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Cell
- In a world where he lived, I think having someone by his side would've helped that attitude of his. Granted, you wouldn't be able to control all that narcissism, but there are plenty of tactics that get him to delay destroying the world by a week or two. Having sex puts it on 'indefinite hiatus'. He's shockingly easy to manipulate, and the longer you stay together, the easier it gets for him to give and do what you want. He grumbles and complains about obeying you, but he'll do it. No matter what it is.
- Cell's a charmer. If by some inexplicable reason you capture whatever's in his chest first, in his mind, you've already accepted his advances and you're happily together. He doesn't call you a partner or any pet names, his defaults are 'mate' or 'pet', but he doesn't treat you anywhere near like one. Once you two are long term, he won't stop flirting with you. He's insatiable and relentless. He's perfection and he doesn't settle, let him make you feel perfect, damnit. He calls you difficult if you're not good at accepting compliments or praise.
- He still absorbs stuff in his perfect form; even perfection gets hungry from time to time. It starts off with him causing havoc and consuming humans as normal, but he eventually starts to feel bad and swaps to just absorbing animals or livestock. Although he's a meat-eater, Cell has a really good palette. Getting him to eat normally is the hard part, but he likes whatever you make him. If you're a bad cook, he will tease you about it, but will still eat it. Eats anything.
- Cell has a thing for softer bodies. Yes, I'm well aware of the meme but by all accounts it does make sense. He's all hard exoskeleton(?) and muscle. All his known physical contact is either fighting or absorption, so he eventually becomes a sucker for it. He likes to squeeze where its softest since it feels like he's exploiting your weaknesses and winning this non-existent fight. Let him lay his head on your stomach... Regardless of him being probably the heaviest thing in existence.
- Cell's approach to sex is shockingly scientific and methodical. He's figuring out things he didn't even know he knew here, considering his brain is a big fat computer. He knows exactly where to stimulate you to give you a good experience. He's not gentle about it, though, those claws are sharp. Bit of a biter, but that's only when he gets super into it. His hormones are pretty much all over the place before, during and after sex; they can never quite balance themselves out.
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Frieza
- Frieza is a big red flag, and he knows it. But, if your favourite colour is red, be his guest to try and woo him. He gets flustered easily but plays hard to get, it's never that easy to get a Lord to fall in love with you... Right? He still throws temper tantrums into your relationship, and it's quite easy to set him off. He doesn't apologise and holds grudges. But if you start doing whatever he says and spoil him a bit, you'll be back in his good books quicker. If you stick around for a long, long time, he eventually concedes and improves his attitudes. Key word 'improves'.
- His relationships are never public, regardless of if you're a part of the Frieza Force or not. Hypothetically, if anyone found out, they'd be dealt with quickly and swiftly by his own hand. But that'll never happen, because he's Frieza. He's incredibly cunning and intelligent and a genius strategist, keeping something as simple as a relationship a secret is nothing. He's managed to keep all his previous flings before you from you anyway. Don't bring up his sex life.
- Frieza race are hermaphrodites, so naturally, Frieza has both. He's a power bottom all the way; very very bossy. If you don't do what he wants exactly right, he gives you this specific look to tell you to up your game. Black lipstick gets everywhere, even on places you don't even remember his lips going. Being bad at sex is not tolerated in the Frieza force.
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Beerus
- Beerus is really, really easy. He's a big pervert and is both too old and doesn't care enough to hide it anymore. Whis is also too over it to scold him either; he was so much worse for this sort of behaviour before he became emotionally attached to Earth and its food. He's a very greedy man and liked to sleep around a lot in his earlier days, but now that's all completely forgotten to him. He's more preoccupied with napping and eating these days to really care about romance or having a committed relationship, he'll just outlive them anyway. More sweets please.
- If someone did ever manage to catch his eye, he's not subtle at all and immediately just starts to check you out. That one isn't even a headcanon. Beerus is a fan of a big butt, so his eyes immediately run down to your backside and then he makes sure the rest of you is satisfactory for a destroyer such as himself. Once he has permission, his hands do not stay off your ass. When he's passing by you get a thorough smack on the butt, he lays his head down and starts kneading it when he's bored, he falls asleep on it.
- His attachment to Earth food eventually blossoms into being a big foodplay fan. If there's a ever moment in his palace when it's completely empty and he's awake, put on an apron, nothing else and serve him a big delicious treat. Alternatively, you could give him a can of whipped cream and offer him free reign. His tongue is immediately all across your body, lapping up the taste of the cream and your sweet skin. After he's through, that can gets tossed aside and he focuses himself on giving you oral.
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Jiren
- That composure is air tight... Or so you think. Jiren is socially incapable and inadequate. Before the tournament of power, he was fundamentally broken and abused too much to even think about going outside or talking to someone that isn't Toppo or Belmod. He spends most of his time meditating and training his body to absolute mad levels in complete darkness. He's a bit of an agoraphobe and gets slightly on edge when dealing with anything social, it took him a long time to start speaking to other pride troopers. Once he started coming out of his shell, they love him. Showing him the wonders of comradeship is helpful for his mental health, like going out on patrol together or helping him find out what he's interested in. In turn, he's starts distancing himself from Belmod and disobeying his orders in favour of what he wants.
- On the alternative, when he starts to crush on someone, those feelings hit like a ton of bricks. It's helpful for him to translate his feelings into a physical sensation, and falling in love for him is like being punched in the face and not knowing how to retaliate. Whether you're a pride trooper or not, Jiren gets incredibly nervous around people he's attracted to. His face stays stoic as ever, but he gets bright red and forgets how to speak. As funny as it is, please don't laugh, he's trying his best here. He's very sweet and likes to speak to you whilst he's on patrol at night, since being in the dark seems to be a comfort for him.
- Jiren is all muscle, and incredibly top heavy. He has a huge pair of arms and a big chest, perfect for you to lay your head on. He has an equally big heart too, both in the sense that he's a treasure and his heartbeat gets very quick and loud when you touch him. He also has a nice ass, but lets out a yelp if you squeeze it, even if he asked you to. At even the thought of anything remotely suggestive, he gets really turned on really quickly and pops a boner. His balls are huge.
- He likes to hold you really close when he can, considering he's at his most affectionate in private and in the dark. He holds you tight and secure, to make sure nothing can hurt you or take you away from him like everything else was. He does fall asleep like that, and his nightmares have gone down significantly since he began doing that. Lots of positive and healthy habits seem to pop up when you're around, so he does his best to help you out too.
- Give him time and those beige (or grey) flags turn bright green.
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Broly (Super)
- Broly is a lot like Jiren, in the sense that he's too fundamentally broken and ill equipped socially to even think about finding a partner or romantic encounter in the beginning. There's a few recuring characters when Broly pops up into your life, saiyan or otherwise. He's learnt to go to certain people for certain things, like Goku for fighting, Vegeta for saiyan knowledge and Cheelai and Lemo for anything else. Gaining his trust isn't as easy as you think, since he's grown a bit more vigilant to manipulation and knows what is friendly and what isn't. Broly takes an incredibly long time to understand what love is, and what it means for him physically and mentally. You're more likely to fall for him before he falls for you.
- Broly has his own ways of expressing affection towards you. A big one is he likes to bring you gifts, but not like an animal, he puts effort into his gifts for you with the help from others. Most of the time, they're fluffy things. His best gift to you was an enormous blanket the two of you like to share, whilst watching the sky on Beerus' planet after he's done with his training. He also shares his food with you, which is rare for a saiyan. Considering his size and after he gets used to being fed, he eats a lot more than Goku or Vegeta. Broly likes to rest his head on your chest and listen to your heartbeat, to him, it means you're alive and happy!
- It takes a bit of work to put a lid on his temper and power, and you're not immune to being a part of the crowd that helps him with it. Being on the receiving end of his uncontrollable power is never pleasant, and actively a bit of a danger if you're not strong enough to handle it on your own. Keeping Broly at peace and talking to him is a good way of keeping it at bay. He's an incredible listener, and he becomes a better conversationist once he learns more words.
- Broly likes to lay on your lap, and have your hands run through his thick, messy hair to keep him grounded sometimes. As much as he likes to talk, a quiet moment where he's not on edge is appreciated too. If you look down at him, with a comforting smile and not a single worry in the world, maybe that might be the moment where he finally understands what it means to love someone.
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Hit
- Hit understands the type of man he is, one thousand years of living gave him enough experience to figure out this whole 'dating' thing from inside and out. His exterior is like something from a movie: mysterious, cold, something easily 'fixable' by customary standards. But underneath all those built up layers of stoicism, he's a very different man. He has a bit too much faith in his abilities, a lot of pride and a short temper. He goes from being fully interested to never responding again if you rub him the wrong way.
- He's another one of Dragon Ball's old perverts, but at least he's classy and inconspicuous about it. He has a bit of a wandering eye when he's single, but doesn't focus much on conventional beauty, he thinks its frivolous. It's tough to get him to stick around for more than one night, or even meet him again in general, so he's a hard man to impress. He's a fan of people with interesting personality traits, or things that might make a person's appearance unique, like birthmarks, scars or wearing glasses. He's a fan of bottom heavy people too, having hips he can sneakily smack as he passes by lowers his cynicism for an hour or two. He pays for porn magazines since he hates using computers to find free porn online.
- Hit smokes, a lot, swapping between expensive cigars and cigarettes. He uses expensive cologne but if you're close to him for too long, the undercurrent of tobacco is there. Of course, if you or anyone else he likes doesn't approve of the habit or thinks it smells bad, he'll stop doing it around you. He doesn't exactly live anywhere, hopping from hotels or hanging out at Champa's planet when he wants stability... But he doesn't respect Champa or Vados enough to quit the habit in their home. Has gotten kicked out multiple times and they wish he'd just buy a spaceship already.
- In terms of committed relationship, he treats you very well! You stay far, far away from his assassin business, and a lot of the time he's away from home. He makes it up to you though with being spoiled rotten with gifts or in the bedroom, considering none of his huge fortune gets spent on anything outside of necessity. He is very committed to you, so by extension some of his habits slip away too, like the overworking. He just keeps you in his lap for hours, burying his face in your shoulder and most of the time, falling asleep there.
- Having many flings, partners and possibly even married once or twice gave him plenty of experience with sex. He's not got a particularly proud history, but it's enough for him to understand how to make you feel good. He prefers to take you from the back, since he doesn't talk during it and likes to grunt right in your ear when you're tight around his cock, whatever hole he's sticking it in. He's a bit vanilla, but he has a thing for stockings and holds you down by your neck. Secretly wants to breed you but he has enough self control not to.