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How to roast beans and caffeinate people by Kateyfish (014469)
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Captain America (Movies)
04 Jun 2019
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Steve lifted the card reader so that it touched Tony’s card. There was a discreet beep and Steve withdrew the reader. Tony, lost in his phone, left his hand in the air so after staring at it for another long, puzzling moment, Steve took Tony’s wrist in his hand and pushed it back down to his side.
That got Tony’s attention. Tony looked up from the phone at his wrist, up at Steve’s hand, then back down at his wrist. When he spoke, it was while looking back down at his phone screen.
‘Huh. Don’t usually ask for a massage service with my coffee but if you’re so determined to manhandle me, you could at least make me a coffee before my happy ending?’
Steve blushed, both at the intimacy of the comment and the rudeness.
‘My coffee itself is a happy ending,’ Steve could not resist the urge to snap back. What was he doing? Was that flirting? Steve shook himself, remembered the horrific way that his first meeting with Stark all those years ago had ended, and stepped away to make the espresso, shaking his head as he stirred the frankly insane amount of sugar into the drink.
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The Emptiness That Seeks A Soulmate by Kateyfish (014469)
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe
01 Jul 2018
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Lord James ‘Bucky’ Barnes had been in love with the theatre since his ninth birthday, or rather, it might be correct to say that he had been in love with the idea of love as he saw it portrayed in the theatre. On his birthday, his parents had taken him to see Shakespeare’s Romeo and Juliet at the Criterion, and he had been hooked. He’d wanted to be an actor ever since, if only it was acceptable for young Lords from good Russian families to enter the theatre. Unfortunately for him, since his aristocratic Russian father had married his rich American mother there had been no mellowing of his old-fashioned views. George Barnes knew with the absolute certainty that only comes from centuries of privilege that his only son, James, would do as he was commanded and grow up to be a Lord, and that Lords did not work for a living, much less act for one.
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The Assassin and The Aquarist by Kateyfish (014469)
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Captain America (Movies)
15 Jun 2018
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When Doctor Abraham Erskine disappears after an assassination attempt on his life, leaving behind only a pile of clothes, Steve is left to care for his fish. Little does he know that the assassin responsible for Abe's disappearance is closer than he thinks...
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Ground Zero Community Allotments by Kateyfish (014469)
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe
22 May 2017
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After the Battle of New York, Captain America becomes a world-wide celebrity. Steve Rogers, on the other hand, would much rather be left alone. He's fine, but... the constant PR obligations and life in Avengers Tower are getting him down. When Pepper Potts hounds him into attending the official opening ceremony of a new community garden and allotments built among the ruins of the Chitauri attack, Steve is expecting just one more round of hand-shaking and baby-kissing. What he is not expecting is for the community gardens to be run by a beautiful ex-soldier with a busted-up arm and a strange ability to see past all the Captain America bullshit.
Bucky Barnes, the proud creator of the Ground Zero Community Gardens, is not expecting his allotments to become over-run by Avengers needing some time out from the responsibilities of everyday life, nor is he expecting for Captain America to have a green thumb. But behind the bland, all-American facade of Cap, Bucky manages to catch a few glimpses of the man who used to be Steve Rogers.
A story about identity, recovery and vegetables.
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I like my men like I like my coffee... by 014469
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America (Movies)
07 Apr 2017
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Four little episodes in the love story between Steve Rogers, argumentative barista, and Bucky Barnes, tongue-tied office worker who should really stop listening to Clint's romantic advice; two where they didn't listen to one another, once where they actually tried to talk things out, and once where it was the things that went unsaid that really mattered.
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Modern AU: the story of the relationship between skinny, fighty artist Steve Rogers and shy, sweet mechanic Bucky Barnes. Each story is centred around a piece of weather - mostly storms but some others as well - that will set the theme of their interactions. Some smutty, some not. Small amounts of angst but really, I just want these two to be happy together.
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Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love by isthisselfcare
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Apr 2022
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Hermione straddles the Muggle and Magical worlds as a medical researcher and Healer about to make a big discovery. Draco is an Auror assigned to protect her from forces unknown – to both of their displeasure.
Features hyper-competent, fiery Hermione and lazy, yet dangerous, Draco. Slow burn.
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Bookmarked by Kateyfish (014469)
14 Jul 2025
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Bookmarked by Kateyfish (014469)
25 Jun 2025
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"On a scale of one to ten, how comfortable would you say you are with me physically?" she asked.
"Zero."
Hermione's lips pursed in annoyance because she really should have seen that coming. How charming that the extent of his arseholery could still surprise her.In which Hermione is determined to find a loophole to free her from a forced marriage with Draco Malfoy. But with only two weeks until they are legally required to consummate, it would be irresponsible not to prepare for every contingency.
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Bookmarked by Kateyfish (014469)
16 Jun 2025
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It started with three simple words.
“Make me, Malfoy.”
A sharp intake of breath. A straining jaw. A raised eyebrow.
A threat, a challenge, a promise.
It had been building for months, stewing beneath the surface. It was volatile, dangerous, and completely irresistible. It pulled at Hermione, drawing her in bit by bit, even though she sensed what lay in wait for her. The darkest parts of her couldn’t resist it any longer.
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Bookmarked by Kateyfish (014469)
14 Jun 2025
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Aurors Potter and Malfoy crack the case.
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- Part 1 of Twenty-Two Cards
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Bookmarked by Kateyfish (014469)
15 May 2025