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Boston Tea Party

Summary:

Are you supposed to find your closest friends in a group of people who don’t even know who you are? Are you supposed to make fun of your not boyfriend/arch rival to a bunch of strangers? Are you supposed to makeout with said arch rival after a hockey game in front of everybody? No. Is Ilya going to do it anyway? Obviously.

OR

Ilya Rozanov gets added to the Montreal WAG group chat.

Notes:

I wrote the whole fic before posting the first chapter so it can be complete 😱

Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Chapter Text

Ilya was sitting in his hotel room, bored out of his mind before the game when he got a text on his phone. He raised his eyebrows at the name, not quite knowing what to expect when he saw a text in a group chat from an unknown number. 

 

 

Queens of Hockey

 

12:13pm

 

Jackie added Lily

 

Jackie: Welcome Lily!

 

Lily: who is this

 

Jackie: Right sorry! This is Jackie, Hayden Pike’s wife, this is the WAG group chat for Montreal!

 

Lily: shane is not boyfriend

 

Jackie: I know but you two have been seeing each other for forever so we all agreed you deserved to be in the group chat

 

Lily: how did you get my number?

 

Jackie: I promised not to tell… let’s just say Hayden is considering a labotomy…

 

Mica: Girl what do you send your man?? 😭

This is Laine’s gf Mica btw, glad to have you 😘

 

Lily: we are long distance, i must satisfy him somehow

those texts are meant for his eyes only

 

Mica: GIRL 😭

 

Jules: waitttt does this mean you’re gonna sit with us at the Boston game?? This is Jules, Drapeau’s fiancée!!

 

Lily: no

 

Jules: whattttt we always have a WAG meetup

 

Lily: shane is not boyfriend

 

Jules: WAGs don’t neeeeed to be dating someone 

 

Mica: Yeah Emma has been on and off with Comeau and we still let her stay 😘

 

Emma: Girl leave me out of this 😭

And of course you’re a WAG Lily

WAGs are a mentality, not a strict definition

 

Jules: exactlyyyyyyyy

 

Lily: i live in boston, will be cheering for bears

 

Jules: you don’t even root for your man???

 

Lily: what is root? like tree root? english is not my first language, sorry

 

Jackie: Rooting for someone is like cheering for them

That’s insane though, I always thought Boston Lily still liked Montreal

 

Lily: i like when shane wins, he gives very good happy sex

i like it more when he loses, he gives better angry sex

and he still gives head like champion

 

Jules: girlllllll 😭

 

Lily: just truth

 

Mica: GIRL 😭

 

5:42pm

 

Jackie: good luck tonight Lily, may the best team win 

 

Lily: i win either way sweetheart 😘

 

Jules: I wish my man had the drive of yours

especially after all the years you guys were together

 

Lily: i was his first time, he can’t get enough of me

 

 

The game had gone relatively well. Montreal had won, 5-4. There was only so much Boston could do with an injured goalie. Ilya was still happy about the game. 

 

The WAGs had all gone to the game, they were on the big screen multiple times. They had a sign saying “seat reserved for BL” between them. Ilya thought it was sweet. He also found humor in BL being short for both Boston Lily and boy love. They had no clue Lily was a boy, of course. 

 

The announcers thought it was for Rose. 

 

 

8:19pm

 

Jackie: That’s sweet though!

Any reason you haven’t tied him down?

 

Lily: distance, is hard with work

congrats on the win tonight

 

Jules: you gonna get good phone sex?

 

Lily: i was at game

i get happy sex 😘

 

Mica: I thought you said you were in Boston??

 

Lily: i go to montreal, i cheer for boston, i see shane, we fuck, is simple

 

Jackie: Hayden is complaining about Shane ditching him lmao

 

Jen: JJ said they were supposed to get drinks, bigger things come up?

This is Jen, JJ’s girlfriend btw

 

Lily: something much bigger came up 😘

 

Mica: Is he there now?

 

Lily: i am in cab to his house

 

Jackie: His house? He didn’t even let me in his house for years, he must really like you

 

Lily: he bought separate house to fuck, this is not main house, he is too scared

 

Jules: He bought you a whole house to fuck?? He must reallyyyyyy spoil you

 

Lily: he does

he says he has too much money for himself

 

Jackie: Well, have fun, be safe!

 

Jules: Use protection, don’t have a baby!

 

Jackie: I love my kids!

 

Jules: You’re also married Jacks

 

Mica: There are also STDs and STIs to worry about??

 

Emma: I’d rather have an STI than a baby

 

Jules: You’re also a regular at the clinic downtown 🙄

 

Jackie: No shaming people in the group chat for their sex life Julia

 

Jules: Sorryyyyy

 

8:31am

 

Emma: Okay, can we talk about how hot Rozanov was last night though??

 

Mica: Ew what?

 

Emma: He looked good!

 

Jackie: Don’t tell Hayden… but objectively he is attractive

 

Mica: Don’t tell me they’ve got to you Jacks, we were supposed to be a united front 😭

 

Jackie: I think it’s the accent, European accents are just… yum

 

Mica: You did not just say yum…

 

Emma: She’s right though! 

@Lily is Rozanov hot?

 

Mica: That’s cheating! She’s a Bears fan

 

Lily: rozanov is hot, hollander is hotter though

 

Emma: Would you leave Shane for Rozanov? 👀

 

Lily: no, never

 

Mica: Awwwwwww

 

Emma: Exclusive but not dating?

 

Lily: is complicated

 

Jackie: Are you still with him?

 

Lily: for now, i am leaving soon, flight is in a couple hours

 

Jackie: Awe :(

 

Emma: We should meet when we play in Boston!

 

Lily: that might be too soon

 

Mica: You’ve been together for years how is that soon??

 

Lily: i just met you guys

 

Jackie: We play Boston in a couple weeks, no pressure, think about it, we did add you to become friends though :)

 

Lily: i go to game to cheer for boston, we could not watch together

 

Jackie: We can meet after! It’s an early game

 

Lily: we will see

 

 

“Hollander,” Ilya said softly, pressing a kiss to Shane’s temple. Shane stirred and tightened his arms around Ilya’s waist. “Hollander, you need to get up.” He glanced at the clock. 9am. 

 

“Leave me alone,” Shane’s voice was deep, rough with sleep. “I’m tired from beating you.”

 

Ilya’s hand slipped down until it was on Shane’s lower back. “I want to fuck you before I leave.” 

 

Shane’s arms tightened slightly more. Something unnoticeable if you weren’t paying attention, Ilya was paying attention. Shane lifted his head, resting his chin on Ilya’s chest. “When are you leaving?”

 

“I have to be at hotel in two hours, we have time,” Ilya said, lowering his hand further, brushing his finger over Shane’s hole, he shuttered under the touch before moving so he was straddling Ilya’s hips. 

 

“Do whatever you want to me then,” Shane whispered, his breath hot against Ilya’s ear. 

 

 

Jane ❤️

 

12:32pm

 

Jane: Have a safe flight

 

Lily: you are still sore?

 

Jane: I can barely move

 

Lily: it felt good though, no?

 

Jane: You always feel good

 

Lily: you were screaming my name

 

Jane: I don’t regret anything

 

Lily: good

we are boarding

i will text when we land

 

Jane: Be safe

 

Lily: hope you feel better 😘

 

2:09pm

 

Lily: flight went well

 

Jane: Good

 

Lily: i am horny

 

Jane: I don’t think I could take you again even if you were still here, I haven’t left bed

 

Lily: you will be good for practice tomorrow?

 

Jane: Good enough

 

Lily: good

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Jane: I take it back, I definitely could take you again if you were here

God you’re so hot

 

Lily: 😘