Bad Smut Challenge 2025

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• The Horny Magic of Hogwarts by Nunspringa

  Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • F/F, F/M, Multi
  • Complete Work

  25 Jul 2025

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Hermione Granger/Severus Snape
  • Hermione Granger/Luna Lovegood
  • Dobby/Hermione Granger
  • Luna Lovegood/Remus Lupin
  • Hermione Granger/Nymphadora Tonks
  • Firenze/Hermione Granger/Luna Lovegood
  • Hermione Granger
  • Severus Snape
  • Luna Lovegood
  • Nymphadora Tonks
  • Ginny Weasley
  • Flying Ford Anglia
  • Dobby (Harry Potter)
  • Mirabel Garlick
  • Remus Lupin
  • Harry Potter
  • Firenze (Harry Potter)
  • Fleur Delacour
  • Cedric Diggory
  • Voldemort (Harry Potter)
  • James Potter
  • Lily Evans Potter
  • Inappropriate use of a chemistry flask
  • Extra credit for sex
  • Body parts getting much too large because magic
  • Oral Sex
  • Hand Jobs
  • Horny furniture
  • Sex with a Car
  • Bad Dirty Talk
  • Bad Puns
  • Werewolf Sex
  • Dom/sub
  • Sexual Roleplay
  • Sleep Sex
  • Tan lines
  • Threesome - F/F/M
  • Porn Battle
  • Alternate Universe - The only Harry Potter films that exist are the porn versions.
  • Orgy
  • Shower Sex
  • all characters are 18+

  Summary

  A series of short stories at Hogwarts, where magic is the ultimate sex toy.

  Written for the 2025 Harry Potter Bad Smut challenge! Yes, these stories are meant to be both smutty and funny. Enjoy!

  Series

  • Part 1 of Bad Smut Challenge 2025

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  7,500

  Chapters:

  15/15

  Collections:

  1

  Kudos:

  42

  Bookmarks:

  6

  Hits:

  9,419

• The Horny Magic of Hogwarts, Part 2: Mucho Más Hornier by Nunspringa

  Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • F/F, F/M
  • Work in Progress

  25 Jul 2025

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Sirius Black/Ginny Weasley
  • Luna Lovegood/Remus Lupin
  • Sirius Black
  • Luna Lovegood
  • Remus Lupin
  • Ginny Weasley
  • Molly Weasley
  • Albus Dumbledore
  • Severus Snape
  • Peter Pettigrew
  • Hermione Granger
  • Harry Potter
  • Sexy Times
  • Massage
  • Blow Jobs
  • Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
  • Vaginal Sex
  • Werewolf Sex
  • Pool Sex
  • Anal Sex
  • all characters are 18+

  Summary

  A series of short ficlets set in Hogwartswood, the film-making capital of the wizarding world, where magic, creatures and cinema collide. Written for the 2025 HP Bad Smut Challenge.

  Series

  • Part 2 of Bad Smut Challenge 2025

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  4,663

  Chapters:

  8/9

  Collections:

  1

  Comments:

  2

  Kudos:

  11

  Bookmarks:

  1

  Hits:

  1,984

• Make Me Your Whore-Crux (2024): a collection of truly terrible Potter Smut by Nunspringa

  Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

  • Explicit
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • F/F, F/M, M/M
  • Complete Work

  16 Aug 2024

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Hermione Granger/Harry Potter
  • Harry Potter/Ginny Weasley
  • Moaning Myrtle/Original Male Character(s)
  • Luna Lovegood/Neville Longbottom
  • Harry Potter/Molly Weasley
  • Bellatrix Black Lestrange/Ron Weasley
  • Albus Dumbledore/Dolores Umbridge
  • Minerva McGonagall/Original Male Character(s)
  • Sirius Black/Severus Snape
  • Cho Chang/Ron Weasley
  • Rubeus Hagrid/Luna Lovegood
  • Luna Lovegood/Harry Potter
  • Harry Potter
  • Hermione Granger
  • Ron Weasley
  • Moaning Myrtle
  • Luna Lovegood
  • Neville Longbottom
  • Molly Weasley
  • Bellatrix Black Lestrange
  • Dolores Umbridge
  • Albus Dumbledore
  • Minerva McGonagall
  • Severus Snape
  • Sirius Black
  • Ginny Weasley
  • Rubeus Hagrid
  • Cho Chang
  • Masturbation
  • Vaginal Sex
  • Anal Sex
  • Hate Sex
  • wizard/muggle sex
  • Oral Sex
  • Blow Jobs
  • Breast Fucking
  • hentai mentioned
  • Hand Jobs
  • Smut
  • Humor
  • Orgasm
  • Come
  • Bad Poetry
  • car washes
  • Floo Network (Harry Potter)
  • Why did no one tell me about Floo Sex!?
  • Pizza as foreplay
  • Mommy Kink
  • Daddy Kink
  • Human/Monster Romance
  • Vampires
  • Train Sex
  • Inspired by Shakespeare
  • Kinktober
  • Kinktober 2024

  Summary

  A collection of short smut I wrote for the 2024 Harry Potter Bad Smut Challenge. Enjoy!

  Series

  • Part 3 of Bad Smut Challenge 2025

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  3,895

  Chapters:

  14/14

  Comments:

  40

  Kudos:

  84

  Bookmarks:

  9

  Hits:

  36,673

• The Sirius-ly Sexy Delivery Pizza Man and the Naughty Sorority Girls by Nunspringa

  Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • F/M, Multi
  • Complete Work

  17 Jun 2025

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Hermione Granger/Luna Lovegood/Sirius Black
  • Sirius Black
  • Hermione Granger
  • Luna Lovegood
  • Threesome - F/F/M
  • Pizza
  • Alternate Universe - College/University
  • Bad Puns
  • Alternate Universe - Space
  • Rocket puns

  Summary

  Pizza delivery stud Sirius Black delivers the goods to two sorority babes, Hermione Granger and Luna Lovegood.

  Series

  • Part 4 of Bad Smut Challenge 2025

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  647

  Chapters:

  2/2

  Kudos:

  6

  Bookmarks:

  1

  Hits:

  862

• Hermione the lusty milk maid & Harry the well-endowed farm hand by Nunspringa

  Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

  • Mature
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • F/M
  • Complete Work

  14 Jun 2025

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Hermione Granger/Harry Potter
  • Hermione Granger & Harry Potter
  • Harry Potter
  • Hermione Granger
  • James Potter
  • Lily Evans Potter
  • Implied Sexual Content
  • Alternate Universe - Farm/Ranch

  Summary

  Milk maid Hermione Granger attempts to seduce her hunky neighbor, Harry Potter, with mixed results.

  Series

  • Part 5 of Bad Smut Challenge 2025

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  455

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  2

  Kudos:

  8

  Bookmarks:

  1

  Hits:

  1,063

• Lust, Fortune and Fame at Hogwarts by Hunter S Thompson by Nunspringa

  Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

  • Mature
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • F/F, F/M, Multi
  • Complete Work

  14 Jun 2025

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Ron Weasley
  • Harry Potter
  • Hermione Granger
  • Albus Dumbledore
  • Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
  • Films
  • Journalism
  • Porn
  • Group Sex

  Summary

  In another world the Harry Potter books and movies never existed, but the porn versions do!

  Series

  • Part 6 of Bad Smut Challenge 2025

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  386

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Kudos:

  6

  Hits:

  890

• Adult Swim by Nunspringa

  Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

  • Mature
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Gen
  • Complete Work

  14 Jun 2025

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Nymphadora Tonks
  • Harry Potter
  • Severus Snape
  • Narcissa Black Malfoy
  • Ron Weasley
  • Hermione Granger
  • Mirabel Garlick
  • Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
  • Pool Sex
  • Nudity
  • Spanking
  • Oral Sex
  • Human Furniture

  Summary

  During the summer months Tonks and the Hogwarts Country Club lifeguards host late night pool parties for consenting adults.

  Series

  • Part 7 of Bad Smut Challenge 2025

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  224

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Kudos:

  2

  Hits:

  473

• Hogwarts Country Club by Nunspringa

  Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • F/M, Gen
  • Complete Work

  14 Jun 2025

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Ron Weasley
  • Cho Chang
  • Hermione Granger
  • Harry Potter
  • Narcissa Black Malfoy
  • Draco Malfoy
  • BDSM
  • Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
  • Golf

  Summary

  A short series from the kinky world of Hogwarts Country Club.

  Series

  • Part 8 of Bad Smut Challenge 2025

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  167

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Kudos:

  2

  Bookmarks:

  1

  Hits:

  360