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IVE LOST ALL ME SPICY MEMES

Summary:

sxnshinebby has added mmmilkboi to the chat!

sxnshinebby: everyone....this is my dear husband.... swAGEYAMA TOBIYOLO

mmmilkboi: tHATS NOT MY NAME U SHIT

notbtsuga: NO SWEARING

noyaoyaoyaoi: OH NO

memeoverlord: bRO WHAT HAPPENED

noyaoyaoyaoi: IVE LOST ALL ME SPICY MEMES

noturdad: ???

memeoverlord: nOt UR SPICY MEMES NOO

matsurmom: GASP

hanapapi ;) : GASP X2

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the haikyuu!! text fiC NO ONE FUCKING ASKED FOR

Notes:

sxnshinebby — hinata
mmmilkboi — kageyama
notbtsuga — suga
noturdad— daichi
noyaoyaoyaoi — noya
memeoverlord— tanaka
matsurmom: mattsun
hanapapi ;) : hanamaki
space princess: oikawa
h.iwaizumi: iwaizumi
saltyshima: tsukishima
gucciyama: yamaguchi
azuasahi: asahi
nyanyabitch: kuroo
kzme: kenma
hoothoehoot: bokuto
ak.aashi : akaashi
echikaaaaraa: ennoshita
tenten-chan: tendou
ushiwakawaka: ushijima
sprinkle of gay: yachi
ur gay bff: kiyoko

(will probably change throughout the story but these is what they all start as)

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

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sxnshinebby has added gucciyama to the chat! 

sxnshinebby has added saltyshima to the chat! 

sxnshinebby has added mmmilkboi to the chat! 

sxnshinebby has added noyaoyaoyaoi to the chat! 

sxnshinebby has added memeoverlord to the chat! 

 

noyaoyaoyaoi: WHATS UP HOMOS 

noyaoyaoyaoi: shIT I MEANT HOMIES*** 

memeoverlord: no u didnt

noyaoyaoyaoi: lmao u rite 

saltyshima: werre not gay 

sxnshinebby: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 

mmmilkboi: whY r u lying to our senpais 

gucciyama: tf is this 

gucciyama: TSUKKI YOU DIDNT SAY THAT KAST NIGHT WHEN 

saltyshima: sTop right there 

noyaoyaoyaoi: R MY KOUHAIS GETTING LAID BEFORE ME 

memeoverlord: O SHIT 

 

sxnshinebby has added notbtsuga to the chat! 

 

notbtsuga: y am i here 

sxnshinebby: trashyshima says were not gay 

notbtsuga: well 

notbtsuga: ur wrong 

notbtsuga: i can confirm that ALL of my kids r gay 

notbtsuga: specially u tsukishima 

gucciyama: damn right he is 

saltyshima: shUT UP YAMAGUCHI 

notbtsuga: BE NICE 

  notbtsuga has added noturdad to the chat! 

noyaoyaoyaoi: O SHIT ITS DAD 

noturdad: wgat

noturdad: what* 

notbtsuga: hey bb :^) 

noturdad: hey suga

sxnshinebby: DAIXHI XYVSYUNSJSBHVS HELLO 

mmmilkboi: hello 

gucciyama: heY 

memeoveelord: y didnt u guys say hi to me 

noyaoyaoyaoi: bc u suck 

notbtsuga: sucks diCk 

sxnshinebby: 00000000: 

noyaoyaoyaoi: FCBMUHDBCJLHDSBCUHDUHBCEIE SUGA

memeoverlord: he aint wrong 

noturdad: im so confused 

noyaoyaoyaoi: u sound like asahi 

noyaoyaoyaoi: speaking od asahi 

 

noyaoyaoyaoi has added azuasahi to the chat! 

 

azuasahi: what

noturdad: hey asahi :) 

azuasahi: oH FRICK 

noturdad: whats wrong asahi :)))) 

gucciyama: rip asahi-san 

sxnshinebby: whAt happened 

notbtsuga: NOT HERE UR GONNA SCARE THE FIRST YEARS 

noyaoyaoyaoi: if they still here after seein daichis angry face then they ok 

noturdad: whats that supposed to mean nishinoya ? :)))) 

noyaoyaoyaoi: GTG 

memeoverlord: rip noya 

notbtsuga: how r my kids today 

sxnshinebby: good :D 

gucciyama: doin just dandy :3 

mmmilkboi: u know just slowly drowing in my thoughts and thinking about how bad thinhs can go wrong but im here 

saltyshima: sadly

gucciyama: tSUKKI THATS ROOD 

sxnshinebby: y r u like this kagayama 

notbtsuga: wHO TF TOOK MY NAMJOON BLANKET 

memeoverlord: THEY DONT EVEN SELL THOSE 

notbtsuga: i made it 

notbtsuga: I LEFT IT IN MY ROOM SND ITS GONE NOW WTF 

memeoverlord: tragic 

notbtsuga: TANAKA 

notbtsuga: DID U TAKE IT 

memeoverlord: wHAT NO WTF WHY WOULD I TAKE THAT 

noyaoyaoyaoi: NO WAY HOLY SHIT RYUU UR INTO KPOP 

memeoverlord: NO THATS GAY 

notbtsuga: DAICHI HAD IT 

noturdad: it is a soft blanket. 

notbtsuga: DONT TOUCH IT ILL CUT UR DICK NEXT TIME 

azuasahi: wow

azuasahi: noya pls never go to those extremes... 

noyaoyaoyaoi: u never kno babe 

memeoverlord: gross 

sxnshinebby: GUYS KAGEYAMA CRAWLED UP MY WINDOW FUCKSJXUJDXJ

sxnshinebby: SUGA HELP 

notbtsuga: not rn im busy making another blanket 

sxnshinebby: YAMAGUC

gucciyama: HOWD HE EVEN 

saltyshima: throw water at it 

sxnshinebby: HDIDIXISIJXIDIFUCIDB

noturdad: oh no 

azuasahi: HINATA? 

noyaoyaoyaoi: MY SMOL BEAN NO 

memeoverlord: DONT WORRY ILL SAVE YOU MY KOUHAI 

mmmilkboi: :))))