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DR. J - 4 months ago
@docvadi
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grwm for a 12 hour shift as an ms4 on my ICU rotation
#fyp #medstudent #medstudentlife #justdoctorthings #grwm #dayinthelife #ama
[Audio Transcript]:
Hi everyone and welcome to my account! Okay so as an MS4 I wake up at 5:30 AM and I take a quick shower and then I do my makeup routine, which is just a quick touch-up with foundation and then a little mascara on my lashes because my mom, uh, won’t let me buy a lot of makeup. Then I put on my outfit, which today is just a purple hoodie and jeans because I’ll change into scrubs at the hospital, and then I go downstairs for a yogurt bowl and some granola, and then—[background noise]—that’s my mother yelling at me to hurry up, because she also works at the hospital and unfortunately I don't have my own car. Okay, so then I…
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andy
girl you are servingggg face body tea boots the house down
Mari Sol
Omg where did you get that hoodie it’s so cute
Petra G.
You work with your mom? You’re god’s strongest soldier fr
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DR. J - 3 months ago
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let’s look at the top five reasons people visit the ER
#fyp #medtok #medstudentlife #justdoctorthings #topfivelist
[Audio Transcript]:
Alright, today I’m going to be talking about the five most common medical issues that we see in the ER every day. In order, these are stomach and abdominal pain, chest pain, fever, cough, and shortness of breath, and I’m going to go through, like, a little basic info on each one of these. By the way, if someone annoying ever tries to tell you they have “chest pains,” you can tell them that it’s just chest pain. Chest pain, singular. Like, that’s the correct medical term to use. You wouldn’t believe how many people refuse to believe this, but it’s true.
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Dashi
no way really? oh im gonna be irritating af next time someone tells me they have chest pains
DunkGodBrian69
U must be fun at parties
kira
not to change the subject but r u single and do u like girls
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DR J - 1 month ago
@docvadi
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as requested: my studying tips and tricks as an ms4
#fyp #medtok #medstudentlife #studymaxxing
[Audio Transcript]:
So one of my commenters asked for tips on how to study for the MCAT, so yeah, this is what I came up with. I have, uh, I have a document with a masterlist of techniques that I can link in the comments if anyone’s interested in that, um, but basically what I do is I review my flashcards, usually I make a whole deck on Quizlet or Anki, and then I write down all the stuff that I really need to remember. I have, like, a whole separate notebook that I use just for study notes, cause there’s multiple studies proving that writing things down is the best way to remember them. Oh, and I color code everything, obviously, because…
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Jenn
U r so brave i could never study that much
leila schram
bookmarking this for future reference (i dropped out of college after one semester)
caty0056
The amount of notes you have?? The productivity?? Procrastination fears you
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DR. J - 3 weeks ago
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today’s video! it’s a little different than the usual but i hope you like it. because i do. #COWORKERS pt1
#fyp #medstudentproblems #coworkerdrama #conflictresolution #worktok
[Audio Transcript]:
Hey guys—so like I said in the caption, this video’s going to be different than the other ones I’ve made. It’s not really related to medicine but it’s still relevant to like, general workplace culture so I thought maybe some of you would like it. Also, I had to do it for therapeutic reasons because it was either make a video or, like, actually strangle one of my coworkers, which obviously isn’t the best move when your whole job is to heal people. Um, for legal reasons slash if someone from HR finds this, then that was a joke. But anyway, that leads me right into the theme for this video, which is…[dramatic pause]...Dealing With Difficult Coworkers!
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tess :)
THANK U DR J god i needed to hear this so bad. i love u
kendall smith
this is the sign i needed to report my evil coworker to hr. awesome vid
JAYCO911
Do you fw white guys who live in their mom’s basement #shootersshoot
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DR. J - 2 weeks ago
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guys i’m going to lose my fucking mind
#fyp #ihatehersomuch #likeactually #shessoannoying
[Audio Transcript]:
Okay I kind of thought the second part of this video series would be more coherent than this but I need to complain somewhere so here we go. This girl I work with, uh, she’s unbearable. I can’t stand her. She still calls me this stupid shitty nickname that she made up literally ten months ago to mock me for a workplace incident. She also loves bothering me for some reason? Like, she’ll take time out of her day to come bother me instead of treating patients or charting. She also likes to call me a genius, which I am, but like—it’s mean and sarcastic the way she says it. She asked me the square root of 861 the other day, and it’s like, hello? I’m a prodigy, not a human calculator? And another thing…
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Tara
WHO is bullying our queen Dr. J? I’ll cut a bitch
sandy big pants
this guy i used to work with was soooo rude to me all the time so i planted weed in his locker and got him fired js
lane
dude i think your coworker wants you
DR. J
@lane ??? that’s so weird why would you think that
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Trinity Santos
hey crash
when were you gonna tell me you’re famous
Victoria Javadi
what?
i’m not??
Trinity Santos
oh shit my bad
do you only answer to dr j now
Victoria Javadi
…
that’s not me
Trinity Santos
[screenshot.jpg]
well shit then you must have a doppelganger running around
you should probably look into that
Victoria Javadi
dude wtf
how did you find that
i thought you don’t have tiktok
Trinity Santos
i don’t
but princess sent it to me and was like “is that javadi”
Victoria Javadi
shit
SHIT
oh god my life is over
Trinity Santos
nah it’s not
don’t sweat it
you’re not THAT big a deal
Victoria Javadi
if princess knows then the whole ed will know by tomorrow
gloria will kill me
like she’ll actually murder me
and if she doesn’t then my mom will
Trinity Santos
good thing we work in a hospital
we won’t let you crash, crash
Victoria Javadi
that joke wasn’t funny the first twenty times you made it
Trinity Santos
idk i laughed
Victoria Javadi
omfg i CANT STAND YOU
seriously what do i do
Trinity Santos
seriously just chill
i really doubt gloria will find out
also i see you have a video about dealing with annoying coworkers
you think about me that much? I’m flattered
Victoria Javadi
that could be about anyone
Trinity Santos
yeah but it isn’t
is it?
Victoria Javadi
Read 11:18 AM
Trinity Santos
leaving me on read won’t make me go away
Victoria Javadi
Read 11:19 AM
Trinity Santos
fine. be that way
Victoria Javadi
thanks, i will
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From: <[email protected]>
To: <[email protected]>
CC: <[email protected]>
Subject: Social Media Campaign Assistance
Good afternoon,
It has recently come to my attention that you possess a rather large platform on the TikTok social media app. Almost all of your videos seem to pertain directly to your employment at PTMC—while this is not exactly a desirable outcome in the eyes of our HR department, it is not technically in violation of any guidelines as long as HIPAA is observed. However, the head of our communications and social media department, Lindsey Graham, has asked me to reach out and request your assistance with their outreach campaigns, specifically on Twitter/X. I, of course, informed her that you would be more than happy to offer up your social media expertise. I trust that my faith in you was not misplaced.
Best,
Gloria Diaz
MBA | MHA | Director of PTMC
Ext. 228
From: Victoria Javadi
Hi! Yes, I’d love to help out the social media department in whatever way I can. So sorry if any of my videos were in any way an inconvenience to the HR department. Thank you and I look forward to collaborating with a new department within the company!
Best,
Victoria Javadi | U Pitt Medicine | MS4
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From: <[email protected]>
To: <[email protected]>
Subject: PTMC Twitter Takeover
Hi,
Re: Gloria’s last email, I thought it best for me to reach out to you directly. As PTMC’s social media director, I’ve talked to the creative team about potential outreach efforts and we’ve decided that your contributions would be the most helpful on Twitter/X, since that’s the platform where we have the least engagement. If you could log on to the PTMC account and take over for the week, that would be great.
Username: PTMChospital
Password: HospitalSocials123
Please reach out to me before posting each tweet so I can verify whether or not it will be appropriate for our platform. Thank you for your assistance.
Best,
Lindsey Graham
PTMC | Social Media Director | Portfolio
Ext. 845
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pitty rockers in the house tonite
Victoria Javadi
well it’s over
Mel King
What’s over? Are you okay?
Victoria Javadi
my life. my life is over
Trinity Santos
me when i’m totally normal and not at all overdramatic
Victoria Javadi
can you stfu for once
hr found me on tiktok and now they’re making me run the pitt twitter account
they’re TAKING ME OFF THE FLOOR FOR THIS
FOR A WHOLE WEEK
Dennis Whitaker
Is that allowed?
Victoria Javadi
IDK
but i’m not going to ask
i’m scared if i don’t agree with them they’re going to write me up
or worse tell my mother
Mel King
Maybe it won’t be that bad
I’ve kind of always wondered what it’s like to be internet famous
Trinity Santos
lt’s not too late mel
maybe you can feature on a dr j video
Victoria Javadi
you’re actually the most annoying person in the world
Trinity Santos
thanks i try
Dennis Whitaker
I’ll support you Victoria
Um
If someone can tell me how to make a Twitter account first
Trinity Santos
i just loveee living with an amish grandmother
come to the kitchen i’ll set up an acct for you
Mel King
You guys text when you’re in the apartment together?
Trinity Santos
yeah that way i don’t have to hear his voice
never fear crash
once huckleberry’s active on twitter you’ll have one (1) whole follower
unless some of your tiktok followers migrate over
how many do you have anyway
200? 300?
Victoria Javadi
cute
i have nearly a million thank you very much
Trinity Santos
uh
what
Mel King
She has 99.4 million to be precise
Victoria Javadi
wait mel how do you know that
Mel King
Oh I’ve been following you for months now
Becca and I watch your videos during dinner sometimes
They’re really good
Victoria Javadi
…thank you?
Trinity Santos
mel you knew about her tiktok account and you didn’t tell me??? what the fuck
i thought we were friends.
Mel King
We are friends!
Trinity Santos
then as your friend i’m issuing a blanket statement
if you ever come across someone from work on social media and they have an embarrassing public account you’re legally obligated to tell me
Mel King
I don’t think that has any legal power behind it
But okay, will do
Trinity Santos
THANK you.
god
i really have to do everything in this friend group
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Pittsburgh Trauma Medical Center
@PTMChospital
Pittsburgh Trauma Medical Center is a Tier 1 trauma center, proudly serving the inner city and suburbs of Pittsburgh since 1942.
⚲Pittsburgh, PA
🔗ptmc.org
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Pittsburgh Trauma Medical Center
@PTMChospital
Thank you to all the nurses, doctors, and other healthcare workers on the front lines. We see you, we appreciate you, we are you. And thank you to our patients, who are the reason we do what we do. #WorldHealthDay
12:35 PM, 4/7/18
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From: <[email protected]>
To: <[email protected]>
Subject: PTMC Twitter Handle
Good afternoon,
I hope this email finds you well. I’ve just logged into the PTMC Twitter account for the first time and I’m reaching out to request a change to the username. I understand the logic behind the current username, but as someone with a significant understanding of today’s social media trends and tastes, I would highly recommend a more accessible Twitter handle. Please let me know.
Best,
Victoria Javadi | U Pitt Medicine | MS4
From: Lindsey Graham
Hi Victoria,
Thank you for sharing your insight. May I inquire about your proposed replacement for the current username?
Best,
Lindsey Graham
PTMC | Social Media Director | Portfolio
Ext. 845
From: Victoria Javadi
The username that I’ve chosen is simply @thepitt. I’m aware that the hospital’s administration isn’t a big fan of “the Pitt” as a nickname, but I guarantee that it will be more effective as a Twitter handle.
Best,
Victoria Javadi | U Pitt Medicine | MS4
From: Lindsey Graham
I’ve spoken with the rest of the social media team and they’ve agreed to approve a temporary change as a trial run. If we decide that the change needs to be reversed, however, we expect full compliance.
All the best,
Lindsey Graham
PTMC | Social Media Director | Portfolio
Ext. 845
From: Victoria Javadi
Understood. Thank you for your cooperation!
Best,
Victoria Javadi | U Pitt Medicine | MS4
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Mom Shamsi
Victoria, what’s this I’m hearing about you having a Tik Tok account?
With a lot of followers, too?
I’ve told you over and over about the importance of internet safety
Victoria Javadi
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Mom Shamsi
You can’t ignore my texts forever.
Victoria Javadi
Read: 8:47 PM
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Dad Javadi
Vic why aren’t you replying to your mom’s texts?
Victoria Javadi
i’m not Not replying
i’m just weighing my responses
Dad Javadi
I know she can be hard on you, but she means the best
Let me know if you want to talk about anything
Victoria Javadi
thanks dad
Dad Javadi
Anything for my favorite daughter
Victoria Javadi
i’m your only daughter
Dad Javadi
Exactly
Lunch this weekend?
We can go to your favorite spot
Victoria Javadi
okay
thanks dad <3
Dad Javadi
I still don’t understand your little text shapes
Victoria Javadi
we’ve been over this dad
it’s a heart
Dad Javadi
Ah yes
Now I remember
< 3
There we go
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PTMC
@thepitt
Pittsburgh Trauma Medical Center is a Tier 1 trauma center, proudly serving the inner city and suburbs of Pittsburgh since 1942.
⚲Pittsburgh, PA
🔗ptmc.org
Joined in September 2015
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124 Tweets
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DR. J - 6 days ago
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tfw hr finds your tiktok…
#fyp #hrviolations #medstudentproblems #influencerlife #guystheygotme #floptok
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Hey guys okay so lowkey I’ve been exposed and the hospital’s HR department knows about my influencer lifestyle now…thank GOD they’re not mad about it but now they’re making me run their Twitter account for a week and I’m scared to say no because I feel like I’m in danger if I do. So if you guys want to follow me and watch the takeover, I’ll be on at the Pitt, P-I-T-T, on Twitter. Pray for me guys, I have no idea what’s going to happen. Okay bye for now.
nina roz
@HR department free my girl dr j she did nothing wrong!
Halle
Brb making a Twitter account just so I can follow you
emily
we will be there no matter what
jaq black
this can’t seriously be how hospitals operate
Priya G
@jaq black Can’t we all just suspend our belief for one little minute? Goddamn
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pitty rockers in the house tonite
Victoria Javadi
sitting in the social media dept
this place is scary
and boring
guys is anyone there
ugh are you all on shift
Dennis Whitaker
Trin and Mel are working today
I’m off
Victoria Javadi
huck get me out of here
Dennis Whitaker
Haha
You know you’re allowed to call me Dennis right
Victoria Javadi
well technically yes but it just feels wrong
Dennis Whitaker
Fair enough
I blame Trin
Also do you think we should add the other med students to the group? It might be nice to make more friends
Victoria Javadi
joy and emma maybe
they seem chill
ogilvie on the other hand…
Dennis Whitaker
Yeah he’s a lot
Victoria Javadi
i was going to say i’d rather deglove my own foot than share a group chat with him
but sure that works too
Dennis Whitaker
Got it
Dennis Whitaker added Emma Nolan
Dennis Whitaker added Joy Kwon
Dennis Whitaker
Hi guys! Welcome to the group
This is Whitaker
Victoria Javadi
victoria
i’m in jail rn
Joy Kwon
awesome
who’d you kill
Victoria Javadi
um
i’m not actually in jail
Joy Kwon
oh.
boring
Emma Nolan
Aw thanks for adding me!
Are you adding the other new guy too?
Victoria Javadi
no
Joy Kwon
no
Dennis Whitaker
No
Emma Nolan
Okay <3
Yay
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losers³
Trinity Santos
really
i clock in for ONE shift and you’ve opened the group chat gates to everyone and their mother
Victoria Javadi
i didn’t want them there
it was huck’s idea not mine
Dennis Whitaker
You didn’t say no!
I think it’ll be good to have a little new blood. And they’re both nice
Well Emma is nice. Joy is…
Interesting?
Trinity Santos
yeah i like joy actually
Victoria Javadi
you do?
Trinity Santos
she’s cool
Victoria Javadi
how much do you like her
like on a scale of 1-10
Trinity Santos
aw crash are you jealous
don’t worry you’re still my favorite loser
Victoria Javadi
jealous? who’s jealous
i couldn’t care less
Dennis Whitaker
Why do I always end up feeling like a third wheel in these conversations
Victoria Javadi
good call huck let’s change the subject
oh shit the social media lady just sent me a scary email
fuck my life gotta go
Trinity Santos
see ya
wouldn’t wanna be ya
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Trinity Santos
hey hucklefuck
don’t add anyone else to the losers chat okay
Dennis Whitaker
I won’t
That one’s just for us
Trinity Santos
good
Dennis Whitaker
You know
It’s weird but I almost get the feeling that you want Victoria in the inner circle
Trinity Santos
so what
she’s our friend okay even if she’s got a giant stick up her ass sometimes
she’s a day one
Dennis Whitaker
Oh of course
By the way I haven’t seen García in our apartment lately
Trinity Santos
question how much do you value your eyebrows
follow up question how distraught would you be to wake up and realize that they’d been shaved off in your sleep
Dennis Whitaker
No more questions. Got it
Thai for dinner?
Trinity Santos
sure
but only if you get something with two chili peppers this time. your stomach isn’t gonna strengthen itself
Dennis Whitaker
Ughhhhhh
Fine
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From:<[email protected]>
To: <[email protected]>
Subject: Twitter Content
Hi,
Just wondering what kind of content you want me to start producing on the Twitter account? On my TikTok I usually do things like grwm (get ready with me) videos or short educational clips about medical practices. Just looking to get a sense of the vibe I should be curating. Thank you.
Best,
Victoria Javadi | U Pitt | MS4
From: Lindsey Graham
Hi, thanks for checking in. Our department’s strategic approach to social media content strives for a friendly yet still professional tone that also promotes healthy lifestyle choices. Some easy markers to hit are hydration reminders, flu and vaccine shot promotions, and links to other health education resources. Let us know if you have any further inquiries.
Best,
Lindsey Graham
PTMC | Social Media Director | Portfolio
Ext. 845
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pitty rockers in the house tonite
Victoria Javadi
so the social media lady actually hates me
Trinity Santos
what NOW crash
Victoria Javadi
i’m in crisis okay
she wants me to tweet stupid things like “stay hydrated”
Trinity Santos
LMFAOOO
explain to her that you’re the mighty dr j
you’re too good for boring shit like that
Victoria Javadi
one of these days i swear to god i’m going to choke you out
Trinity Santos
heyyy
don’t threaten me with a good time
Mel King
Stop the violence
Emma Nolan
Omg Mel
Was that a Glee reference?
Trinity Santos
please god don’t bring up that show in the year 2026
Mel King
Becca and I love that show!
My favorite character is Mercedes
Emma Nolan
Soooo true
My favorite’s Santana
Dennis Whitaker
What’s Glee?
Trinity Santos
don’t ask. just don’t fucking ask
on an unrelated note, clear your night schedule for the next two months
Victoria Javadi
okay so no one wants to help ME with MY problems
Joy Kwon
try wording everything like a threat
people tend to pay more attention when they’re scared
Trinity Santos
hey new girl did anyone ever tell you you’re kinda weird
love your offputting vibes
Joy Kwon
thanks
seriously javadi try the threatening tone
it’ll work
Victoria Javadi
…
what the hell sure
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PTMC
@thepitt
reminder for everyone to vaccinate their kids. you might not believe in vaccination, but the diseases don’t believe in mercy
11:34 PM, 7/6/26
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lily greene
@lilGreen98
!!
Chadley
@MurricaFirst
Shut Up Libtard! Vaccines Are A Woke Lie
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PTMC
@thepitt
who else is currently up reading about the importance of getting regular std tests https://www.plannedparenthood.org/get-care/our-services/std-testing-and-treatment
1:02 PM, 7/6/26
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Cammie
@SpicyCammie
This is so crazy I just touched myself reading this tweet! OF link in bio
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PTMC
@thepitt
if you’re reading this, drink more water. once you’re dehydrated it’s too late.
2:51 PM, 7/6/26
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trinity
@trinidadsantos
this isn’t the worst tweet i’ve ever seen but it’s definitely in the top three
ali
@notjustanali
dr j is this you??
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Trinity Santos
hey dumbass
crazy idea but why don’t you tell your twitter followers it’s you tweeting
i bet they’ll go apeshit
Victoria Javadi
i literally did
i made a tiktok about the whole sitch yesterday
Trinity Santos
no like tweet it too
say something like
ayo it’s dr j in the house
and maybe add a selfie
Victoria Javadi
that’s actually not a terrible idea
Trinity Santos
yeah duh
it’s a GENIUS idea. bc i came up with it
Victoria Javadi
okay i wouldn’t go that far
Trinity Santos
i would
Victoria Javadi
hey question
just a quick q
how much do you like joy
Trinity Santos
i mean i can’t say i experience it much these days but it’s cool
Victoria Javadi
no you idiot
JOY
the new med student
Trinity Santos
oh her? she’s chill
why
Victoria Javadi
no reason just wondering
never mind
i’ll try your stupid idea tmr
Trinity Santos
okay weirdo
lemme know when you post i’ll tell huckleberry to hop online and support
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PTMC ft DR. J
@thepitt
dr j has clocked in
9:04 AM, 7/7/26
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cat
@frootloopsfan
THE QUEEN IS HERE
pen
@pennyforyourthots
hey (louder than everyone else)
cow milk drinker
@scattwhoreccio
wanna play 21 questions sure what’s your favorite color triangle my turn do you like girls
trinity
@trinidadsantos
whoa who told you to tweet this it must’ve been some hot sexy genius right
PTMC ft DR. J
@thepitt
@trinidadsantos no just this weird girl who won’t stop texting me
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PTMC ft DR. J
@thepitt
it’s a hot one out there today, remember to stay hydrated! xoxo, dr j
12:46 PM, 7/7/26
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sine
@aftereden
sooooo true queen
elena
@futchswag
the day’s hot but it’s not as hot as you tho
Dennis
@farmboy4real
Drinking water now👍also how do I change my username on here?
trinity
@trinidadsantos
@farmboy4real you don’t.
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PTMC ft DR. J
@thepitt
for anyone out there who has fireworks left over from the fourth, please safely and responsibly dispose of them. soak them in water and double-bag them before putting them in the trash. and if you’re still manning fireworks, be careful! pyrotechnic injuries can be nasty and our er is already overflowing.
3:21 PM, 7/7/26
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Barbara
@BCorden4
So helpful! Thank you for the tip Dr. J
m dog
@martymcdyke
too late i ate all my leftover fireworks
dragon new warm mountain
@midwesternblues
manning fireworks…MJ lenderman mentioned
fern
@arsonistslullaby
you tell em queen
PTMC ft DR. J
@thepitt
@arsonistslullaby have to say i’m surprised you agree with firework safety when your username has the word arsonist in it
fern
@arsonistslullaby
@thepitt girl help it’s a hozier song omg…i’m not a pyromaniac
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losers³
Victoria Javadi
i’m so over my twitter era
can’t believe im saying this but i yearn for the ed
have there been any good cases
Trinity Santos
yeah there was actually a line of interesting cases out the back door
they all ran inside for treatment the second they heard you were gone
Victoria Javadi
i’m going to blow up the earth
Trinity Santos
@fbi come get her
Dennis Whitaker
How come you guys can never just be nice to each other
Joy Kwon joined the group
Joy Kwon
they’re ragebaiting each other
it’s a form of foreplay
Joy Kwon left the group
Victoria Javadi
uh
Trinity Santos
what the fuck
how the hell did she get in here
Dennis Whitaker
I don’t know but I’m scared
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PTMC ft DR. J
@thepitt
doing something a little different today…Q and A time! ask me anything about being a med student #replypost
9:46 AM, 7/8/26
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kat
@soupfork
what’s your favorite color?
PTMC ft DR. J
@thepitt
@soupfork purple, specifically lilac
em
@vanderwaals
did you watch the wicked movie
PTMC ft DR. J
@thepitt
@vanderwaals yes! i love glinda
dr j’s lawyer
@iheartbush
sour or guts?
PTMC ft DR. J
@thepitt
@iheartbush they’re both perfect albums. but guts if i really had to pick one
Casey
@metsfan86
What’s the best part about working in emergency medicine?
PTMC ft DR. J
@thepitt
@metsfan86 you learn something new every day. also the fast pace is great for silencing your inner monologue
asia
@brdgesbvrn
what happened with that coworker you had beef with?
PTMC ft DR. J
@thepitt
@brdgesbvrn she’s still annoying me to this day
#realeater
@7breadlysins
would you ever consider being a surgeon
PTMC ft DR. J
@thepitt
@7breadlysins you sound like my mother. no i wouldn't
fuck ur yaoi hetslop
@jackieshaunas
what’s your letterboxd top 4
PTMC ft DR. J
@thepitt
@jackieshaunas pitch perfect, tangled, ladybird, munna bhai
trinity
@trinidadsantos
are you gonna stop being a little bitch and come out with us for your birthday
PTMC ft DR. J
@thepitt
@trinidadsantos no <3
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pitty rockers in the house tonite
Trinity Santos
attention everyone
TONIGHT. BLUE MOON. 9 PM.
IT’S CRASH’S BIRTHDAY BASH
BE THERE OR BE HOMOPHOBIC
Joy Kwon
who’s crash
Trinity Santos
javadi
duh
come on new girl step it up
Joy Kwon
dude i only get like six minutes of screentime per episode
i haven’t even canonically interacted with her yet
how am i supposed to know what her nickname is
Trinity Santos
literally what are you talking about
Joy Kwon
got a little too meta for a second
don’t worry about it
i’ll be there
Emma Nolan
I can come too!
Trinity Santos
heard
this is gonna be a night to remember
i got samira mckay princess and perlah on the guest list too
even dana said she might drop by
Emma Nolan
Oh god
I don’t know how to talk to Dana outside of work
I don’t even know how to talk to her At work
Trinity Santos
nah d’s a big softie once you get to know her
plus we’ll be doing so many shots it won’t matter
Victoria Javadi
guys really we don’t need to go out
i’m kind of just feeling a chill night at home tbh
Trinity Santos
no <3
Dennis Whitaker
Yeah so Trin’s already driving us to pick you up
We’ll be there in fifteen minutes
Victoria Javadi
i need to make more normal friends
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Dennis Whitaker
WhERe are.you and VIctoria
Trinity Santos
we’re.fucking
getting drinnks
Message 2/2 failed to deliver
Dennis Whitaker
WHAST
I jate my life
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Mom Shamsi
Victoria, where are you?
Are you staying at Trinity’s house tonight?
Victoria Javadi
Read 12:16 AM
Mom Shamsi
We’ll be speaking about this tomorrow.
Victoria Javadi
Read 12:17 AM
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Dennis Whitaker
I had to go to work but there’s food in the fridge for you
Also did you hook up with Victoria last night?
Trinity Santos
fucking what
no
what the fuck
Dennis Whitaker
Are you sure
Trinity Santos
if i had sex with victoria javadi i would remember it yes
how did this even cross your mind
Dennis Whitaker
You texted me about it
Scroll up
Trinity Santos
oh my fucking god
my texts didn’t all send
getting drinnks
there we go
Dennis Whitaker
Okay I see now
You’d tell me if anything happened with you guys though right
Trinity Santos
no
Dennis Whitaker
:(
Trinity Santos
god youre such a baby sometimes
yes i’d tell you
Dennis Whitaker
:)
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From: <[email protected]>
To: <[email protected]>
Subject: Request to Work Remotely
Good morning,
Sorry for the late notice but I’m feeling sick and I don’t think I’ll be able to make it in today. Can I run the Twitter account remotely today? Thank you in advance.
Best,
Victoria Javadi | U Pitt Medicine | MS4
From: Lindsey Graham
That should be fine for today. Thank you for reaching out. Feel better soon.
Best,
Lindsey Graham
PTMC | Social Media Director | Portfolio
Ext. 845
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pitty rockers in the house tonite
Victoria Javadi
i think i’m dying
Trinity Santos
same
Dennis Whitaker
Same
Joy Kwon
lol
this is why i stick with vodka sodas. no sugar, no hangover
Dennis Whitaker
You’re not hungover?
Joy Kwon
not really no
Emma Nolan
Hi guys! Sorry I missed all these, just got back from a run
Victoria Javadi
you went running?
this morning?
by choice?
Emma Nolan
Yeah but not too far haha
Just a quick three miles
Trinity Santos
i just threw up again at the thought of running three miles
don’t speak to me
Emma Nolan
Oh no :(
Don’t forget to hydrate!
Trinity Santos
doing my best
ughhhhh
whitaker can you bring the trash can to me
whitakerrrrrrr
Dennis Whitaker
I’m on shift
In the bathroom
There’s a trauma incoming
Gotta go
Trinity Santos
nooooo
Victoria Javadi
wait where tf even am i
this isn’t my house
Trinity Santos
yeah you’re in our living room you fell asleep on the couch last night
DONT puke on anything or i’ll kill you
Victoria Javadi
is this what it’s like being 21
my life sucks
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Victoria Javadi
am i actually in your apartment
Trinity Santos
literally yes you couldn’t leave ln
too drunk
Victoria Javadi
oh
Trinity Santos
it was fun tho
you did karaoke
Victoria Javadi
no i didnt
Trinity Santos
we got you on tape
Victoria Javadi
youre dead to me
Trinity Santos
promises promises
Victoria Javadi
is there any food here
why is there nothing in the fridge but redbull and ketchup
Trinity Santos
idk it was hucks turn to do the grocery shopping
blame him
Victoria Javadi
can we go get breakfast somewhere
Trinity Santos
are you asking me on a brunch date rn
Victoria Javadi
what? no
never mind. i’ll just starve
Trinity Santos
such a fucking drama queen
corner diner in fifteen?
Victoria Javadi
sure
wait i might have to throw up again
brb
Trinity Santos
crash?
you good?
Victoria Javadi
peachy
just don’t go into the bathroom for like an hour
maybe two
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PTMC ft DR. J
@thepitt
let’s all drink water and talk quietly and maybe wear sunglasses even if we’re indoor. for safety reasons
11:53 AM, 7/9/26
7K Likes • 2.1K Retweets • 431 Replies
in the plurb we all fam
@lezzinout
dr j queen are you okay you’ve barely tweeted today
PTMC ft DR. J
@thepitt
@lezzinout don’t worry i’m aliv
trinity
@trinidadsantos
@lezzinout @thepitt this just in: local prodigy makes easily avoidable spelling error on non-editable post
PTMC ft DR. J
@thepitt
@lezzinout @trinidadsantos i’m going to sue you into silence
trinity
@trinidadsantos
@lezzinout @thepitt let’s do it baby i know the law
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amber
@corvophobia
okay i don’t go here but is there something going on between dr j from tiktok and that one girl who replies to all her tweets
10:02 AM, 7/9/26
251 Likes • 19 Retweets • 42 Replies
wil
@terrornothorror
right they’re so buzzy…
I HATE HEATED RIVALRY
@gelphietron3000
oh for SURE
maye
@faithbuffythinker
idk if they’ve kissed but they’ve definitely explored each other’s bodies
DR J’S #1 FAN
@moderngirlll
Are you dumb? That girl is clearly one of Dr. J’s opps and she needs to get a life instead of camping in her replies
I HATE HEATED RIVALRY
@gelphietron3000
@moderngirlll okay but imagine the potential. enemies to lovers 100k slowburn let me cook
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glup shitto
@florencewelchfan
i saw a tweet earlier today about dr j from tiktok and this one girl who’s always in her twitter replies and it got me #thinking…remember that one annoying coworker dr j was always complaining about? i think twitter reply girl is the coworker in question
2:48 PM, 7/9/26
301 Likes • 34 Retweets • 56 Replies
leila
@boycommagenius
WAIT
abbi
@breadgetter69
hold on….
kya
@sealpilled
world stop.
get em banned
@polytrixslut
and suddenly…many things make sense
Elle
@LOTTIENATS
@polytrixslut What makes sense? Sorry I’m new here
get em banned
@polytrixslut
@LOTTIENATS tldr dr j used to complain about one of her coworkers being annoying and now the girl (?) is replying to all her tweets on the hospital account. and they’re being really gay about it
Elle
@LOTTIENATS
@polytrixslut Oh okay! Thank you
Hannah
@Stargirl67
@polytrixslut @LOTTIENATS Wtf? Dr J isn’t gay. You can’t just make up people’s sexualities on the internet
get em banned
@polytrixslut
@Stargirl67 @LOTTIENATS watch me bitch
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From: <[email protected]>
To: <[email protected]>
Subject: Online Engagement
Hi,
The social team has noticed that your “Q and A” session from the other day gained a lot of traction, despite the fact that it was not technically a pre-approved format of post for the hospital account. We would like you to make another tweet inviting the audience to ask you questions, although we do ask that you emphasize the medical aspect of the job rather than the personal. Thank you.
Best,
Lindsey Graham
PTMC | Social Media Director | Portfolio
Ext. 845
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mal
@gatorswag
i miss dr j when will she start making tiktoks again
10:29 AM, 7/11/26
835 Likes • 215 Retweets • 78 Replies
PTMC ft DR. J
@thepitt
@gatorswag when i’m out of social media jail at work i will i promise
mal
@gatorswag
QUEENNNNNNN i cant believe you replied
trinity
@trinidadsantos
@gatorswag @thepitt yeah how come you have time to answer tweets but not my texts huh
PTMC ft DR. J
@thepitt
@gatorswag @trinidadsantos oh my god i’m Busy. i’ll text you later
mal
@gatorswag
@thepitt @trinidadsantos when the neighbors argument sounds good af dot jpg
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Victoria Javadi
what do you want.
Trinity Santos
nothing i just wanted to annoy you
and it worked
Victoria Javadi
i hope you get hit by a bus
metaphorically speaking that is i don’t actually wish harm on anyone
Trinity Santos
lmao
regina george moment
Victoria Javadi
you like mean girls?
Trinity Santos
who the fuck doesn’t
whitaker n i are literally rewatching after i’m off shift
Victoria Javadi
cool
Trinity Santos
you could join if you wanted
you prob don’t have any other plans anyway
Victoria Javadi
literally die
Trinity Santos
you first
see you tonight
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PTMC ft DR. J
@thepitt
q and a part 2 is now live #askmeanything #replypost
9:18AM, 7/12/26
11.3K Likes • 402 Retweets • 1.9K Replies
gail
@honeysweet
pancakes or waffles?
PTMC ft DR. J
@thepitt
@honeysweet pancakes duh
Nance
@boneLibrarian
what’s the most interesting medical procedure you’ve done so far?
PTMC ft DR. J
@thepitt
@boneLibrarian we had a rib resection and anterior scalenectomy the other day that was really intriguing so probably that
daughter of cain
@fujokiller
when are they letting you out of twt jail
PTMC ft DR. J
@thepitt
@fujokiller two days #almostthere
virtuemoir lockdown
@santanalop3z
can you parallel park?
PTMC ft DR. J
@thepitt
@santanalop3z yes and i’m great at it like i’m literally the best parallel parker ever. i’ve never run over the curb and hit a fire hydrant even once
Becca
@beccaking96
What’s it like to work at the same hospital as your mom? Also, tell my sister I said hi!
PTMC ft DR. J
@thepitt
@beccaking96 deeply unfortunate. and okay i’ll tell mel next time i see her
suriya
@carrotcakeluvr
is @trinidadsantos the annoying coworker you used to talk about on tiktok?
PTMC ft DR. J
@thepitt
yes
trinity
@trinidadsantos
@carrotcakeluvr @thepitt wtf you made videos about me?
PTMC ft DR. J
@thepitt
@carrotcakeluvr @trinidadsantos like ONCE. to complain about you.
trinity
@trinidadsantos
@carrotcakeluvr @thepitt nvm i just looked on mel’s account and it’s like five different vids LMAO
PTMC ft DR. J
@thepitt
@carrotcakeluvr @trinidadsantos TWO. two videos.
trinity
@trinidadsantos
@carrotcakeluvr @thepitt you’re so obsessed with me it makes you look stupid
PTMC ft DR. J
@thepitt
@carrotcakeluvr @trinidadsantos
no i’m not??
suriya
@carrotcakeluvr
@thepitt @trinidadsantos oh my god #goals
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suriya
@carrotcakeluvr
GUYS WE FOUND THE COWORKER. REPEAT WE FOUND THE COWORKER
9:35 AM, 7/12/26
1.1K Likes • 246 Retweets • 79 Replies
jay
@metrosexuales
just saw the tweets…oh they r FUCKIN
suriya
@carrotcakeluvr
@metrosexuales and it’s NASTY!
nia
@aryastarks
they hit the coworker pentagon
supriya
@carrotcakeluvr
@aryastarks literally
alisanne
@ihatefrenchppl
me when i say shit with zero context #BanVagueTweeting
suriya
@carrotcakeluvr
@ihatefrenchppl oomf if you haven’t seen my 100 tweets about dr j and her gay coworker situationship that’s on you atp
trader joe’s chili lime chips
@televisionromance
and suddenly i’m not against rpf
suriya
@carrotcakeluvr
@televisionromance right because rpf doesn’t come from nowhere. yall were doing something!
val
@strapsucker420
okay but what’s her @ tho
suriya
@carrotcakeluvr
@strapsucker420 the coworker? @/trinidadsantos
val
@strapsucker420
@carrotcakeluvr just looked her up and she’s kinda…yeah
suriya
@carrotcakeluvr
@strapsucker420 YEAH !!
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Trinity Santos
dude what the fuck i just checked my phone
i have like two thousand new twitter followers
what is happening
Victoria Javadi
weird
who’d want to follow you
Trinity Santos
fuck you
seriously tho ppl keep following me
and they’re all dr j fans
this is so fucked
Victoria Javadi
oh well
just the price you have to pay when you’re associated with an influencer
Trinity Santos
you did not just refer to yourself as an influencer
Victoria Javadi
well i am one soooo
Trinity Santos
god i fucking hate gen z
Victoria Javadi
once again
we’re from. the same. generation.
Trinity Santos
nope
i reject that statement
Victoria Javadi
rejection doesn’t make it less true
Trinity Santos
damn alright
didn’t realize i was talking to the resident rejection specialist
Victoria Javadi
idk you know something about rejection too don’t you
Trinity Santos
what the fuck is that supposed to mean
Victoria Javadi
i heard you and garcia aren’t an item anymore
Trinity Santos
“an item” are you ninety years old
Victoria Javadi
whatever you know what i mean
Trinity Santos
and who the fuck told you that
Victoria Javadi
i have my sources
Trinity Santos
oh whitaker’s a dead man walking
Victoria Javadi
what happened with you guys?
you and garcia. not you and whitaker
Trinity Santos
nunya happened
Victoria Javadi
nunya?
Trinity Santos
nunya business
Victoria Javadi
…
Trinity Santos
LMAO
i can’t believe you fell for that
Victoria Javadi
what.
happened.
Trinity Santos
idk man
something something “i think we want different things”
et fucking cetera
Victoria Javadi
oh
sorry she dumped you then
Trinity Santos
what the fuck
why do you assume SHE dumped ME
Victoria Javadi
well didn’t she?
Trinity Santos
no actually
i was the one who broke it off
Victoria Javadi
you were?
why?
Trinity Santos
i’d tell you but i’d have to kill you
dude my fucking phone is glitching out from these twitter notifs
peace
Victoria Javadi
wait tell me
TELL ME
tell me
ugh
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claire - 5 days ago
@milflover89
48K Views
11K Likes
107 Comments
93 Shares
220 Saves
dr j more like dr GAY am i right
#fyp #lesbiandrama #thelword #wlw
[Audio Transcript]:
So like a lot of people on this app I’m a huge fan of that girl Dr. J who makes videos about being a med student and I know that’s not like niche at all but what might be kind of niche is the fact that I literally can’t stop thinking about whatever the hell is going on with her and that one coworker. Like I saw them replying to each other on Twitter the other day because obviously I’ve been following Dr. J’s Twitter takeover on like the hospital account or whatever and oh my god these bitches are insane. The coworker, her name is Trinity by the way, she’s always responding to Dr. J’s tweets and making fun of her and I know that’s probably like exactly the kind of stuff that Dr. J used to complain about in her video series about difficult coworkers, like everyone’s constantly annoying her and stuff, but the thing is that this Trinity girl is just down bad for her and it’s soooo obvious. Like this is classic like, boy pulling girl’s pigtails when he has a crush on her type shit except that A they’re both girls and B any boy pulling a girl’s pigtails in this day and age should be put in kindergarten jail, but anyways whatever it’s a metaphor okay. Like look at these tweets, I’ll put them up on the screen here so you guys can see. Coworker Trinity literally replies to every single one of Dr. J’s tweets on the hospital account like she wants that cookie so effing bad. My god these bitches gay good for them like if someone was flirting with me like this I would already be dropping my panties and getting on the bed. But I don’t think Dr. J knows what’s up for real because she seems to still be like complaining about coworker Trinity in a way that makes me think she hasn’t had the capital-A awakening yet but inshallah she will. I’ll be monitoring the situation okay that’s all for now bye gay people I’ll be back soon with more gay tea to spill
jen nguyen
YES omfg im so glad someone else is clocking this
big guy
i never thought about it liek this before but now i kinda ship them…
natalie
this is literally how i used to act with my crush and we’re engaged now
laney c
wait no they can’t be dating i need dr j to be single so she can fall in love with me :((
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mj
@aegyoedebiri
@trinidadsantos queen when are you going to feature in a dr j video. the people (me) want to see it
11:02 AM, 7/12/26
136 Likes • 58 Retweets • 24 Replies
trinity
@trinidadsantos
good question. @thepitt when AM i gonna get a feature
PTMC ft DR J
@thepitt
@aegyoedebiri @trinidadsantos and scare away my loyal followers? no thanks
mj
@aegyoedebiri
@trinidadsantos @thepitt we want the collab! #javantos
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Trinity Santos
wtf is “javantos”
Victoria Javadi
i think it’s like
our ship name
Trinity Santos
huh
Victoria Javadi
you know what ship names are right
it’s like how beca and chloe from pitch perfect are bechloe
or percy and annabeth from percy jackson are percabeth
Trinity Santos
most chronically online statement ever but okay
javantos is such a lame name though
we deserve something better
Victoria Javadi
this conversation is a fever dream
Trinity Santos
i’ve got it
we’re crashtos
get it
cause you’re crash and i’m santos
Victoria Javadi
that's a terrible ship name.
we shouldn't HAVE a ship name
we’re not a ship
Trinity Santos
well not with that attitude
so when am i getting a tiktok feature
Victoria Javadi
never
Trinity Santos
oh come on
bet we’d go viral
it’s what the people want
Victoria Javadi
who exactly are “the people”
Trinity Santos
gays on the internet idk
Victoria Javadi
yeah i’m good
thanks though
Trinity Santos
oh so you’re a homophobe
Victoria Javadi
no i’m not? don’t say that
i’m a dedicated ally to the community
Trinity Santos
a Real ally would let her lesbian friend feature in one little tiktok video
just one
Victoria Javadi
i am so going to regret this
fine
one video. we’ll make one video
and then you’ll never ask again hopefully
Trinity Santos
i make no promises
but hell yeah
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DR. J - 3 days ago
@docvadi
6.7M Views
1.3M Likes
5.4K Comments
1.2K Saves
7.8K Shares
she begged me to let her be in this
#fyp #doctorlife #coworkerproblems #shesannoying
[Audio Transcript]:
VJ: Dr. J here, for today’s video I have an unwanted guest. This is my coworker Trinity Santos, also known as Dr. Santos, also known as a giant pain in my ass.
TS: Such a sweet talker. Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
VJ: Okay why are you obsessed with my mother?
TS: Well I’m still waiting on that rec letter…
VJ: Can you just be normal for like thirty seconds?
TS: You’re the one who’s not being normal, Crash.
VJ: Don’t call me Crash on here.
TS: Why, do your fans not know the lore?
VJ: Shut up.
TS: Do they not know that I call you Crash because you saw a degloved foot on day one of your ED rotation and fainted in a heap on the ground?
VJ: You know what—
[Loud scuffling, video cuts off abruptly]
van
do they know it’s legal now
kaylee
i’m crying did you mean to post this
Abby Glen
I too fainted on my first day of ed rotation so i understand her fr fr
b.dot
this girl is soooooo fine wtaf if dr j doesn’t want her i’ll take her
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dr j lovebot
@christinagreys
@thepitt dr j what happened to your latest tiktok? i went to watch and it said it was deleted :/
7:18 PM, 7/13/26
46 Likes • 11 Retweets • 7 Replies
PTMC ft DR. J
@thepitt
trinity posted it without my consent so i had to delete
trinity
@trinidadsantos
@christinagreys @thepitt you sit on a throne of lies
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Mel King
Hi Dr J!
I love your Tiktok videos
Are you and Trinity Santos dating?
Victoria Javadi
uhh
excuse me?
Mel King
Oh my god I am so sorry
Becca took my phone while I was putting plates in the dishwasher
Those messages are from her, I would never invade your privacy like that
Victoria Javadi
oh haha
no worries!
just wondering tho, why does she think trinity and i would be dating?
Mel King
Well you guys have gotten pretty close I guess
And your interactions on Twitter appeal to the sort of “enemies to lovers” trope that’s really popular these days
Victoria Javadi
i wouldn’t say we’re REALLY close
Mel King
Doesn’t she drive you to work sometimes?
Victoria Javadi
well yeah because my car was in the shop
Mel King
And I’ve seen her bring coffee in for you
Victoria Javadi
she gets coffee for herself anyways
i don’t know why she started bringing me a cup but i didn’t ask her to
Mel King
Well maybe it’s not that big a deal then
I have been known to misinterpret social interactions
But I think you guys are pretty close
Closer than I am with anyone in the ED anyway
Victoria Javadi
huh
weird
Mel King
It’s okay I’m used to it
Between my busy schedule and Becca I often find it hard to establish deeper connections with people
Victoria Javadi
no i mean it’s weird that you think trinity and i are close
Mel King
Oh
Victoria Javadi
like i guess i just never really considered us to be actual friends
Mel King
I think you guys should date and be a power couple in the ER!
Victoria Javadi
you think so?
Mel King
Sorry! Becca took my phone again
We’re going to dinner now but I’ll see you next shift
Victoria Javadi
oh okay
enjoy!
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From: <[email protected]>
To: <[email protected]>
CC: <[email protected]>
Subject: Termination of Assignment
Good morning,
Just reaching out to remind you that effective tomorrow, your assignment to the social media department will be finished and you can return to active duty in the emergency department. The social media department has informed me that your efforts have increased user traffic on our platforms by 350%. Thank you for your hard work. In the future, I hope to see you display a little more discretion with regards to the things you share on your personal social media about your work at PTMC.
Be well,
Gloria Diaz
MBA | MHA | Director of PTMC
Ext. 228
From: Lindsey Graham
Seconded. Although your methods were unconventional and at times unprofessional, our engagement statistics have been undoubtedly transformed. We will be examining your work as an example for future content creation in order to maintain this new level of success.
Best,
Lindsey Graham
PTMC | Social Media Director | Portfolio
Ext. 845
From: Victoria Javadi
Thank you both so much. I will definitely be more cognizant of my actions on social media as they pertain to the hospital’s image. I’m excited to get back to work in the ED, but this experience has been a valuable one that has taught me the importance of a broadened perspective. I look forward to working together again someday.
Sincerely,
Victoria Javadi | U Pitt Medicine | MS4
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pitty rockers in the house tonite
Victoria Javadi
IM ALMOST FREEEE
worst experience of my fucking life
Emma Nolan
Free from what?
Victoria Javadi
twitter jail
i’ll be back in the ed in two days
Emma Nolan
Oh hooray!
Joy Kwon
thank fuck
ogilvie’s been even more of a little prick while you’ve been gone
Mel King
Should we really be talking negatively about him when he’s the only one not included in the group chat?
Joy Kwon
yes
Victoria Javadi
yes
Trinity Santos
yes
Dennis Whitaker
Yes
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Dennis Whitaker
Hey
You should do one more Q and A before you’re done with the Twitter thing
Victoria Javadi
you think so?
Dennis Whitaker
Yeah!
They’re fun to read
Victoria Javadi
i didn’t think you’d be such a fan
Dennis Whitaker
Well I have my reasons
Victoria Javadi
ohhhkay
sure huck i’ll do one last q and a just for you
Dennis Whitaker
Aw yeah
I can’t wait
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PTMC ft DR. J
@thepitt
last q and a before my twitter takeover ends! ask while you still can #replypost
9:03 AM, 7/14/26
15.6K Likes • 4.8 Retweets • 2.9K Replies
faith
@chasingchimera
did you get work fomo while you weren’t in the er lmao
PTMC ft DR. J
@thepitt
@chasingchimera honestly yes
but i’m a beerleader
@yurination
what’s your favorite place in the city?
PTMC ft DR. J
@thepitt
@yurination probably the oakland library
hannah
@wotsacimorelli
have u ever tried skyline chili i think it would rock ur world
PTMC ft DR. J
@thepitt
@wotsacimorelli no what is that
awnah
@fuckitiloveu
do you have a favorite book?
PTMC ft DR. J
@thepitt
@fuckitiloveu i’m currently reading all about love by bell hooks and it’s really good!
alysa liu nation
@virtuemoirs
are you single?
PTMC ft DR. J
@thepitt
@virtuemoirs yes but i’m kind of just trying to focus on my career right now
katherine
@stonefutchblues
is your coworker trinity single and does she like girls
PTMC ft DR. J
@thepitt
@stonefutchblues that’s really none of my business. or yours for that matter
trinity
@trinidadsantos
@stonefutchblues @thepitt yes i’m single yes i’m a lesbian. one at a time ladies
marisa
@atravesdelmar
@trinidadsantos @thepitt please give me a chance please please please please
brandi
@statesideremix
@atravesdelmar @trinidadsantos @thepitt girl be serious. she belongs with dr j and dr j ONLY
Dennis
@farmboy4real
Hi the scrub return is out of my size again can you please ask r&d to come restock ASAP please please
PTMC fr DR. J
@thepitt
@farmboy4real just asked, they should be there soon. hang in there huck!
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losers³
Trinity Santos
alright fuckleberry what was it today
blood?
shit?
cum?
Victoria Javadi
oh gross
do you have to say that it like that
Trinity Santos
dude i promise you “semen” is way more disgusting of a word
Victoria Javadi
okay yeah that’s worse actually
Trinity Santos
so what was it
Dennis Whitaker
Sigh
My old lady with the inflamed tonsils asked for some soft food so I gave her pudding
Turns out she really hates tapioca
She threw it at me and the cup exploded
Victoria Javadi
oh yikes
Trinity Santos
holy shit
diva down
Dennis Whitaker
I know right
It was humiliating
Trinity Santos
no not you
i was talking about the pudding cup
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tori
@girlgenius07
hi guys! new dr j fan here. just wondering do ppl actually ship her with that coworker girl?
11:48 PM, 7/14/26
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alina
@leatindykes
yes
buttoned to the top
@sexpal420
yes
sara has dr j brainrot | IFB
@likeidreamedit
hi bestie welcome! yes people do ship them, i personally think it’s a little weird but to each their own
manon
@skytoucher
yeah i don’t even believe in rpf like that but i think they gotta be fucking raw
tori
@girlgenius07
@skytoucher you do ? what makes you think that ??
manon
@skytoucher
@girlgenius707 okay lemme walk it back a little either they’re fucking or they haven’t fucked yet but the coworker girl is down ASTRONOMICAL for dr j and it’s so obvious
tori
@girlgenius07
@skytoucher i find that hard to believe.
manon
@skytoucher
@girlgenius07believe it sister
tori
@girlgenius07
@skytoucher is that actually the vibe they give off?
manon
@skytoucher
@girlgenius07 idk does a bear actually shit in the woods?
manon
@skytoucher
@girlgenius07 help did you just deactivate KJDSHFJDSF…i hope it wasn’t something i said
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Victoria Javadi
hey huck
can i ask you something
Dennis Whitaker
Sure what’s up
Victoria Javadi
you can’t tell trinity though
Dennis Whitaker
Okay?
Victoria Javadi
no i’m serious
like if she finds out i asked you about this my life is over
Dennis Whitaker
You’re starting to worry me a bit
Should I be worried
Victoria Javadi
no!
just promise you won’t tell her
Dennis Whitaker
Okay I promise
Victoria Javadi
okay
um
do you think that maybe, perhaps, possibly
trinity likes me
like, like likes me
Dennis Whitaker
I think I got lost somewhere in the likes
What was the question again
Victoria Javadi
dude
are you serious right now
Dennis Whitaker
It was confusing!
Victoria Javadi
i’m asking if you think trinity has feelings for me
like non platonic ones
Dennis Whitaker
Oh
Uh
Why do you ask
Victoria Javadi
apparently like half the people on twitter think that she’s in love with me and i just don’t know it
Dennis Whitaker
What about the other half?
Victoria Javadi
they think they’re dating already
Dennis Whitaker
Well you’re definitely not doing that
Victoria Javadi
i KNOW
are you being unhelpful on purpose
Dennis Whitaker
I don’t have anything to say about this
Except I do think you would be good for each other
Don’t tell her I said that either
Victoria Javadi
wait you do
Dennis Whitaker
Honestly yes
You’re kind of mean to each other a lot but it works
Victoria Javadi
no, trinity’s just mean to me
Dennis Whitaker
Hey you’ve started giving it back to her a little
Don’t sell yourself short
Victoria Javadi
whatever
that doesn’t mean we’d be a good couple
she definitely doesn’t even have feelings for me
the internet just loves blowing things out of proportion
Dennis Whitaker
Right
Victoria Javadi
…right?
Dennis Whitaker
Oh shit I gotta go
The doordash guy is here with our order
Talk later
Victoria Javadi
WAIT
argh
why does no one ever want to actually finish the conversation before they leave.
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PTMC
@thepitt
Hey besties! Check out the five initiatives that PMTC will be implementing this fall in order to improve the patient experience https://initiatives/pmtc/list
10:02 AM, 7/16/26
85 Likes • 2 Retweets • 110 Replies
siobhan
@splittheG
lol u r not dr j
jax
@moomintrollr
you can tell the normal twitter admin is back because this tweet sucks so bad lmfao
fara
@pwhlblunt
girl no one gaf about your initiatives we’re here for dr j and dr j only
yaz
@dunkiniced
L + ratio
pink goes good with green
@deprechemode
i know dr j isn’t doing the twitter takeover anymore but you guys should consider passing the phone to her sexy coworker santos instead
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DR. J - 2 days ago
@docvadi
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posting from the workplace today
#fyp #medstudentlife #idgaf
[Audio Transcript]:
Hi guys so I’m on my lunch break right now, that’s so weird to say because lunch breaks straight up don’t exist in the ED, but anyways I’m just putting out a quick video to say that today’s my last day in Twitter jail and I’ll be back to posting more regularly scheduled Tiktoks from now on. Um but if you followed the Pitt account on Twitter because of me, you should keep following it because it’ll make my bosses happy. Obviously the tweets won’t be as good without me writing them, but…
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Annie Lemieux
Yayyy I’ve missed your videos so much
daniela
DR J I LOVE YOU! COME TO BRAZIL!!!
sam
can you feature santos in more videos
jordan (she/they)
where’s santos? #javantos4life
lily no putian
give us more javantos content we’re starving
Sydney
Clicked on this video looking for your hot coworker and was extremely disappointed. Please fix this in your next video
halle
more trinity santos videos or ur filipinophobic #truthnuke
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Chismosas United
Princess
Hey Santos are you dating anyone right now?
Like maybe someone who works in the ED?
And has parents who work upstairs
Trinity Santos
you’re fucking joking
you’re on this wave now too?
Perlah
I keep telling her we’d know if you guys were dating
Princess
True
Nothing gets past us
Trinity Santos
yeah except the fact that your last bf was a cheating ho
Princess
RUDE!
But seriously, if you’re not dating Javadi you should be
I’m team Javantos
Trinity Santos
please for the love of god shut up
and our ship name is crashtos not javantos
Perlah
Wait that is better actually
Either way we support it
Trinity Santos
you guys are being ridiculous
i don’t even like crash that much
Princess
Riiiight
And that’s why you made us plan an entire birthday party for her
Perlah
She’s got you there I fear
Trinity Santos
putangina ka talaga
i’m outta here
Princess
Good idea!
Go text Javadi instead of us
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Trinity Santos
huck can you send the damn photos of us from crash’s birthday already
i’ve asked like five times
huckleberryyyyyyy
Dennis Whitaker
I’m about to shower!
I’ll do it after
Brb
Trinity Santos
dude.
fuck it i’ll do it myself
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Trinity Santos
hey crash
you got a minute?
Victoria Javadi
extremely ominous way to open a conversation but okay
what’s going on
Trinity Santos
did you seriously fucking ask whitaker if i have gay feelings for you.
Victoria Javadi
what?
no!
Trinity Santos
you’re such a bad liar
Victoria Javadi
okay i might have asked him something sort of similar that he could have interpreted as me asking about the thing you’re saying
but it’s totally not a big deal
Trinity Santos
the fuck it’s not
Victoria Javadi
you weren’t even supposed to find out!
did he tell you?
Trinity Santos
no he’s not that much of a dick
i just went on his phone and saw the texts
Victoria Javadi
you guys go through each other’s phones?
Trinity Santos
not like as a habit
i was waiting for him to send me pics and i got impatient
his password is so easy too it’s literally just 1234
Victoria Javadi
oh wow
no offense but i feel like you guys might be getting a little too codependent
Trinity Santos
don’t try to redirect me with therapy speak
you were asking my naive innocent little cornfed farmfuck roommate for intel on me
that’s low crash. real low
what’s next, kicking grandmothers? taking candy from babies?
Victoria Javadi
it’s not that deep
there’s just A Lot of people on the internet who think you’re in love with me or something
i guess i got curious
Trinity Santos
in LOVE with you???
be serious
Victoria Javadi
they said it not me!
Trinity Santos
unbelievable
Victoria Javadi
i’m sorry okay
there i said it
can you just confirm you don’t like me and we’ll pretend this never happened
Trinity Santos
what? no
Victoria Javadi
what
why
Trinity Santos
why should i have to confirm that
Victoria Javadi
um, so we can both get closure from a messy situation?
Trinity Santos
there you go with the damn therapy speak again
i’m not confirming shit
Victoria Javadi
yes you are
Trinity Santos
no i’m not
Victoria Javadi
yes you are
Trinity Santos
no i’m not
Victoria Javadi
well i’m not talking to you until you confirm or deny so there
Trinity Santos
well IM not talking to YOU until you apologize for asking whitaker about me
Victoria Javadi
i literally already did
Trinity Santos
oh yeah
well you should have to do it again
Victoria Javadi
no?
Trinity Santos
okay then i’m not talking to you
Victoria Javadi
well i’m not talking to you either
Trinity Santos
cool then i guess we’re never speaking again
Victoria Javadi
fine
Trinity Santos
FINE
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trinity
@trinidadsantos
arguing with a hot girl is so hard it’s like okay you’re wrong but damn i still want you
9:04 PM, 7/16/26
602 Likes • 94 Retweets • 31 Replies
thea
@clairogenius
so true bestie
linz
@kinderbuenofan
been there…stay strong soldier
ash
@sydneyprescotts
are you single i mean what’s wrong do you like loser femmes i mean what happened are you free thursday i mean i’m here for you
Holly
@andtheivy
Wait is this about Dr. J
celeste
@bratsummer
@andtheivy oh my god it so totally is
hot girls for zohran
@dtrainhater
@andtheivy @bratsummer @trinidadsantos omg javantos real…
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losers³
Dennis Whitaker
We’re literally all in the same room right now.
Are you guys still not talking to each other?
Victoria Javadi
tell her i’ll talk to her again once she confirms that she doesn’t like me
Trinity Santos
tell HER she can pound sand unless she apologizes to me
Dennis Whitaker
This is ridiculous
Do you guys even understand what you’re fighting about anymore
Victoria Javadi
it’s trinity’s fault
if she’d just come out with it and tell me she doesn’t have feelings for me then we could be fine
Dennis Whitaker
God grant me patience
Let me get this straight. You want Trinity to say she doesn’t have feelings for you?
Victoria Javadi
yes
Dennis Whitaker
And she won’t do it?
Victoria Javadi
no
Dennis Whitaker
Hm
Do you have any idea why that might be
Trinity Santos
hey wait a minute
Victoria Javadi
well i’m assuming it’s because she lives to torment me
Dennis Whitaker
Not quite
Trinity Santos
huckleberry
Dennis Whitaker
trin
Victoria Javadi
okay why are we just saying each other’s names now
Dennis Whitaker
I’m locking you guys in the apartment to figure it out
Until then I’ll be up on the farm with Amy
Where we’re NORMAL friends with NO benefits
Dennis Whitaker left the group
Victoria Javadi
wait
Trinity Santos
huckleberry get back here
HUCKLEBERRY
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Victoria Javadi
okay
i guess we should figure this out
Trinity Santos
why are you still texting me. we’re sitting on the same couch
Victoria Javadi
well this way i’m not technically talking to you
i get to maintain my integrity
Trinity Santos
christ on a fucking cross
Victoria Javadi
why is this so difficult
Trinity Santos
dude you’re the one making it difficult
Victoria Javadi
i don’t get why you won’t just do it
Trinity Santos
do what
Victoria Javadi
tell me you don’t have feelings for me!
i genuinely don’t understand why that’s so much to ask
Trinity Santos
jesus crash
for a genius you sure are stupid as shit sometimes
Victoria Javadi
you’re seriously going to call me stupid?
i can pull up my official iq score right now.
and i bet it decimates yours
Trinity Santos
holy fucking shit you’re actually insufferable
i can’t believe your giant head fits through the doors of the pitt
Victoria Javadi
fuck you
Trinity Santos
fuck YOU
Victoria Javadi
this is so fucking stupid
like okay weirdly enough i have kind of started to enjoy your company
not at the present moment obviously but in general
so could you just tell me you don’t like me like that and we can go back to normal
Trinity Santos
do you even know what normal is
Victoria Javadi
well your baseline score for irritating me is about a 65 and right now you’re pushing 100
so you tell me
Trinity Santos
brb putting my head through drywall
Victoria Javadi
wait don’t do that
Trinity Santos
hyperbole. look it up
check the data banks in your ginormous brain
Victoria Javadi
i’m calling on all 33 major deities to smite you down rn
starting to think that you’re just refusing to cooperate just to aggravate me
Trinity Santos
right
yep
that’s the most logical conclusion to draw here
Victoria Javadi
what else could it possibly be
unless you do actually have feelings for me i genuinely can’t fathom any other option
trinity?
i see you typing
wait.
Trinity Santos
whatever
WHATEVER
jesus is it really that impossible for you to imagine that someone likes you
i mean i get it like if i were you i'd doubt it too
but yeah
Victoria Javadi
no
Trinity Santos
trust me i’m mad about it too
Victoria Javadi
you don’t like me
Trinity Santos
bitch yes i do
you really think i’d humiliate myself by saying all this if i didn’t?
Victoria Javadi
you literally don’t
name five things you like about me
Trinity Santos
fuck off
i’m not stroking your ego like that
Victoria Javadi
you’re mean to me all the time
Trinity Santos
it's called flirting
Victoria Javadi
you were hooking up with garcia for months
Trinity Santos
yeah cause i thought you were doing your thing with mateo
plus your crush on mckay
also garcía was a fun lay tbh it’s not like i was gonna be celibate waiting for you or something
but. yeah
Victoria Javadi
hang on
you dumped garcia because of me?
Trinity Santos
okay i didn’t DUMP her we weren’t dating
Victoria Javadi
you still did it though
i’m stunned
all those times i thought you were obsessed with torturing me and it turns out you were just obsessed with me period
Trinity Santos
oh fuck OFF
next subject let’s go
Victoria Javadi
no i’m enjoying this
for someone who claims to be ran through, you don’t have much game
Trinity Santos
i have game crash fuck you
i have moves up my sleeve that’ll fold you in half
Victoria Javadi
like what
asking me to solve more square roots
Trinity Santos
not exactly
come over here for a sec
Victoria Javadi
i feel like this is a trap and you’re really going to murder me because i exposed you
but okay
Trinity Santos
put your phone down
Victoria Javadi
what
oh
wait we should probably text huck and say iiohnnvfdkkkkdf
wnksdl3^3@!u98&*843
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losers³ (v2)
Dennis Whitaker
Hey guys
How’s the conflict resolution going
Helloooooo
Anyone here?
Trinity Santos
Audio Message: 35 Seconds
Transcript Unavailable
Dennis Whitaker
?
Trinity Santos
shit didnt mean to send
Victoria Javadi
DONTLISTEN TO THAT
Dennis Whitaker
Too late
I’ll just take that as a sign that you guys are good again
And then go pour bleach in my ears
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trinity
@trinidadsantos
me and the bad bitch i pulled by being annoying af
that one pic with shabana sitting on isa’s lap.jpg
10:38 AM, 7/18/26
2.6K Likes • 724 Retweets • 369 Replies
indy
@indiglow
omfg i KNEW IT
hallie
@flagpants
damn didn’t know dr j got down like that #respect
penelope :) HANA DAY!!
@bentoboxes
two queens maximizing their joint slay
nebulous rabbit
@badbunnysidepiece
i’m just gonna join somebody else relationship…scoot over bitch i love you
suriya
@carrotcakeluvr
JAVANTOS REAL JAVANTOS REAL THIS IS NOT A DRILL JAVANTOS REAL
trinity
@trinidadsantos
@carrotcakeluvr it’s crashtos actually
suriya
@carrotcakeluvr
@trinidadsantos wait that’s so much better…your MIND
PTMC
@thepitt
@trinidadsantos @carrotcakeluvr i refuse to be known as crashtos delete this or i’m dumping you
trinity
@trinidadsantos
@thepitt @carrotcakeluvr wrong account babe
PTMC
@thepitt
@trinidadsantos @carrotcakeluvr oh fml
suriya
@carrotcakeluvr
@trinidadsantos @thepitt IM CRYING I LOVE YOU GUYS
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From: <[email protected]>
To: <[email protected]>
Subject: Cease and Desist
Hi,
Just wanted to let you know that although I and the rest of the department sincerely appreciate your recent contributions to the hospital Twitter account, we do request that you now log out of the account and refrain from using it for personal reasons. Thank you.
Best,
Lindsey Graham
PTMC | Social Media Director | Portfolio
Ext. 845
From: Victoria Javadi
Oh I’m so sorry, that was a complete accident. I will log out right now. Thank you and sorry again
Best,
Victoria Javadi | U Pitt Medicine | MS4
—Sent from my iPhone
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losers³ (v2)
Dennis Whitaker
Hey guys
Could you please keep it down
Just a little
I’m so tired
Please
Guys?
Guysssssss
I need to move out so bad
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Dennis Whitaker
Hey! Are you busy tonight?
Samira Mohan
Yes, sorry
Working on my case study
Why what’s up?
Dennis Whitaker
Our apartment right now is not a safe space for anyone with ears
That’s all I’ll say
Samira Mohan
Haha
You got this Whitaker
Hang in there
Dennis Whitaker
Thanks Dr. Mohan
Samira Mohan
Any time
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Dennis Whitaker
Heyyy
I know it’s been a while, but are you free right now?
Kim Tate
Read: 10:04 PM
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Dennis Whitaker
Hey!
It’s Whitaker
From work
Mateo Díaz
Oh hey dude
What up
Dennis Whitaker
Sorry haha this is so random but would you want to hang out tonight
We could grab a beer
Watch some kind of sports game
Mateo Díaz
I didn’t peg you as a sports guy tbh
Dennis Whitaker
I’m not really
I just figured maybe you were
Mateo Díaz
Lol that’s fair
Let’s get a beer, we can figure out the sports thing later
Dennis Whitaker
Really?
Mateo Díaz
Yeah man let’s do it
Carson City @10.45?
Dennis Whitaker
Awesome
See you there
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Dennis
@farmboy4real
Boys night @mateodiazepam
whitaker and mateo with beers.jpg
11:38PM, 7/20/26
10 Likes • 1 Retweet • 4 Replies
Mateo
@mateodiazepam
Hell yeah brother
trinity
@trinidadsantos
where was my invite tf
Dennis
@farmboy4real
Must have gotten lost in the mail
PTMC
@thepitt
@farmboy4real @mateodiazepam @trinidadsantos trinity’s tweeting that like she’s not literally in bed with me right now
trinity
@trinidadsantos
@thepitt @farmboy4real @mateodiazepam shut up crash. also you’re still on the wrong account
PTMC
@thepitt
@farmboy4real @mateodiazepam @trinidadsantos FUCK