

Chapter 1: Welcome to Hell

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Breadbin has added Ryro, Pepe Wentz, Patty, jishwa, fun ghoul, party poison, jackdaddy, alexmommy to “pete wentz hate squad”

 

Pepe Wentz: brendon why

 

Pepe Wentz: my “no homo” homo

 

Breadbin: you didn’t say no homo last time

 

Pepe Wentz: THAT WAS A YEAR AGO

 

Breadbin: NO HOMO LASTS FOREVER

 

Fun Ghoul: the gay memes are at it again

 

Ryro: I WAS IN MATH CLASS MY PHONE WENT OFF AND I GOT KICKED OUT

 

Jackdaddy: rip

 

Breadbin: I love you Ryan

 

Ryro: fuck off

 

Jishwa: The music teacher said the drums required no skill and I just showed that bitch up then left the room, he didn’t even give a shit

 

Party Poison: I’m in English and I swear if I get another lecture about my hair being dyed I’m going to jump out one of these windows

 

Fun Ghoul: GEE Y R U ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ROOM

 

Party Poison: WHY DON’T YOU USE PROPER ENGLISH

 

Fun Ghoul: Fuk off

 

Jackdaddy: the art teacher told me to pose so people could sketch me and so I started taking off my shirt bc I thought he meant pose naked and I got kicked out

 

Jishwa: WHY DID U THINK HE MEANT POSE NAKED

 

Jackdaddy: I can see the look in his eyes he wants this body

 

Alexmommy: NO NO NO MINE

Pepe Wentz: WE GOT A JEALOUS MEME

 

Alexmommy: jack where tf r u

 

Jackdaddy: I’m in the principal's office

 

Alexmommy: jfc

 

Alexmommy: be right there

 

Ryro: BRENDON COME TO THE NURSE

 

Breadbin: WHY

 

Ryro: I CAN BARELY TYPE PLS

 

Breadbin: omw

 

Alexmommy: Jack stop staring into that classroom

 

Jackdaddy: No it’s Gerard’s and Frank’s class

 

Jackdaddy: Gee look at me

 

Party Poison: WHATTHEFUCK

 

Jackdaddy: :)


Party Poison: :(