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"Heyyy, Terezi!" Roxy said, sliding into the room and looking over at the girl sitting on the couch. "Sorry I'm a bit late! But I got the good stuff here," she added, holding up a plastic shopping bag and shaking it to emphasize its presence.
"Ooh! Did you get me my candy red distractionfish?" Terezi said, lifting her face out of a large binder labelled 'HUM4N L4W'. She turned towards Roxy, sniffing conspicuously towards the bag.
"Don't worry, I gotcha covered!" Roxy replied with a giggle, reaching into the bag to retrieve a large package of Swedish Fish. She lobbed the candy over to Terezi, who proceeded to snatch it out of the air and bite off a corner of the packaging in one motion. Roxy laughed heartily as she watched Terezi pour quite a few of the candies into her mouth. "You really like those things, huh?"
"Delishush," Terezi said through the mouthful of gummy candy, as Roxy walked over to the couch. Terezi cleared a space for her to sit, setting her law books aside on the coffee table. She swallowed her mouthful of candy sometime around when Roxy plopped down next to her, and then with a wide grin Terezi added, "So are you ready for a fun afternoon of girlfriend bonding?"
"Hahah, yeah, should be fun!" Roxy said, smiling back excitedly. She hadn't gotten to know Terezi too well yet, but so far she seemed like a lot of fun to be around. And given their romantic relationships, Roxy certainly hoped they could stay on good terms. "Though... Wouldn't 'girlfriend bonding' imply that we're girlfriends with each other? Not that 'mutual quadrantmate bonding' sounds great or whatevs."
"You're John's girlfriend, and I'm John's girlfriend, therefore we count as girlfriends for girlfriend bonding," Terezi replied. "Don't you know that transitivity of girlfriends is a fundamental tenet of human society?"
"Ell oh ell, if you say so," Roxy said with a chuckle, reaching over and grabbing herself some Swedish Fish from the bag. "So as your transitive-girlfriend-or-whatever do I get any cool protections under the law?"
"It means you can hire me as your personal lawyer at rates slightly less exorbitant than normal!" Terezi gleefully giggled. She then leaned closer to Roxy and sniffed loudly. "Also I can inform you that you smell especially delicious in that strawberry milkshake flavored dress!"
"Oh, thanks!" Roxy said, looking down with a bit of a blush and a giggle. Terezi always had the strangest-sounding compliments, but Roxy found them flattering. And she was glad that someone had noticed the nice outfit she had picked out earlier. "Heh, I guess I was hopin' to maybe have some fun with John tonight..."
Terezi cackled in response, which seemed a bit disconcerting. "Well, just so you know, I intend to goad him into a hatedate! He's so easy to get worked up. Hehehehehe."
"Aww, do you really hafta?" Roxy said with a pout. "I was kinda wanting to have some alone time with him... I mean, you got some last night, ya know?"
"Ah, but I have some loose ends to tie up! Loose ends for the barbs and the pranks I'm playing on him, I mean. No nooses, this time at least," Terezi said, grinning. "I've been talking to Jane about the best ways to increase my Prankster's Gambit and get under his skin! Between her advice and my mind powers, I think I have the advantage here."
"Hmph, do these pranks involve keeping him from having any sexy time with his flush-girlfriend?" Roxy crossed her arms. "I mean, I guess it would be kinda a good prank on him, but I could really use a good lay tonight... Can I request an inunction based on harm to third parties?"
"Request denied!" Terezi replied almost instantly. "I did spend some time fucking him silly last night, and I don't see anything stopping you from doing the same if you want. It would provide the perfect cover for putting the finishing touches on some of my pranks, anyway."
"Heheh, well, that sounds okay I guess," Roxy said with a chuckle, warming up to the idea. She usually got a good laugh out of Terezi's pranks on John, much to his chagrin. Terezi was a funny girl, and hanging out with her and John together was always entertaining, if not as relaxing as if it was her and John alone. "So... I seduce him with my sexy girlfriend wiles, drag him off to the bedroom, and you do your pranky thing while you're alone?"
"Yep! The perfect plan," Terezi said with a cackle, raising her hand for a high-five. After slapping their palms together, Terezi pondered for a moment, then added, "Can I enlist you to get him to eat you out? Bury his head between your legs and then I can sneak in and set up some more things without him noticing."
"Whoa there, who said you were going to get to come in? Can't a girl have a bit of privacy when she's getting some?" Roxy said, seeming more amused at the idea than offended. "What if I don't want you to see me all naked and stuff? Or... I guess, smell me all naked and stuff."
"Hehehehe, I didn't expect you to be such a prude!" Terezi responded, apparently quite amused. "But I guess I can stay out of the room if you really want. Though I don't see why it's such a bit deal. I mean, it's nothing I won't get the pleasure of sniffing at when we inevitably have a threesome." The girl grinned and waggled her eyebrows, again making conspicuous sniffing noises.
"Easy there, girl, I was just saying you should ask about these things first. And also about all of these inevitable threesomes you're going on about? I mean, just as an F Y I for humans you usually ask a lady out to dinner before you get into that!" Roxy chuckled and stuck out her tongue at Terezi, trying to read the girl's intent. At first it seemed like Terezi's usual silliness, but Roxy was starting to feel like there was a hint of seriousness too. Not that she was going to stress out about it too much - joking around and play-flirting with her silly friend was fun, after all, and if it led to real flirting or beyond all the better.
"My apologies for my breach of your human etiquette, Miss Lalonde! In my defense, I was distracted by your aforementioned sexy girlfriend wiles," Terezi said, flashing a wide grin and following it up with a long cackle. And then, she suddenly changed the subject. "Ooh, want to play some Triforce Heroes? We can practice together and get really good so John'll have no idea what's going on." Terezi proceeded to uncaptchalogue her 3DS, and began to sniff and lick at the screen to play.
"Oh, hells yes," Roxy said, getting out her handheld as well. She shifted her position to lean against the armrest of the couch, stretching out her legs to rest her ankles on Terezi's lap. She gave the girl an exaggerated wink, though she wasn't sure Terezi caught a whiff of it.